Tony Watson
Tony’s love affair with the written word began with Little Golden Books, moved through Asterix at the Olympic Games and HSC English literature and onto graffiti on the toilet walls at university. He’s a fan of popular culture, all things sport - not just league and a bit of cricket during the summer - particularly the Sydney Swans, Sydney FC, St George Illawarra Dragons, the Toronto Blue Jays, Liverpool FC and Kings XI Punjab. He can usually be found on a weekend at a local park cheering his son at cricket or soccer on or playing himself. He’s a huge music fan and believes that there are only two kinds of music, good and bad. Although if it’s heavy metal the odds are much greater that it’ll be good.
He studied linguistics, literature and communication at university and is one of the few who understands functional grammar. His school reports always said “Tony is easily distracted”, which is teacher-speak for “he talks too much”, something that has held in him good stead in most of his career moves since.
He experienced his 15 minutes a few years ago, when an innocuous letter to the Sydney Morning Herald resulted in him and his wife becoming minor celebrities among readers for a few months. He’s a proud husband and father and is most annoyed by shallow people and those who do go through life without ever stopping to consider anyone but themselves.
Articles by Tony Watson
How to win a footy tipping competition
The invitation came via email. “Join The Punch mini-league. It’ll be fun”. As usual, they left it so late that…... Read more
There’s a spark missing from this Ashes series
And so it begins, although it seems strangely anticlimactic. The reason for that could be because of the two week…... Read more
A fan’s take on a fallen hero
As a long-time member of the Sydney Swans Football Club I have been seated in the outer at the SCG…... Read more
Forget footy - give us odds on being sent to the doghouse
It seems that our obsession with having a bet has even reached the rat community. If, however, rats can have…... Read more
Suburban sports warriors who don’t know when to stop
There’s no denying it. I have officially moved from serious weekend sporting participant to weekend warrior. You can kind of…... Read more
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