Nick Champion

Nick Champion

Nick was elected to the federal seat of Wakefield in 2007. He is a former president of the ALP (SA) and holds a BA and GradDip in Communications. Before entering Parliament he was an occupational health and safety officer, training officer and organiser for the Shop Distributive and Allied Employees’ Association. He also worked as a sport and recreation policy advisor to State Labor Minister Michael Wright.

Articles by Nick Champion

Marriages of convenience make rancid politics

Marriages of convenience make rancid politics

16 Sep 11 In 1965 the smash hit Broadway musical The Odd Couple debuted to rave reviews. The musical chronicled the lives of…... Read more

Abbott isn’t boxing clever

Abbott isn’t boxing clever

27 May 11 In his life before politics Tony Abbott was something of an amateur boxer. So it’s fitting that as opposition leader…... Read more

Abbott’s Direct Action plan a direct con job

Abbott’s Direct Action plan a direct con job

24 Mar 11 Any proposed tax will initially concern people. Markets and the prospect of competition often scare people. Sacrifice is always attractive…... Read more

Twin revolutions to help troubled suburbs

Twin revolutions to help troubled suburbs

18 Mar 10 Hidden away in most capital cities around Australia there are troubled suburbs which suffer the afflictions of social and economic…... Read more

Workchoices architect needs some real life experience

Workchoices architect needs some real life experience

25 Feb 10 When I read Jamie Briggs’ most recent contribution to The Punch on industrial relations I wasn’t in the least bit…... Read more

Climate changes sceptics a threat to national security

Climate changes sceptics a threat to national security

01 Feb 10 Climate scepticism is all the rage these days and it’s become very fashionable to doubt the scientists and suspect global…... Read more

Labor should finish job Keating started on super

Labor should finish job Keating started on super

19 Jan 10 In 1992 Paul Keating’s leadership motivated me to join the Labor Party. Keating provided the labour movement with the leadership,…... Read more

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Would you kill for a job?

Would you kill for a job?

Who would work in an abattoir? Most of us have done jobs we didn’t want to do because we needed…

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Friday Dilemma: child cruelty or harmless fun?

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choice ringside rantings

From: Punch on: Open thread 09/02/2012

marley says:

I'm one of the older ones, so I've certainly seen a few changes in my time. When I started school I learned to write with a nib pen, dipped in an inkwell (no, I'm not kidding). My mother became a dab hand at getting inkstains out of my clothes. Flicking ink at one another in the classroom was an essential… [read more]

From: I’d rather have a piece of toast than listen to crap lyrics

Erick says:

Led Zeppelin are responsible for my all-time favourite mixed metaphor: "There you sit, sit and stare, like a book on a shelf rusting." (Misty Mountain Hop) I laugh every time I hear it. Hmmm, I believe I've decided what to play on the way to work today. [read more]

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No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops

No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops

Well, puck me with a fitchfork. The F-word is apparently an acceptable part of Australian speech. That’s… Read more

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