Karin Van Heerwaarden

Karin Van Heerwaarden

Karin van Heerwaarden is a part-time producer at News Digital Media, part-time freelance writer and part-time stay-at-home mum.

She was born and raised on Victoria’s Mornington Peninsula where she attended a very public high school. Having completed a Bachelor of Arts degree in politics and English literature she promptly forgot everything she’d learnt and soon after packed all her worldly possessions into her Kingswood and drove to Sydney where she’s been ever since.

In her spare time she teaches her son useful phrases like ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’, wonders if she will ever find a decent dim sim in NSW, follows recipes to the letter, still bites her finger nails after all these years, maintains a strong opposition to ironing, pretends to read the weekend paper and blogs about books.

Articles by Karin Van Heerwaarden

Real women don’t wear white silk jumpsuits

Real women don’t wear white silk jumpsuits

10 Nov 11 That’s it. I am done with fashion magazines. Officially. I am never buying one, or reading one … or even…... Read more

The sad truth of celebrities is many of them are just dull

The sad truth of celebrities is many of them are just dull

15 Oct 09 In an interview on Sixty Minutes on Sunday Tara Brown asked Michael Buble why he became a singer. He responded…... Read more

I can’t watch because the networks keep axing shows

I can’t watch because the networks keep axing shows

01 Oct 09 Once upon a time there was a woman who watched a new show on Channel 10 called Life on Mars.…... Read more

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