Geoff Lemon
Geoff Lemon is a satirist, writer, and the editor of Going Down Swinging (http://www.goingdownswinging.org.au). He’s on Twitter @geofflemon, or visit his site at HeathenScripture.com.
Articles by Geoff Lemon
And so this is Christmas, which now I embrace
One more sleep till D-Day… but this year, I’ve actually felt good about Christmas. It’s not a familiar feeling. In…... Read more
Tie me bloody Kangaroo down, Joyce
Jesus motherloving Christ. If Alan Joyce is making a late bid for Twat of the Year 2011, then he’s eating…... Read more
Australia is the unlucky country, girt by misery.
So. A bunch of European bankers with their sharp suits and their cuckoo clocks want to take a break from…... Read more
Logic eats the gay marriage scaremongers for breakfast
If you’re like me, you’ve been wondering with trepidation what will happen when the Gaypocalypse finally strikes. Are fudge-packers, nancy-boys,…... Read more
Even the worst nightmares can’t keep Bolt upright
The aftermath of news like that from Oslo leaves only numbness. The injustice of it, the disbelief that this was…... Read more
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Of all the stupid stories I've written, and there have been plenty, this is definitely in the top 10 http://t.co/otUKnjq2C3
NSW Nationals and independent Tony Windsor among many saddened by the passing of former state MP Gerry Peacocke. A great character.
Ford Falcon sedan sales 2002: 54,629. Sales in 2012: 14,036. To April 2013: 3194.
Column: Ford was hurt by a high dollar, costly labour, and making things nobody wanted to buy http://t.co/duaZQ0CHQY
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The Punch is moving house
Good morning Punchers. After four years of excellent fun and great conversation, this is the final post…
Will Pope Francis have the vision to tackle this?
I have had some close calls, one that involved what looked to me like an AK47 pointed my way, followed…
Advocating risk management is not “victim blaming”
In a world in which there are still people who subscribe to the vile notion that certain victims of sexual…
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choice ringside rantings
From: Hasbro, go straight to gaol, do not pass go
Tim says:
They should update other things in the game too. Instead of a get out of jail free card, they should have a Dodgy Lawyer card that not only gets you out of jail straight away but also gives you a fat payout in compensation for daring to arrest you in the first place. Instead of getting a hotel when you… [read more]From: A guide to summer festivals especially if you wouldn’t go
Kel says:
If you want a festival for older people or for families alike, get amongst the respectable punters at Bluesfest. A truly amazing festival experience to be had of ALL AGES. And all the young "festivalgoers" usually write themselves off on the first night, only to never hear from them again the rest of… [read more]Gentle jabs to the ribs
Superman needs saving
Can somebody please save Superman? He seems to be going through a bit of a crisis. Eighteen months ago,… Read more
