Stephen Scoglio

Stephen Scoglio

Stephen is a freelance writer born and bred in Melbourne. In another life he wrote for pretty much all of the city’s major arts festivals including the Melbourne International Film Festival, Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Melbourne Writer’s Festival and the Melbourne Greek Film Festival as well as a few interstate beasts, BIFF and Tasmania’s Ten Days on the Island Festival.

When not in a festive mood Stephen is a scriptwriter, comedy writer and all-round nice guy who enjoys drinking alone in bars. By day he works in Marketing and Communications at La Trobe University and dabbles in a spot of copywriting for anyone who will pay him for it.

Articles by Stephen Scoglio

The difficulties of giving up on quitting smoking

The difficulties of giving up on quitting smoking

02 Aug 11 They say quitting smoking is hard, but I’ve learnt the real truth. It’s not just the quitting that’s difficult (although…... Read more

A single bloke’s guide to surviving the man drought

A single bloke’s guide to surviving the man drought

29 Jul 11 There’s a man drought in the city. Single girls outnumber single guys two to one, maybe even three to one.…... Read more

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Abbott’s crass logic: trash the Parliament in order save it

Abbott’s crass logic: trash the Parliament in order save it

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They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

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