Dr Tinman

Dr Tinman

Dr Tinman is a professional repairer of wayward souls and aching hearts. He is a real doctor, accredited by various universities around the world so elite and reputable, you’ve probably never even heard of them, you pitiable philistine. Dr Tinman is also the author of “Tell me where it hurts: Dr Tinman’s guide to safe nail gun operation”, “Zap! Surviving multiple toaster-related electrocutions” and “Birds and Bees: Dr Tinman’s Guide to Local Flora and Fauna (and Bees)”.

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Dear Dr Tinman: Please help me go viral!

Dear Dr Tinman: Please help me go viral!

23 Jun 12 Welcome to the tenth edition of Dr Tinman’s Ignorant Remedies for the Aching Soul. I am Dr Tinman, life-doctor and…... Read more

Dr Tinman: Be a good friend who’s not to be relied on

Dr Tinman: Be a good friend who’s not to be relied on

09 Jun 12 Welcome to the ninth edition of Dr Tinman’s Ignorant Remedies for the Aching Soul. I am Dr Tinman, life-doctor and…... Read more

Dear Dr Tinman: What can possibly go wrong overseas?

Dear Dr Tinman: What can possibly go wrong overseas?

02 Jun 12 Welcome to the eighth edition of Dr Tinman’s Ignorant Remedies for the Aching Soul. I am Dr Tinman, life-doctor and…... Read more

Dear Dr Tinman: Why do you want me to go to the airport?

Dear Dr Tinman: Why do you want me to go to the airport?

27 May 12 Welcome to the seventh edition of Dr Tinman’s Ignorant Remedies for the Aching Soul. I am Dr Tinman, life-doctor and…... Read more

Dear Dr Tinman: Yay or neigh on this Spielberg flick?

Dear Dr Tinman: Yay or neigh on this Spielberg flick?

19 May 12 Welcome to the sixth edition of Dr Tinman’s Ignorant Remedies for the Aching Soul. I am Dr Tinman, life-doctor and…... Read more

Dear Dr Tinman: Should I get a pug, or a pet snow leopard?

Dear Dr Tinman: Should I get a pug, or a pet snow leopard?

12 May 12 Welcome to the fifth edition of Dr Tinman’s Ignorant Remedies for the Aching Soul. I am Dr Tinman, life-doctor and…... Read more

Dear Dr Tinman: I’m bankrupt, what should I do?

Dear Dr Tinman: I’m bankrupt, what should I do?

05 May 12 Welcome to the fourth edition of Dr Tinman’s Ignorant Remedies for the Aching Soul. I am Dr Tinman, life-doctor and…... Read more

Dear Dr Tinman: Help! How do I avoid eyeball mice?

Dear Dr Tinman: Help! How do I avoid eyeball mice?

28 Apr 12 Welcome to the third edition of Dr Tinman’s Ignorant Remedies for the Aching Soul. I am Dr Tinman, life-doctor and…... Read more

Dear Dr Tinman: Help! How do I keep lying to my kids?

Dear Dr Tinman: Help! How do I keep lying to my kids?

21 Apr 12 Welcome to the second edition of Dr Tinman’s Ignorant Remedies for the Aching Soul. I am Dr Tinman, life doctor…... Read more

Dear Dr Tinman: Why do my colleagues detest me so?

Dear Dr Tinman: Why do my colleagues detest me so?

14 Apr 12 Welcome to the first edition of Dr Tinman’s Ignorant Remedies for the Aching Soul. I am Dr Tinman, life doctor…... Read more

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