Tim Cannon

Tim Cannon

At the tender age of four, and to the great surprise of his parents, Tim boldly declared two goals in life: to play cricket for Australia, and to become the pope. Needless to say, things haven’t quite gone to plan.

Born and bred in Sydney’s north western suburbs, Tim stumbled out of high school and into a commerce degree, where he quickly discovered that finance and accounting are best left to folks who can count. A dalliance with Sydney University’s department of industrial relations led to a brief stint as an organiser for the NSW shoppies’ union, and a bourgeoning interest in all things political.

In 2008, Tim fell in with the Australian Family Association, where he currently performs the dual role of national research officer and media spokesperson, while at the same time completing a law degree at Monash University. And despite persisting with the cricket and the church-going, Tim is gradually learning to let go of those heady childhood ambitions.

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Please stop calling it welfare

Please stop calling it welfare

22 Feb 12 Please stop calling it welfare. It’s not welfare. Getting a government rebate because you pay for private health insurance out…... Read more

Families close for business when shops open longer

Families close for business when shops open longer

09 Aug 11 According to Penbo, the retail union’s anachronistic attachment to Catholic values - keep the Lord’s day holy and all that…... Read more

There’s a good reason marriage is a hetero thing

There’s a good reason marriage is a hetero thing

29 Jun 11 What with New York legislating same-sex marriage, and Labor state conferences toppling like dominos, it appears that same-sex marriage activists…... Read more

A response: (Unborn) Human Rights 101

A response: (Unborn) Human Rights 101

23 Feb 11 The Australian Family Association responds to Tory Shepherd’s Punch column on abortion. Ah pro-choice warriors, methinks thou dost protest too…... Read more

South Australia risks turning doctors into agents of death

South Australia risks turning doctors into agents of death

24 Nov 10 Today the parliament of South Australia is due to debate a bill to legalise medically assisted suicide in that state.…... Read more

Marriage: Not for gays, and maybe not for anyone?

Marriage: Not for gays, and maybe not for anyone?

18 Nov 10 “We want what they’ve got” is not a valid argument for gay marriage. I have to agree with Professor Kerryn…... Read more

Choosing sex, the next great leap in selfish parenting

Choosing sex, the next great leap in selfish parenting

29 Jul 10 Newborn babies are hands down the best thing on the planet. Never had one myself, but I’ve never met one…... Read more

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