Emily Portelli
Emily Portelli is a recovering study-addict and travel-holic. Unfortunately, these habits ensure she remains economically-challenged. She spent more time travelling than studying during her undergraduate degree, but managed to get to around 30 countries. After a brief stint as a lawyer at a large corporate firm, Emily fell off the wagon and ended up back at uni, studying journalism at RMIT. She now works for the Herald Sun in Melbourne.
Articles by Emily Portelli
My name is Emily Portelli and I HATE football
I hate football. There, I said it. Curse me. Stone me. lock me in a tiny room with At Home…... Read more
On drugs: Suspend rights and consider them guilty
I appreciate the high standard of human rights we enjoy in Australia just as much as the next person. But…... Read more
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Good morning Punchers. After four years of excellent fun and great conversation, this is the final post…
Will Pope Francis have the vision to tackle this?
I have had some close calls, one that involved what looked to me like an AK47 pointed my way, followed…
Advocating risk management is not “victim blaming”
In a world in which there are still people who subscribe to the vile notion that certain victims of sexual…
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From: Hasbro, go straight to gaol, do not pass go
Tim says:
They should update other things in the game too. Instead of a get out of jail free card, they should have a Dodgy Lawyer card that not only gets you out of jail straight away but also gives you a fat payout in compensation for daring to arrest you in the first place. Instead of getting a hotel when you… [read more]From: A guide to summer festivals especially if you wouldn’t go
Kel says:
If you want a festival for older people or for families alike, get amongst the respectable punters at Bluesfest. A truly amazing festival experience to be had of ALL AGES. And all the young "festivalgoers" usually write themselves off on the first night, only to never hear from them again the rest of… [read more]Gentle jabs to the ribs
Superman needs saving
Can somebody please save Superman? He seems to be going through a bit of a crisis. Eighteen months ago,… Read more
