Scott MacKillop
Scott MacKillop is a freelance writer, publicist, broadcast producer and author of the blog Pro Human Writes.
Scott believes that sarcasm is the highest and most effective form of humour, despite what he is constantly told by friends, family and his long-suffering girlfriend.
A strong proponent of civil liberties, Scott considers himself somewhat of a social commentator, which is often a source of amusement for professional social commentators.
His tendency to throw tact to the wind and run, foaming at the mouth, toward any opportunity to be politically incorrect has earned him the nickname ‘Scott the Inappropriate’ from those who know him, and from the many who wish they didn’t.
Articles by Scott MacKillop
Return of the ranga
People always tell me that my hair isn’t red, it’s strawberry blonde. It’s as if they are paying me a…... Read more
Meet the Aussie Bieber, and his YouTube stage mother
It’s been almost a week since he left the country. Quarantine has again been established. As racing heartbeats slow and…... Read more
Abbott and Gillard try to beat my apathy. Does it work?
Winston Churchill once said, “Democracy is the worst form of government, except all the others that have been tried”. I…... Read more
Gaga’s go-go stick is too big for little minds
A woman in her late thirties leaps out of her seat in a muggy Sydney Entertainment Centre, screaming as if…... Read more
Surrendering to social media
When they hear that I don’t have a Facebook account or a Twitter page, some people look at me as…... Read more
How I found out I’m no relation to Mary MacKillop
For as long as I can remember I have been asked how tall I am at least once every day.…... Read more
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Would you kill for a job?
Who would work in an abattoir? Most of us have done jobs we didn’t want to do because we needed…
Friday Dilemma: child cruelty or harmless fun?
Parenting. It’s the new oneupmanship. Ah, how quaint the days now seem when parents could raise…
Hipsters with hip replacements
Someone once told me that when people reach a certain age they begin dressing in the manner they did…
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choice ringside rantings
From: Punch on: Open thread 09/02/2012
marley says:
I'm one of the older ones, so I've certainly seen a few changes in my time. When I started school I learned to write with a nib pen, dipped in an inkwell (no, I'm not kidding). My mother became a dab hand at getting inkstains out of my clothes. Flicking ink at one another in the classroom was an essential… [read more]From: I’d rather have a piece of toast than listen to crap lyrics
Erick says:
Led Zeppelin are responsible for my all-time favourite mixed metaphor: "There you sit, sit and stare, like a book on a shelf rusting." (Misty Mountain Hop) I laugh every time I hear it. Hmmm, I believe I've decided what to play on the way to work today. [read more]Gentle jabs to the ribs
No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops
Well, puck me with a fitchfork. The F-word is apparently an acceptable part of Australian speech. That’s… Read more