Holly Byrnes

Holly Byrnes

Holly Byrnes is The Daily Telegraph’s TV and media writer which justifies weekends spent on the couch watching re-runs of J.A.G and any episode of The Real Housewives she can get her hands on. Her sporting prowess peaked with an impressive effort ringing every person she knows and singing the Sydney Swans theme song to their answering machines from several Melbourne watering holes in the wake of their historic 2005 flag win. Her gold medal chances lie in online shopping and buying the affections of her nieces and nephews.

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Counterpunch: Don’t kick Magnussen while he’s down

Counterpunch: Don’t kick Magnussen while he’s down

30 Jul 12 He’s gone and done it. That cocky, no good bastard from Port Macquarie, James Magnussen, has got what he deserves.…... Read more

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The Punch is moving house

The Punch is moving house

Good morning Punchers. After four years of excellent fun and great conversation, this is the final post…

Will Pope Francis have the vision to tackle this?

Will Pope Francis have the vision to tackle this?

I have had some close calls, one that involved what looked to me like an AK47 pointed my way, followed…

Advocating risk management is not “victim blaming”

Advocating risk management is not “victim blaming”

In a world in which there are still people who subscribe to the vile notion that certain victims of sexual…

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choice ringside rantings

From: Hasbro, go straight to gaol, do not pass go

Tim says:

They should update other things in the game too. Instead of a get out of jail free card, they should have a Dodgy Lawyer card that not only gets you out of jail straight away but also gives you a fat payout in compensation for daring to arrest you in the first place. Instead of getting a hotel when you… [read more]

From: A guide to summer festivals especially if you wouldn’t go

Kel says:

If you want a festival for older people or for families alike, get amongst the respectable punters at Bluesfest. A truly amazing festival experience to be had of ALL AGES. And all the young "festivalgoers" usually write themselves off on the first night, only to never hear from them again the rest of… [read more]

Gentle jabs to the ribs

Superman needs saving

Superman needs saving

Can somebody please save Superman? He seems to be going through a bit of a crisis. Eighteen months ago,… Read more

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