The Punch Team

The Punch Team

This is the byline all six of us use (Ant, Tory M, Evil Tory, Penbo, Lucy and Dan) when we work collaboratively on live blogs, stories and campaigns.

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Punch on: Open thread 19/03/2012

Punch on: Open thread 19/03/2012

19 Mar 12 Well that didn’t take long did it? Kony 2012 hit the wobbles this weekend after the star of the 30-minute…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 15/03/2012

Punch on: Open thread 15/03/2012

15 Mar 12 It’s yawning, it’s not going to leap out of the screen and eat you. Happy Thursday, Punchers. What’s on your…... Read more

Friday dilemma: Responding to a well-meaning stranger

Friday dilemma: Responding to a well-meaning stranger

09 Mar 12 We’ve all been there. You’re going about your day and everything feels normal until, someone taps you on the shoulder…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 08/03/2012

Punch on: Open thread 08/03/2012

08 Mar 12 What’s the most offensive smell in a public space? US SouthWest Airlines staff reckon it’s nail varnish. Passenger Jeanie Daniels…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 06/03/2012

Punch on: Open thread 06/03/2012

06 Mar 12 It’s Tuesday. Not as bad as Monday, you’d think. Monday is just what Sunday threw up. But a new survey…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 05/03/2012

Punch on: Open thread 05/03/2012

05 Mar 12 There was a bit of a hoo-haa yesterday over the announcement of seven National Living Treasures. You could well argue…... Read more

Friday dilemma: Come back to my place?

Friday dilemma: Come back to my place?

02 Mar 12 A friend of The Punch went on a first date a few days ago. The chemistry had been heating up…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 01/03/2012

Punch on: Open thread 01/03/2012

01 Mar 12 SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARY movies! Are you a fan? And if you are, does that mean you watch them all the way through.…... Read more

Question Time Live: 27/02/2012

Question Time Live: 27/02/2012

27 Feb 12 Now the real fun starts. Julia Gillard might have trounced Kevin Rudd in the Caucus room this morning, but she…... Read more

Live blog: The Rudd/Gillard leadership showdown

Live blog: The Rudd/Gillard leadership showdown

27 Feb 12 Welcome to The Punch team’s live blog of the Labor leadership showdown. All times are in AEDT. Refresh your browser…... Read more

Live blog: Gillard’s press conference

Live blog: Gillard’s press conference

23 Feb 12 Julia Gillard will give a press conference at 9.30am Eastern Time to respond to Kevin Rudd’s shock resignation as Foreign…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 22/02/2012

Punch on: Open thread 22/02/2012

22 Feb 12 There’s a fascinating story going about this morning about a completely blind man who can hike and even ride a…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 21/02/2012

Punch on: Open thread 21/02/2012

21 Feb 12 Tim Tams or VoVos? You tell us. Other than biscuits shaped like rectangular prisms, what else is on your mind…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 16/02/2011

Punch on: Open thread 16/02/2011

16 Feb 12 So after we posted yesterday’s piece about people who’d never heard of Paul McCartney, The Punch team started musing about…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 13/02/2012

Punch on: Open thread 13/02/2012

13 Feb 12 We often imagine that New Yorkers stereotype us Aussies as backwards, quaint, knife-wielding, tanned, crocodile-hunting, outdoorsy, friendly, drop-bear avoiding troglodytes.…... Read more

Whitney Houston: another fallen superstar

Whitney Houston: another fallen superstar

12 Feb 12 Whitney Houston has died, aged 48. Poor Whitney, who was a shining star in the 80s and 90s, but ended…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 08/02/2012

Punch on: Open thread 08/02/2012

08 Feb 12 Sexy men smoke. It’s a fact. James Dean, Jon Hamm, Humphrey Bogart and Shane Warne (feel free to add to…... Read more

Friday dilemma: Should smacking be illegal?

Friday dilemma: Should smacking be illegal?

03 Feb 12 Anonymous says: Before I became a parent I thought this question was an absolute no brainer. A little smack here…... Read more

Seven simple things good bosses should do

Seven simple things good bosses should do

01 Feb 12 Who wants to work for Ken Grenda? Us. (Shhh, don’t tell Penbo.) The Victorian businessman recently sold off the transit…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 31/01/2012

Punch on: Open thread 31/01/2012

31 Jan 12 Between the Prime Minister’s shoe and Novak Djokovic’s shirt, we can easily wildly generalise that clothing theft is soaring across…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 30/01/2012

Punch on: Open thread 30/01/2012

30 Jan 12 Morning, Punchers. Ant Sharwood here. Last Friday, journalist Amanada Shalala made a fair point on the TV show The Drum.…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 27/01/2012

Punch on: Open thread 27/01/2012

27 Jan 12 Have you chucked a sickie today? We bet you’re one of many hundreds of thousands who do! While we recover…... Read more

How Australian are you? Take our test…

How Australian are you? Take our test…

26 Jan 12 Around Australia today as the snags sizzle and the beers flow cold and bitter, people will also be becoming Australian…... Read more

Wednesday afternoon fun at the expense of Albo

Wednesday afternoon fun at the expense of Albo

25 Jan 12 This is doing the rounds of Twitter, thanks to the Liberal Party YouTube channel. It’s pretty funny. The rip off…... Read more

Fire up the barbie, it’s Ostraya Day!

Fire up the barbie, it’s Ostraya Day!

25 Jan 12 Our national day has become somewhat of a chance to navel gaze. To profoundly ponder who we were, who we…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 23/01/2012

Punch on: Open thread 23/01/2012

23 Jan 12 Welcome to Monday, Punchers and a belated Happy Chinese New Year to all. Speaking of the Chinese New Year, did…... Read more

Friday dilemma: Can I wear jeans to a funeral?

Friday dilemma: Can I wear jeans to a funeral?

20 Jan 12 Today’s dilemma is unusually sombre, but here goes. What’s the right thing to wear to a funeral these days? We…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 20/01/12

Punch on: Open thread 20/01/12

20 Jan 12 Are you a morning person or an evening person? Plenty has been written about the pros and cons of different…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 19/01/12

Punch on: Open thread 19/01/12

19 Jan 12 Wikipedia (i/ˌwɪkɨˈpiːdiə/ or i/ˌwɪkiˈpiːdiə/ wik-i-pee-dee-ə) is a free, collaborative, multilingual Internet encyclopedia supported by the non-profit Wikimedia Foundation. Its 20…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 18/01/2012

Punch on: Open thread 18/01/2012

18 Jan 12 It’s Wednesday. It’s Wednesday. Yay for Wednesday. Arguably the most hopeful day of the week. Two days closer to the…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 17/01/12

Punch on: Open thread 17/01/12

17 Jan 12 Facebook is replete with all things grim and morbid. Attention-seeking status updates, almost as much woe-is-me as look-at-me. Now the…... Read more

Punch on: Open Thread 16/01/2012

Punch on: Open Thread 16/01/2012

16 Jan 12 Good morning, welcome to the third week of January. We’re still scratching our heads wondering how on earth, in 2012,…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 12/01/2012

Punch on: Open thread 12/01/2012

12 Jan 12 Welcome to Thursday, Punchers! Today’s topic for discussion: “singing in public”. Or, in other words, getting your karaoke on. Like,…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 09/01/12

Punch on: Open thread 09/01/12

09 Jan 12 White supremacists from around the world are set to descend on Brisbane in April for the Hammered Music Festival. A…... Read more

Friday Dilemma: Do brides get to be dictators?

Friday Dilemma: Do brides get to be dictators?

06 Jan 12 Welcome to our regular Friday moral dilemma. This week: How much power do brides have over their bridesmaids? Is it…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 22/12/2011

Punch on: Open thread 22/12/2011

22 Dec 11 We keep hearing that retail sales are flat in the lead-up to Christmas. We also keep hearing that more and…... Read more

Wail of a time in North Korea

Wail of a time in North Korea

20 Dec 11 It’s a sad day in North Korea. In truly Orwellian scenes, North Koreans are playing the game of of “I…... Read more

A year after Christmas Island, another tragedy at sea

A year after Christmas Island, another tragedy at sea

19 Dec 11 It’s almost exactly a year since the Christmas Island tragedy, when dozens of asylum seekers died on Australia’s doorstep. In…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 19/12/2011

Punch on: Open thread 19/12/2011

19 Dec 11 Christopher Hitchens has been described as truculent, clever, brave, a radical, an ex-Trotskyist, left-wing, right-wing, iconoclast, an enemy of religion,…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 15/12/2011

Punch on: Open thread 15/12/2011

15 Dec 11 A former Sun editor has had an almighty crack at the Guardian, after the latest twist in the News of…... Read more

Biggest Moments of 2011 #10 Wall St is a campground

Biggest Moments of 2011 #10 Wall St is a campground

14 Dec 11 What happened Activists formed a movement whose broad, and loosely defined aim, was to protest against the inequality caused by…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 08/12/2011

Punch on: Open thread 08/12/2011

08 Dec 11 How funny is this Christmas pug? Will it be enough of a distraction to throw you off today’s word of…... Read more

The long road that leads away from Struggle Street

The long road that leads away from Struggle Street

06 Dec 11 News.com.au has today published the results of its exclusive Cost of Living survey, and the results are a major eye-opener.…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 05/12/11

Punch on: Open thread 05/12/11

05 Dec 11 Goodbye weekend, hello new working week. That’s just our way of saying happy Monday, Punchers! Did anyone overindulge this weekend?…... Read more

Friday dilemma: does pollie deserve a cracker?

Friday dilemma: does pollie deserve a cracker?

02 Dec 11 OK, we’ve been avoiding this topic because we have a very strong inkling the conversation will go only one way.…... Read more

Motherland in decline

29 Nov 11 This video does not make for happy viewing. It depicts a British Mum, who quite possibly is intoxicated, and her…... Read more

Friday dilemma: lick the pickle or flick the pickle?

Friday dilemma: lick the pickle or flick the pickle?

25 Nov 11 It’s been a big, long angry week with some huge issues on the agenda. This should lighten the tone somewhat.…... Read more

Friday dilemma: Hey dude, you bumped that car

Friday dilemma: Hey dude, you bumped that car

18 Nov 11 On a scale of one to ten, how much of a bad person am I? After spending at least ten…... Read more

Punch Q & A: A fraction too much fission over uranium

Punch Q & A: A fraction too much fission over uranium

16 Nov 11 The Labor Party is set to backflip on dealing uranium to countries that have not signed the nuclear non-proliferation treaty.…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 15/11/2011

Punch on: Open thread 15/11/2011

15 Nov 11 The Punch loves a good travel trend. Especially when it involves camping. News.com.au reported yesterday that camping in other people’s…... Read more

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