Simon Birmingham

Simon Birmingham

Simon spent his early years living with his grandmother, a war widow and school teacher, before moving with his parents to a horse agistment property at Gawler River in Adelaide’s north.  Educated at local public schools, Simon has been engaged in politics from his uni days.
In between stints as an adviser and chief of staff to federal and state ministers, Simon chalked up extensive industry experience, firstly as the Australian Hotels Association’s National Public Affairs Manager and, immediately prior to his Senate appointment, as Stakeholder Relations Director for the Winemakers’ Federation of Australia.
Simon was sworn in as a Liberal Senator for South Australia on budget day 2007, becoming the then youngest member of the Senate.  He has since been appointed Chair of the Senate References Committee on Environment, Communications and the Arts.
Simon holds a Masters of Business Administration and, despite the protestations of his Port Power following wife, can often be found in the stands or bars at AAMI stadium supporting the Adelaide Crows.

Articles by Simon Birmingham

What the Govt won’t reveal about its carbon tax plans

What the Govt won’t reveal about its carbon tax plans

11 Mar 11 If the Government really wanted us to have an informed debate on a carbon tax, it would share with us…... Read more

Preference deal paints the Greens as a pack of frauds

Preference deal paints the Greens as a pack of frauds

20 Jul 10 Beware the politician who likes to claim moral superiority above other politicians.  They will likely be proven to be a…... Read more

Green Loans an insulation-style mess

Green Loans an insulation-style mess

14 Jul 10 Deaths, house fires and safety concerns have seen the Rudd/Gillard Government and Peter Garrett take plenty of heat over the…... Read more

Historic meeting makes history on truly historic day

Historic meeting makes history on truly historic day

21 Apr 10 Ever heard the joke about the “historic national agreement”? It was hard to miss the meeting of COAG this week,…... Read more

Will Rudd duck questions at Community Cabinet today

Will Rudd duck questions at Community Cabinet today

20 Jan 10 Today Kevin Rudd will hold his first Community Cabinet of this election year, bringing his road show to Adelaide, no…... Read more

The real letter Mike Rann should write to Kevin Rudd

The real letter Mike Rann should write to Kevin Rudd

08 Jan 10 In their haste to get an agreement on national management of the Murray Darling Basin Kevin Rudd and Mike Rann…... Read more

Call it an ISP filter Kevin but your logic leaks like a sieve

Call it an ISP filter Kevin but your logic leaks like a sieve

10 Nov 09 Much like handing out condoms with the tip cut off won’t help fight STDs, the Rudd Government’s plan to filter…... Read more

A lower voting age risks a lower voting standard

A lower voting age risks a lower voting standard

10 Oct 09 Theodore Roosevelt once said “A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user”. As…... Read more

Motherhood health report tells us what we already know

Motherhood health report tells us what we already know

02 Sep 09 Newsflash: smoking is bad for you.  So, apparently, is drinking to excess.  And, wait for it, regularly gouging on fatty…... Read more

Viva the voucher based education revolution

11 Jul 09 Kevin Rudd needs more Pink Floyd.  The Floyd’s classic lyrics from The Wall album denigrate the standard of teachers and…... Read more

Keep the faith in the chapel, and out of the newspaper

17 Jun 09 Flicking through the daily papers over a bowl of cereal is my usual morning routine.  One recent morning I nearly…... Read more

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I'm one of the older ones, so I've certainly seen a few changes in my time. When I started school I learned to write with a nib pen, dipped in an inkwell (no, I'm not kidding). My mother became a dab hand at getting inkstains out of my clothes. Flicking ink at one another in the classroom was an essential… [read more]

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