Tina Tek
Tina Tek is a twenty-three year old student currently studying a Media and Law degree at Macquarie University. She has a penchant for all forms of media and loves to dabble in her writing skills during her spare time: a great candidate for an intern.
Until recently, Tina’s writing skills were mainly limited to writing essays and exams and it was only when The Punch team came along that the public could start to see her posts - though she does maintain a blog at Five Foot Nothing.
Tina adores The Beatles and green apple liquorice. In her spare time, you’ll see her small, beady eyes glinting through a fashion store.
Articles by Tina Tek
Service from a bunch of bankers
According to numerous make-believe statisticians, there’s a 99.9% chance that you think banks are bastards. This obviously means whenever you…... Read more
Young Australia’s choice: royal soap opera or republic
The last time I thought about an Australian republic was in 1999. I was 12 years old and too busy…... Read more
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It's terribly unfashionable to admit but my Cityrail train just left on time again
Can't believe this yoghurt mob thought they'd get away with the John Butler trio sound-a-like http://t.co/Hn0rMchs
Irritated by barrage of articles about mummy guilt, mums in crisis blah blah blah. Am I only noticing now or is this a newish avalanche?
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Interest rate barney barely even rates as interesting
Stop all the cheering, cut off the champagne. Prevent the pollies from barking and silence the drums.…
Life slips away while you’re filming it on your phone
Some friends of mine had lunch on Saturday with a mate who spent so much time artfully composing photos…
Other stuff to be angry about today (with chorizo pic)
That dopey Spaniard. Three-time Tour de France winner Alberto Contador has been banned for two years,…
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choice ringside rantings
From: City vs country: What would you change your life for?
Dieter Moeckel says:
We made the tree change from Darwin to Wonbah more than 15 years ago. After fencing, a road, and couple of dams our money was gone. Super is enough to live comfortably. We have geese growing old and stringy the only one that made it to the pot committed Kamakazi by flying into a tree; the chooks are… [read more]From: I’d rather have a piece of toast than listen to crap lyrics
Erick says:
Led Zeppelin are responsible for my all-time favourite mixed metaphor: "There you sit, sit and stare, like a book on a shelf rusting." (Misty Mountain Hop) I laugh every time I hear it. Hmmm, I believe I've decided what to play on the way to work today. [read more]Gentle jabs to the ribs
No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops
Well, puck me with a fitchfork. The F-word is apparently an acceptable part of Australian speech. That’s… Read more
