David Penberthy
Dave grew up in Adelaide’s southern suburbs and attended a really nice public school, Marion High, which was subsequently bulldozed during the tyrannical reign of Liberal Premier Dean Brown. He fell into journalism while not studying law at the University of Adelaide. He joined The Adelaide Advertiser as a cadet journalist in 1992 and spent his first few years on the newspaper as education reporter, industrial reporter and state political reporter.
In 1996, shortly after the election of the Howard Government, he was posted to Canberra to head the Advertiser’s parliamentary bureau. In 1999 he moved to Sydney to join The Daily Telegraph as state parliament bureau chief, a position he held for three years before his appointment as chief of staff and then as opinion editor and roving columnist for the paper. In April 2005 he became editor of The Daily Telegraph, a position he held until November last year. He is now the editor-in-chief of news.com.au and The Punch.
When not writing about stuff or reading stuff other people have written, he can be found at home in the kitchen cooking traditional dishes from Mexico, where he lived for a year in 1986, and which after a few tequilas he will wrongly cite as his place of birth.
Articles by David Penberthy
In our dull Volvo world even ads come with safety features
Whatever you do, don’t watch the above ad before you drive home. You might turn into a maniac and start…... Read more
Liberals teetering on the brink of irrelevance
Forget Malcolm Turnbull. The biggest casualty of the Utegate debacle might not be the individual but the organisation, with the…... Read more
How “email” “developed” to engulf Opposition “leader”
Grammar narcs and fans of convoluted construction should do themselves a favour, as Molly would say, and log on to…... Read more
OK can everyone who isn’t dead raise their hand
While we officially record our sorrow at the passing of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett - and anyone else who’s…... Read more
Remember him as a genius first and a freak second
The boy who never grew up is dead at the age of 50. Michael Jackson died this morning of a…... Read more
Hey Kev, get your hands off my modestly-sized beer gut
The outsourcing of responsibility for your own stupid behaviour to our nanny government continues apace with Kevin Rudd’s cockamamie plan…... Read more
Memo MPs: the public has had a gutful of Utegate
THE biggest casualty in the Utegate fiasco has not been Malcolm Turnbull or Kevin Rudd or Wayne Swan or the…... Read more
Sydney’s fair-weather fans no match for Melbourne passion
THIS is the story of two games of football, the first of which proves that the AFL is an absolute…... Read more
Crazy Canberra theory #263: the Costello comeback
As Federal Parliament starts to resemble an X-Files episode, the latest mad theory is that Peter Costello is being encouraged…... Read more
How a toxic bore destroyed a flamboyant dilettante
If you’re sick of reading about Utegate – and a poll currently running on SkyNews suggests 45 per cent of…... Read more
Rudd and Swan in quagmire of their own making
Kevin Rudd might think that momentum has swung back his way in the Utegate scandal with the email implicating him…... Read more
PM’s car trouble more than just a minor bingle
UPDATE 7.35pm: Kevin Rudd has called an Auditor-General’s inquiry into the affair, but is standing by his denials that neither…... Read more
Labor’s new Hansonites - and your cheap Chinese shirts
Who needs Pauline Hanson when you’ve got Nathan Rees and Eric Roozendaal? If you’re reading this article, it means that…... Read more
Party’s over as Peter Costello bows out of politics
As of this morning there was one other person in Australia who knew that Peter Costello was quitting politics today…... Read more
Party’s over Pete you’re free to go, fed-up Libs tell Punch
UPDATE: this is a refiled version of The Punch’s lead from this morning’s edition, which came on the same day…... Read more
Smiles all round as Cozza quits
Peter Costello has become a permanently destabilising influence within the Liberal Party and should get out of politics unless he’s…... Read more
John Roskam: Is this the next member for Higgins?
If Peter Costello does decide not to contest the next election, the party will not have to look too hard…... Read more
The worst piece of infrastructure in Australia
In his great book City of Quartz urban geographer Mike Davis describes the lengths to which the City of Los…... Read more
My eyes are burning: gassed Iranian student’s twitter feed
Follow this person on twitter right now: http://twitter.com/Change_for_Iran He or she is an unknown Iranian student who is giving a…... Read more
Debate goes PC as the PM reveals his sauces
Some years ago The Melbourne Age ran an awkwardly written profile of a young lesbian vegan woman with one leg…... Read more
It was the best nil-all draw that I’ve ever seen
Who’s your favourite Dutch comedian? What’s the funniest Dutch film you’ve ever seen? And no, The Vanishing wasn’t a comedy.…... Read more
Dig deep for victims of utter f***ing bastard syndrome
Forget the Red Shield Appeal, Daffodil Day, the work of the Black Dog Institute and, dare I mention them, the…... Read more
Robert Hughes and the dying art of swearing
There are two types of people in the world: people who think there are two types of people in the…... Read more
Enough sheilas? C’mon, fair shake of the sauce bottle
“Fair shake of the sauce bottle”: That’s the exact quote from a press conference Kevin Rudd has just held where…... Read more
Paparazzi give Therese Rein the Princess Diana workout
Well, not quite. While it doesn’t compare to Fleet Street’s notorious hidden camera shot of Princess Diana pumping iron at…... Read more
No future: the Republic is almost as dead as Sid Vicious
Yesterday we blew the froth off a couple in honour of our sovereign, Queen Elizabeth II, and observed her birthday…... Read more
Clapped-out baby-boomers have killed the republic
Here’s the worst political ad ever made in Australia: It’s not a very good version, I know. It’s grainy, and…... Read more
Scientists make better role models than sportsmen
What makes a person a role model? Generally – and unfortunately – in this country it’s nothing more than the…... Read more
If you’re new to The Punch…
UPDATED: The Punch is now five days old. For those of you tucking into some long weekend reading, here’s my…... Read more
Latham’s little mate won’t return to frontbench
The biggest fib Kevin Rudd told today, after he’d lavished insincere praise upon Joel Fitzgibbon for his work as Defence…... Read more
Tiananmen: Never forget, unless you’re Bob Hawke
It is 20 years to the day that the student protests in Beijing’s Tiananmen Square were put down with brutal…... Read more
Counterpunch: Alice Springs should host the curling
Tonight State of Origin travels south to Melbourne. It should be the last time it does so. Sure, it’ll be…... Read more
Our latest punchers
Today The Punch introduces some new contributors from other media outlets who are traditionally regarded as competitors of News Limited,…... Read more
Are we racists? Chk Chk Chk boom we’re racists
From the Chk Chk Boom girl to the anti-Indian ratbags in Melbourne, Australians are racist. I’ve come to this conclusion…... Read more
Punchmania hits Canberra as Liberal MP shoves colleague
Liberal MP Alby Schultz has just got into a physical fight with one his colleagues, frontbencher Chris Pearce, during a…... Read more
Saving Australians from their own overseas stupidity
ONE of the best columns of the year to date was this week’s hilarious, bang-on rant by former foreign minister…... Read more
Sex-mad league bimbo takes women down dud route
There’s an extraordinary piece of journalism in today’s Daily Telegraph by “Coogee Cougar” Charmyne Palavi where she takes more positions…... Read more
Official: WA now the most backward state in Australia
Slack-jawed Queenslanders from Logan, Roma and Warwick, brooding hermits in remote South Australian hamlets who can’t explain the sudden disappearance…... Read more
It’s about time somebody stood up for Rugby League
UPDATE 7.20pm: Willie Mason has been fined $2000 and ordered to do extra work on his club’s programs that help…... Read more
Male silence at the core of Matthew Johns scandal
In a week when the nation was confronted with a $58 billion budget deficit, when more than a million Australians…... Read more
Would you give $22 billion dollars to this man?
The infrastructure spending for big-ticket rail, road and port projects is a noble measure aimed at two ends stimulating the…... Read more
Class war budget betrays hardest-working families
As of yesterday about one-million hard-working Australians discovered that Kevin Rudd’s campaign promise to stand up for “working families” came…... Read more
Departing chief cops more flak than he deserves
THE continuing carve-up of Australian Federal Police Commissioner Mick Keelty has been framed around the events of 2007; or, rather,…... Read more
Punch exclusive: Keelty’s farewell email to his troops
From: Keelty, Mick Sent: Wednesday, 6 May 2009 7:00 AM To: All-AFP-Staff Subject: Commissioner All Staff Message [SEC=UNCLASSIFIED] All Staff,…... Read more
The day John Howard said sorry to Mick Keelty
He’s one of our most misunderstood and maligned public figures - and today, Australian Federal Police Commissioner Mick Keelty has…... Read more
Joyful crowd celebrates end of Rudd’s six-year deficit
Here’s a confronting concept to grapple with first thing in the morning: opposition assistant treasury spokesman Tony Smith saying that…... Read more
Let’s throw another pensioner on the barbie
The yellow bumper sticker on his suitcase says “I’d rather die like a dog” and if anyone knows how dogs…... Read more
The fatal calling card of Mexico’s fancy lady
DEATH is often depicted in Mexico as an ever-present and humanised force, in the form of a skeletal woman with…... Read more
Dad, isn’t that Kellie from Hi-5? What’s she wearing?
KELLIE from Hi-5 has always been a favourite at our place. The kids also seem to like her. But at…... Read more
Goodbye. Now can someone get me a f***ing cup of tea?
The question of whether Kevin Rudd is a rude, ill-tempered sook is a valid one, there’s another issue that deserves…... Read more
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