Evan Williams
Evan Williams once heard JFK say “to whom much is given, much is required”.
He’s never felt that he’s ever been given anything remarkable, therefore he must not be required to perform remarkably in his everyday life.
Thus he has completed a BA at Macquarie University and maintained an unhealthy interest in comedy and politics.
Articles by Evan Williams
Phony pollies and polyphony on asylum seekers
In music, “polyphony” is when a composition has more than one melody playing at the same time. This term should…... Read more
We’re maggots who kick pollies when they’re down
This morning news was that pollies are complaining they’re overworked. Tory said they should harden up. Here, Evan Williams says…... Read more
A cost benefit analysis of an Australian political junkie
At this time of year, the Australian political junkie is in a state of melancholy induced by the end of…... Read more
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They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments
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