Sarrah Le Marquand

Sarrah Le Marquand

Armed with an honours degree in government and a federal parliamentary internship, Sarrah Le Marquand left university determined to become a political reporter. Yet an early detour on a magazine devoted to the surprisingly intricate world of daytime soap operas redirected her career.

Having worked as an entertainment journalist in several magazines and on television, she joined The Daily Telegraph in 2005 as the television writer, and went on to assume various incarnations as film editor, columnist, features chief of staff and deputy features editor. In 2008 she was appointed features editor.

Sarrah is currently on maternity leave, during which time she is determined to honour a lifelong vow to never own a pair of tracksuit pants.

Articles by Sarrah Le Marquand

The shine went off Sheen a long time ago

The shine went off Sheen a long time ago

01 Mar 11 Does anything churn the stomach so much as news that Londoners are willing to part with more than $20 for…... Read more

My name is Sarrah and I don’t watch MasterChef

My name is Sarrah and I don’t watch MasterChef

16 Jul 10 After a week in which the country went into a collective meltdown following the eviction of someone called Marion Grasby,…... Read more

Wacko the diddle oh it’s a dead-set dinki di Avatar

Wacko the diddle oh it’s a dead-set dinki di Avatar

10 Mar 10 A red carpet in Los Angeles. March 7, 2010: A handsome yet self-conscious Australian actor, who happens to have recently…... Read more

Hillary and Barack: a love story

Hillary and Barack: a love story

17 Feb 10 No doubt there will be swooning all round when President Barack Obama descends upon Australia next month for his first…... Read more

Sniping at working mothers is no solution at all

Sniping at working mothers is no solution at all

12 Nov 09 Since recently becoming a mother, I seem to have developed an obsession with cake. And it has nothing to do…... Read more

Elusive search for footage of women ageing naturally

Elusive search for footage of women ageing naturally

17 Sep 09 As any regular moviegoer could attest, it is a truth regretfully acknowledged that to glimpse an actress with a wrinkled…... Read more

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