Dylan Malloch
Dylan Malloch grew up dreaming of becoming a journalist. This changed when he went to his university open day and the PR lecturers put a better spin on the merits of a degree in PR. He also has a Graduate Diploma of Divinity from Sydney’s Morling Theological College to really throw a cat among the pigeons.
Along with The Punch, he has written articles for The Spectator and ABC Online on topics ranging from politics, to pop culture to religion and ethics.
Dylan has a reasonably unhealthy fascination with federal politics and sport (particularly his beloved Raiders) and works for a PR consultancy in Sydney. You can follow him on twitter at @dylanmalloch
Articles by Dylan Malloch
Nobody’s making a racquet about this gender bias
Like most Australians, January is the month where my TV screen is dominated by either tennis or cricket. It’s a…... Read more
That mad Brazilian bastard sure could drive
Back in 1989, I was a brash seven-year-old who drove my parents insane by always going a million miles per…... Read more
Le Tour de France is a beautiful dance
One of my favourite quotes from the movie Anchorman is the following line from Ron Burgundy: “I won’t be able…... Read more
Homelessness needs a football facelift
As a relative newcomer to Sydney, I’ve discovered a phrase I almost never heard mentioned before I moved here: “Western…... Read more
Journalism and objectivity. Reality or ruse?
As someone who works in PR I read a lot of news. Whether it’s print, radio, TV or online, I’m…... Read more
PUNCH: It’s just too hard to understand climate change
There is a great line in the Dan Brown novel, Angels & Demons, when Robert Langdon is speaking with the…... Read more
Space: The forgotten frontier
Thursday December 9, 2010, was an interesting day for news in the world. It was the first time in human…... Read more
An Emo Superman? It’ll never fly
As far as comic book characters go, few would argue that Superman is the most well-known. In fact, if you…... Read more
The perils of staying on message
I was catching up with a mate for a drink on Friday who I hadn’t seen in quite some time.…... Read more
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From: Hasbro, go straight to gaol, do not pass go
Tim says:
They should update other things in the game too. Instead of a get out of jail free card, they should have a Dodgy Lawyer card that not only gets you out of jail straight away but also gives you a fat payout in compensation for daring to arrest you in the first place. Instead of getting a hotel when you… [read more]From: A guide to summer festivals especially if you wouldn’t go
Kel says:
If you want a festival for older people or for families alike, get amongst the respectable punters at Bluesfest. A truly amazing festival experience to be had of ALL AGES. And all the young "festivalgoers" usually write themselves off on the first night, only to never hear from them again the rest of… [read more]Gentle jabs to the ribs
Superman needs saving
Can somebody please save Superman? He seems to be going through a bit of a crisis. Eighteen months ago,… Read more