David Penberthy

David Penberthy

Dave grew up in Adelaide’s southern suburbs and attended a really nice public school, Marion High, which was subsequently bulldozed during the tyrannical reign of Liberal Premier Dean Brown. He fell into journalism while not studying law at the University of Adelaide. He joined The Adelaide Advertiser as a cadet journalist in 1992 and spent his first few years on the newspaper as education reporter, industrial reporter and state political reporter.

In 1996, shortly after the election of the Howard Government, he was posted to Canberra to head the Advertiser’s parliamentary bureau. In 1999 he moved to Sydney to join The Daily Telegraph as state parliament bureau chief, a position he held for three years before his appointment as chief of staff and then as opinion editor and roving columnist for the paper. In April 2005 he became editor of The Daily Telegraph, a position he held until November last year. He is now the editor-in-chief of news.com.au and The Punch.

When not writing about stuff or reading stuff other people have written, he can be found at home in the kitchen cooking traditional dishes from Mexico, where he lived for a year in 1986, and which after a few tequilas he will wrongly cite as his place of birth.

Articles by David Penberthy

In our dull Volvo world even ads come with safety features

30 Jun 09 Whatever you do, don’t watch the above ad before you drive home. You might turn into a maniac and start…... Read more

Liberals teetering on the brink of irrelevance

29 Jun 09 Forget Malcolm Turnbull. The biggest casualty of the Utegate debacle might not be the individual but the organisation, with the…... Read more

How “email” “developed” to engulf Opposition “leader”

27 Jun 09 Grammar narcs and fans of convoluted construction should do themselves a favour, as Molly would say, and log on to…... Read more

OK can everyone who isn’t dead raise their hand

26 Jun 09 While we officially record our sorrow at the passing of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett - and anyone else who’s…... Read more

Remember him as a genius first and a freak second

26 Jun 09 The boy who never grew up is dead at the age of 50. Michael Jackson died this morning of a…... Read more

Hey Kev, get your hands off my modestly-sized beer gut

25 Jun 09 The outsourcing of responsibility for your own stupid behaviour to our nanny government continues apace with Kevin Rudd’s cockamamie plan…... Read more

Memo MPs: the public has had a gutful of Utegate

24 Jun 09 THE biggest casualty in the Utegate fiasco has not been Malcolm Turnbull or Kevin Rudd or Wayne Swan or the…... Read more

Sydney’s fair-weather fans no match for Melbourne passion

24 Jun 09 THIS is the story of two games of football, the first of which proves that the AFL is an absolute…... Read more

Crazy Canberra theory #263: the Costello comeback

23 Jun 09 As Federal Parliament starts to resemble an X-Files episode, the latest mad theory is that Peter Costello is being encouraged…... Read more

How a toxic bore destroyed a flamboyant dilettante

23 Jun 09 If you’re sick of reading about Utegate – and a poll currently running on SkyNews suggests 45 per cent of…... Read more

Rudd and Swan in quagmire of their own making

21 Jun 09 Kevin Rudd might think that momentum has swung back his way in the Utegate scandal with the email implicating him…... Read more

PM’s car trouble more than just a minor bingle

19 Jun 09 UPDATE 7.35pm: Kevin Rudd has called an Auditor-General’s inquiry into the affair, but is standing by his denials that neither…... Read more

Labor’s new Hansonites - and your cheap Chinese shirts

17 Jun 09 Who needs Pauline Hanson when you’ve got Nathan Rees and Eric Roozendaal? If you’re reading this article, it means that…... Read more

Party’s over as Peter Costello bows out of politics

15 Jun 09 As of this morning there was one other person in Australia who knew that Peter Costello was quitting politics today…... Read more

Party’s over Pete you’re free to go, fed-up Libs tell Punch

15 Jun 09 UPDATE: this is a refiled version of The Punch’s lead from this morning’s edition, which came on the same day…... Read more

Smiles all round as Cozza quits

15 Jun 09 Peter Costello has become a permanently destabilising influence within the Liberal Party and should get out of politics unless he’s…... Read more

John Roskam: Is this the next member for Higgins?

John Roskam: Is this the next member for Higgins?

15 Jun 09 If Peter Costello does decide not to contest the next election, the party will not have to look too hard…... Read more

The worst piece of infrastructure in Australia

15 Jun 09 In his great book City of Quartz urban geographer Mike Davis describes the lengths to which the City of Los…... Read more

My eyes are burning: gassed Iranian student’s twitter feed

14 Jun 09 Follow this person on twitter right now: http://twitter.com/Change_for_Iran He or she is an unknown Iranian student who is giving a…... Read more

Debate goes PC as the PM reveals his sauces

13 Jun 09 Some years ago The Melbourne Age ran an awkwardly written profile of a young lesbian vegan woman with one leg…... Read more

It was the best nil-all draw that I’ve ever seen

12 Jun 09 Who’s your favourite Dutch comedian? What’s the funniest Dutch film you’ve ever seen? And no, The Vanishing wasn’t a comedy.…... Read more

Dig deep for victims of utter f***ing bastard syndrome

10 Jun 09 Forget the Red Shield Appeal, Daffodil Day, the work of the Black Dog Institute and, dare I mention them, the…... Read more

Robert Hughes and the dying art of swearing

10 Jun 09 There are two types of people in the world: people who think there are two types of people in the…... Read more

Enough sheilas? C’mon, fair shake of the sauce bottle

09 Jun 09 “Fair shake of the sauce bottle”: That’s the exact quote from a press conference Kevin Rudd has just held where…... Read more

Paparazzi give Therese Rein the Princess Diana workout

09 Jun 09 Well, not quite. While it doesn’t compare to Fleet Street’s notorious hidden camera shot of Princess Diana pumping iron at…... Read more

No future: the Republic is almost as dead as Sid Vicious

09 Jun 09 Yesterday we blew the froth off a couple in honour of our sovereign, Queen Elizabeth II, and observed her birthday…... Read more

Clapped-out baby-boomers have killed the republic

08 Jun 09 Here’s the worst political ad ever made in Australia: It’s not a very good version, I know. It’s grainy, and…... Read more

Scientists make better role models than sportsmen

06 Jun 09 What makes a person a role model? Generally – and unfortunately – in this country it’s nothing more than the…... Read more

If you’re new to The Punch…

06 Jun 09 UPDATED: The Punch is now five days old. For those of you tucking into some long weekend reading, here’s my…... Read more

Latham’s little mate won’t return to frontbench

04 Jun 09 The biggest fib Kevin Rudd told today, after he’d lavished insincere praise upon Joel Fitzgibbon for his work as Defence…... Read more

Tiananmen: Never forget, unless you’re Bob Hawke

04 Jun 09 It is 20 years to the day that the student protests in Beijing’s Tiananmen Square were put down with brutal…... Read more

Counterpunch: Alice Springs should host the curling

03 Jun 09 Tonight State of Origin travels south to Melbourne. It should be the last time it does so. Sure, it’ll be…... Read more

Our latest punchers

03 Jun 09 Today The Punch introduces some new contributors from other media outlets who are traditionally regarded as competitors of News Limited,…... Read more

Are we racists? Chk Chk Chk boom we’re racists

03 Jun 09 From the Chk Chk Boom girl to the anti-Indian ratbags in Melbourne, Australians are racist. I’ve come to this conclusion…... Read more

Punchmania hits Canberra as Liberal MP shoves colleague

02 Jun 09 Liberal MP Alby Schultz has just got into a physical fight with one his colleagues, frontbencher Chris Pearce, during a…... Read more

Saving Australians from their own overseas stupidity

29 May 09 ONE of the best columns of the year to date was this week’s hilarious, bang-on rant by former foreign minister…... Read more

Sex-mad league bimbo takes women down dud route

19 May 09 There’s an extraordinary piece of journalism in today’s Daily Telegraph by “Coogee Cougar” Charmyne Palavi where she takes more positions…... Read more

Official: WA now the most backward state in Australia

18 May 09 Slack-jawed Queenslanders from Logan, Roma and Warwick, brooding hermits in remote South Australian hamlets who can’t explain the sudden disappearance…... Read more

It’s about time somebody stood up for Rugby League

18 May 09 UPDATE 7.20pm: Willie Mason has been fined $2000 and ordered to do extra work on his club’s programs that help…... Read more

Male silence at the core of Matthew Johns scandal

15 May 09 In a week when the nation was confronted with a $58 billion budget deficit, when more than a million Australians…... Read more

Would you give $22 billion dollars to this man?

12 May 09 The infrastructure spending for big-ticket rail, road and port projects is a noble measure aimed at two ends stimulating the…... Read more

Class war budget betrays hardest-working families

12 May 09 As of yesterday about one-million hard-working Australians discovered that Kevin Rudd’s campaign promise to stand up for “working families” came…... Read more

Departing chief cops more flak than he deserves

Departing chief cops more flak than he deserves

08 May 09 THE continuing carve-up of Australian Federal Police Commissioner Mick Keelty has been framed around the events of 2007; or, rather,…... Read more

Punch exclusive: Keelty’s farewell email to his troops

06 May 09 From: Keelty, Mick Sent: Wednesday, 6 May 2009 7:00 AM To: All-AFP-Staff Subject: Commissioner All Staff Message [SEC=UNCLASSIFIED] All Staff,…... Read more

The day John Howard said sorry to Mick Keelty

06 May 09 He’s one of our most misunderstood and maligned public figures - and today, Australian Federal Police Commissioner Mick Keelty has…... Read more

Joyful crowd celebrates end of Rudd’s six-year deficit

06 May 09 Here’s a confronting concept to grapple with first thing in the morning: opposition assistant treasury spokesman Tony Smith saying that…... Read more

Let’s throw another pensioner on the barbie

06 May 09 The yellow bumper sticker on his suitcase says “I’d rather die like a dog” and if anyone knows how dogs…... Read more

The fatal calling card of Mexico’s fancy lady

28 Apr 09 DEATH is often depicted in Mexico as an ever-present and humanised force, in the form of a skeletal woman with…... Read more

Dad, isn’t that Kellie from Hi-5? What’s she wearing?

22 Apr 09 KELLIE from Hi-5 has always been a favourite at our place. The kids also seem to like her. But at…... Read more

Goodbye. Now can someone get me a f***ing cup of tea?

08 Apr 09 The question of whether Kevin Rudd is a rude, ill-tempered sook is a valid one, there’s another issue that deserves…... Read more

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