Simon J Green
Simon J. Green has been a video producer for four years, a writer for 20. His written work has appeared on US based The Nervous Breakdown, ABC’s Ramp Up, PBSfm, DVDbits.com and a host of other online bits and pieces. His copyrighting brought Freddo the Frog to life, played with Virgin Mobile and wandered around the city for visitvictoria. As a producer, he’s keen to link the private sector back to film and TV, and is blowing things up through web video. His video work includes Hewlett-Packard, the Good Friday Appeal, audio for Channel 10 and Hunkmania: male strippers. Touch his base: @simonjongreen
Articles by Simon J Green
The world has always been going to Hell in a handbasket
Margaret Court was right - we’re all going to Hell. But she wasn’t the first to tell us, we’ve been…... Read more
I’m a proud Aussie and I don’t give a stuff about sport
Yesterday, on TODAY, Mia Freedman showed antipathy towards the Tour de France and its Australian winner, Cadel Evans. She said…... Read more
I might be an elite tosser but at least I can spell
Uh Oh, I Think I’m Elite. This morning, I was minding my own business, reading The Punch, when I came…... Read more
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Abbott’s crass logic: trash the Parliament in order save it
An email was sent to almost every politician in Australia this week saying that someone should cut off…
Our special forces don’t always need special treatment
We admire them, but we’re not entirely sure why. We allow them to operate in the shadows; we rarely…
A good holiday is about unrest, not rest
Like a fat full-stop, it lay in my hand. A small orange – not exactly fresh, but purchased anyway…
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From: They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments
Michael S says:
"A teacher at Geelong Grammar had criticised her for using words that were too long, which had left her confused and had made her doubt her ability to write essays. She became ''quite distressed'' when her English marks began to fall." I can sympathise. My scholastic mentors conveyed to me a causal relationship… [read more]From: Welfare for breeders is a bonus for everyone
Change Up! says:
I have no problem paying my taxes. As a single, childless person on a very decent income, I can afford it and not have my life severely altered. Plus I understand that my taxes paying for things like schools, childcare and infrastructure is ultimately a good thing. A better community is better for me… [read more]Gentle jabs to the ribs
They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments
A private school girl’s family is sueing her elite, extremely expensive private school for not… Read more
