Emilia Terzon

Emilia Terzon

Emilia Terzon has been ranting to anybody who’ll listen since she first learnt to speak. This being the age of 3, she was a touch developmentally delayed – but legend is she simply couldn’t get a word in edgeways until then (ranting is a condition passed down on the mother’s side). 

Two decades later, she’s found a way to get paid for this ability… at least some of the time. Alongside studying political science and then a journalism Masters, she ended up working through her early 20s on an ADD-inspiring variety of mediums, including radio, magazine publishing, and even pop culture.

Today, she works as a print journalist, produces and presents radio, and makes snide comments about pollies through to fashion designers in her spare time. Her passions include writing, social justice issues, cooking bad vegetarian food, and buying crocheted clothing that smells like mothballs.

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Thrifty Aussies don’t spell the end for retail

Thrifty Aussies don’t spell the end for retail

11 Apr 12 Thrifty spenders – or tightarses as they’re more commonly known – are pretty adept at receiving widespread social disdain. Admittedly,…... Read more

Enjoy your porterhouse, but consider the slaughterhouse

Enjoy your porterhouse, but consider the slaughterhouse

15 Feb 12 “If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be vegetarian.” So goes a rather weary old dog of a proverb attributed…... Read more

The great organic swindle

The great organic swindle

10 Nov 11 If you’re anything like me, then you’re occasionally susceptible to wild fits of buying stuff that has eco-certification logos all…... Read more

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