Michael McGuire

Michael McGuire

Michael McGuire writes for The Advertiser’s SA Weekend magazine.

Articles by Michael McGuire

Are we all glad that 2012 is just about over?

Are we all glad that 2012 is just about over?

28 Dec 12 Not a vintage year, 2012. Only destined to be remembered by the Brits who suddenly, sadly, became good at sport,…... Read more

The Olympics: A festival of stupid and irrelevant sports

The Olympics: A festival of stupid and irrelevant sports

13 Jul 12 It’s time again to rejoice. That overbloated spectacle of sport, the Olympics, is upon us. Sixteen days of wall-to-wall, back-to-sport,…... Read more

Counterpunch: No crowning glory in right Royal farce

Counterpunch: No crowning glory in right Royal farce

05 Jun 12 There has been a bit of a popular phrase going around for the last couple of days. It goes something…... Read more

Why I’m boycotting the punting slaughterhouse

Why I’m boycotting the punting slaughterhouse

01 Nov 11 Tom Waterhouse has driven me to this. The scion of the Waterhouse racing family appearing far too often on my…... Read more

The Queen is not the glue holding Australia together

The Queen is not the glue holding Australia together

26 Oct 11 Alexander Downer has a disturbing lack of faith in Australia and Australians. How else to explain his column in The…... Read more

Gongs shouldn’t belong to this throng of nongs

Gongs shouldn’t belong to this throng of nongs

14 Jun 11 This is not about Natasha Stott Despoja. She seems like a perfectly reasonable person who worked hard while in politics.…... Read more

Labor PR 101: It’s about families, stupid

Labor PR 101: It’s about families, stupid

10 Jun 11 This was a different budget. The SA Budget papers were coated in soft blue hues and carried a picture of…... Read more

Melbourne’s non-Victory: three cheers for justice

Melbourne’s non-Victory: three cheers for justice

10 Jan 11 Occasionally a little moment comes along that suggests that there is a bit of justice in the sporting world. One…... Read more

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From: Hasbro, go straight to gaol, do not pass go

Tim says:

They should update other things in the game too. Instead of a get out of jail free card, they should have a Dodgy Lawyer card that not only gets you out of jail straight away but also gives you a fat payout in compensation for daring to arrest you in the first place. Instead of getting a hotel when you… [read more]

From: A guide to summer festivals especially if you wouldn’t go

Kel says:

If you want a festival for older people or for families alike, get amongst the respectable punters at Bluesfest. A truly amazing festival experience to be had of ALL AGES. And all the young "festivalgoers" usually write themselves off on the first night, only to never hear from them again the rest of… [read more]

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