Nicole McInnes

Nicole McInnes

Nicole is an ex-award-winning advertising creative turned corporate marketer, but that was before she found inner peace as an insane, I mean calm mother of two-boys-under-two. In fact rediscovering her love of writing is really the only thing keeping her from regularly stabbing herself with Cranky the Crane.

Since February she has written for publications including The Daily Telegraph, Sydney’s Child and In the Powder Room, in addition to the many enlightening over shares on her blog: MyIdealife. But most days you’ll find her refereeing head-butting competitions and avoiding housework so she can tweet addictively or instagram photos of the various disasters that inevitably occur.

Articles by Nicole McInnes

We’ve got our heads buried in an exciting new world

We’ve got our heads buried in an exciting new world

03 Jan 12 I recently attended a VIP media launch for an Aussie singer. This in itself is news as I have two…... Read more

Home is where the hate is

Home is where the hate is

24 Nov 11 The thousands of words on Twitter reflected my own emotions as I watched ABC TV’s The Slap last week. One…... Read more

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Abbott’s crass logic: trash the Parliament in order save it

Abbott’s crass logic: trash the Parliament in order save it

An email was sent to almost every politician in Australia this week saying that someone should cut off…

Our special forces don’t always need special treatment

Our special forces don’t always need special treatment

We admire them, but we’re not entirely sure why. We allow them to operate in the shadows; we rarely…

A good holiday is about unrest, not rest

A good holiday is about unrest, not rest

Like a fat full-stop, it lay in my hand. A small orange – not exactly fresh, but purchased anyway…

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From: They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

Michael S says:

"A teacher at Geelong Grammar had criticised her for using words that were too long, which had left her confused and had made her doubt her ability to write essays. She became ''quite distressed'' when her English marks began to fall." I can sympathise. My scholastic mentors conveyed to me a causal relationship… [read more]

From: Welfare for breeders is a bonus for everyone

Change Up! says:

I have no problem paying my taxes. As a single, childless person on a very decent income, I can afford it and not have my life severely altered. Plus I understand that my taxes paying for things like schools, childcare and infrastructure is ultimately a good thing. A better community is better for me… [read more]

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They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

A private school girl’s family is sueing her elite, extremely expensive private school for not… Read more

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