Dylan Malloch

Dylan Malloch

Dylan Malloch grew up dreaming of becoming a journalist.  This changed when he went to his university open day and the PR lecturers put a better spin on the merits of a degree in PR. He also has a Graduate Diploma of Divinity from Sydney’s Morling Theological College to really throw a cat among the pigeons.

Along with The Punch, he has written articles for The Spectator and ABC Online on topics ranging from politics, to pop culture to religion and ethics.

Dylan has a reasonably unhealthy fascination with federal politics and sport (particularly his beloved Raiders) and works for a PR consultancy in Sydney. You can follow him on twitter at @dylanmalloch

Articles by Dylan Malloch

Nobody’s making a racquet about this gender bias

Nobody’s making a racquet about this gender bias

14 Jan 13 Like most Australians, January is the month where my TV screen is dominated by either tennis or cricket. It’s a…... Read more

That mad Brazilian bastard sure could drive

That mad Brazilian bastard sure could drive

08 Aug 11 Back in 1989, I was a brash seven-year-old who drove my parents insane by always going a million miles per…... Read more

Le Tour de France is a beautiful dance

Le Tour de France is a beautiful dance

02 Jul 11 One of my favourite quotes from the movie Anchorman is the following line from Ron Burgundy: “I won’t be able…... Read more

Homelessness needs a football facelift

Homelessness needs a football facelift

25 Jun 11 As a relative newcomer to Sydney, I’ve discovered a phrase I almost never heard mentioned before I moved here: “Western…... Read more

Journalism and objectivity. Reality or ruse?

Journalism and objectivity. Reality or ruse?

11 Apr 11 As someone who works in PR I read a lot of news. Whether it’s print, radio, TV or online, I’m…... Read more

PUNCH: It’s just too hard to understand climate change

PUNCH: It’s just too hard to understand climate change

11 Feb 11 There is a great line in the Dan Brown novel, Angels & Demons, when Robert Langdon is speaking with the…... Read more

Space: The forgotten frontier

Space: The forgotten frontier

20 Jan 11 Thursday December 9, 2010, was an interesting day for news in the world. It was the first time in human…... Read more

An Emo Superman? It’ll never fly

An Emo Superman? It’ll never fly

10 Nov 10 As far as comic book characters go, few would argue that Superman is the most well-known. In fact, if you…... Read more

The perils of staying on message

The perils of staying on message

24 Sep 10 I was catching up with a mate for a drink on Friday who I hadn’t seen in quite some time.…... Read more

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From: Hasbro, go straight to gaol, do not pass go

Tim says:

They should update other things in the game too. Instead of a get out of jail free card, they should have a Dodgy Lawyer card that not only gets you out of jail straight away but also gives you a fat payout in compensation for daring to arrest you in the first place. Instead of getting a hotel when you… [read more]

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If you want a festival for older people or for families alike, get amongst the respectable punters at Bluesfest. A truly amazing festival experience to be had of ALL AGES. And all the young "festivalgoers" usually write themselves off on the first night, only to never hear from them again the rest of… [read more]

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