Tim Vollmer

Tim Vollmer

For 13 years school teachers complained that Tim talked too much and didn’t respect authority. Thankfully he didn’t listen and now makes a living out of both, predominantly by helping unions and non-profit organisations improve their media profile through his day job at Mountain Media (http://www.mountainmedia.com.au). In former lives he has been a full-time union official and a Daily Telegraph journalist, but now he keeps busy bushwalking, attempting to be a role model to his three sons, avoiding odd jobs around the three bedroom brick veneer, walking the dogs and generally complaining about politicians and their countless failings, especially where western Sydney is concerned.

Articles by Tim Vollmer

The great stink over cut-price toilet paper

The great stink over cut-price toilet paper

08 Mar 10 A big stink over loo paper not only threatens to flush thousands of Aussie jobs down the can, but leave…... Read more

NSW Labor’s only hope of survival is to start digging

NSW Labor’s only hope of survival is to start digging

23 Feb 10 In a state that dumps transport blueprints faster than premiers, it’s little surprise the NSW Government’s announcement of a multi-billion…... Read more

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New speaker’s slack clobber, old speaker clobbers slackers

New speaker’s slack clobber, old speaker clobbers slackers

Peter Slipper, draped in black in a manner most young voters will not see outside Hogwarts, has dramatically…

Snappy 60th birthday to our most fun newspaper

Snappy 60th birthday to our most fun newspaper

Life is far from dull in the Northern Territory. Or if it is, we’ll never know. And that’s…

There’s no evidence sex-for-cab-fares is a trend

There’s no evidence sex-for-cab-fares is a trend

Fifteen years ago when one of your girlfriends had a few too many Illusion shots standard practice was…

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From: City vs country: What would you change your life for?

Dieter Moeckel says:

We made the tree change from Darwin to Wonbah more than 15 years ago. After fencing, a road, and couple of dams our money was gone. Super is enough to live comfortably. We have geese growing old and stringy the only one that made it to the pot committed Kamakazi by flying into a tree; the chooks are… [read more]

From: I’d rather have a piece of toast than listen to crap lyrics

Erick says:

Led Zeppelin are responsible for my all-time favourite mixed metaphor: "There you sit, sit and stare, like a book on a shelf rusting." (Misty Mountain Hop) I laugh every time I hear it. Hmmm, I believe I've decided what to play on the way to work today. [read more]

Gentle jabs to the ribs

No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops

No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops

Well, puck me with a fitchfork. The F-word is apparently an acceptable part of Australian speech. That’s… Read more

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