Ross Neilson

Ross Neilson

Ross is a former political advisor to ministers in the NSW Labor Government and CEO of Auspoll.

Articles by Ross Neilson

Osama a victim of aggression: you’re kidding, right?

Osama a victim of aggression: you’re kidding, right?

25 May 11 What a strange mob we’ve become, we in the ‘Western world’. On holidays in Europe the past few weeks I…... Read more

Men vs. women - it’s a (nuclear) power thing

Men vs. women - it’s a (nuclear) power thing

22 Dec 10 Australian women hate nuclear power. Men quite like it, but women would rather go back to candles. This is the…... Read more

Most people prefer planes when bits don’t fall off

Most people prefer planes when bits don’t fall off

21 Nov 10 By now there should be a persistent warning light flashing in the cockpit of the good ship Qantas. It’s indicating…... Read more

It’s official: we really, really, really hate the banks

It’s official: we really, really, really hate the banks

07 Nov 10 Loathe as I am to use a dirty four letter word a nice family-minded website, here goes ... Bank. To…... Read more

Most think our leaders have it about right on Afghanistan

Most think our leaders have it about right on Afghanistan

24 Oct 10 When should Australia wage war? Has anyone asked you? Have you given it much thought or is that a job…... Read more

Time for sunset on the Empire Games

Time for sunset on the Empire Games

10 Oct 10 In writing about public opinion as measured by our Auspoll research, I try only to describe the findings, discuss what…... Read more

The issue that will not die: 76% support for euthanasia

The issue that will not die: 76% support for euthanasia

26 Sep 10 We all have to pay tax. And then we have to die. These two fundamentals are well understood by most…... Read more

Sorry officer, but I’m drinking for Australia

Sorry officer, but I’m drinking for Australia

15 Jan 10 That’s it. We’ve arrived at what is officially termed the Dizzy Limit. NSW Police, warming to their recent self-appointment as…... Read more

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Would you kill for a job?

Would you kill for a job?

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Friday Dilemma: child cruelty or harmless fun?

Friday Dilemma: child cruelty or harmless fun?

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choice ringside rantings

From: Punch on: Open thread 09/02/2012

marley says:

I'm one of the older ones, so I've certainly seen a few changes in my time. When I started school I learned to write with a nib pen, dipped in an inkwell (no, I'm not kidding). My mother became a dab hand at getting inkstains out of my clothes. Flicking ink at one another in the classroom was an essential… [read more]

From: I’d rather have a piece of toast than listen to crap lyrics

Erick says:

Led Zeppelin are responsible for my all-time favourite mixed metaphor: "There you sit, sit and stare, like a book on a shelf rusting." (Misty Mountain Hop) I laugh every time I hear it. Hmmm, I believe I've decided what to play on the way to work today. [read more]

Gentle jabs to the ribs

No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops

No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops

Well, puck me with a fitchfork. The F-word is apparently an acceptable part of Australian speech. That’s… Read more

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