David Penberthy
Dave grew up in Adelaide’s southern suburbs and attended a really nice public school, Marion High, which was subsequently bulldozed during the tyrannical reign of Liberal Premier Dean Brown. He fell into journalism while not studying law at the University of Adelaide. He joined The Adelaide Advertiser as a cadet journalist in 1992 and spent his first few years on the newspaper as education reporter, industrial reporter and state political reporter.
In 1996, shortly after the election of the Howard Government, he was posted to Canberra to head the Advertiser’s parliamentary bureau. In 1999 he moved to Sydney to join The Daily Telegraph as state parliament bureau chief, a position he held for three years before his appointment as chief of staff and then as opinion editor and roving columnist for the paper. In April 2005 he became editor of The Daily Telegraph, a position he held until November last year. He is now the editor-in-chief of news.com.au and The Punch.
When not writing about stuff or reading stuff other people have written, he can be found at home in the kitchen cooking traditional dishes from Mexico, where he lived for a year in 1986, and which after a few tequilas he will wrongly cite as his place of birth.
Articles by David Penberthy
A story most parents and teens can afford to miss
The so-called Bali Boy is back in Australia. It is only a matter of time before he turns up on…... Read more
Doddery old drivers should not be a protected species
Last week I was standing at a pedestrian crossing at the Adelaide Airport with my two kids, aged five and…... Read more
Gay marriage: there’s nothing easy about “I do”
It says a lot about changing community standards that a state such as Queensland, which under Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen was…... Read more
Schoolies? Yeah, pass
It says a lot about Australia’s binge-drinking culture that an event such as Schoolies Week - where drunken violence, date…... Read more
How the public took charge of a deserved flogging
Kyle Sandilands is such an inconsequential waste of space that I would normally be reluctant to expend a single millilitre…... Read more
Hokey-pokie over speaker may shaft problem gamblers
Tony Abbott described the events in Canberra yesterday surrounding the speakership of the Parliament as a bad day for democracy.…... Read more
A hole in his head where his brain should be
It isn’t really a bombshell observation, but Kyle Sandilands is a dead-set, rolled-gold, card-carrying dickhead. It is with some reluctance…... Read more
Mmm & mmm. The nanny state can’t have my Smarties
Here’s something to ponder – how many Smarties would you have to eat to become morbidly obese? 1000? Maybe half…... Read more
The price of male silence on violence against women
Every bloke has a mother. Many of us also have sisters and daughters. Some of us have all three. When…... Read more
Bob and Tony’s awkward night with Obama
There were two people at Wednesday’s state dinner for US President Barack Obama at Parliament House who seemed a bit…... Read more
Have these terrorists reformed? Fingers crossed
One of the more striking photographs from the sadly crowded files of modern Australian terrorist coverage came in 2005, when…... Read more
Trotting out nonsense at an inquiry into nothing
From a crowded field, one of the more embarrassing moments from my troubled phase as a teenage Trotskyist involved selling…... Read more
Has comrade Alan Joyce helped rescue the ALP?
Here’s an elaborate conspiracy theory. In a dark corner of a scungy pub in the Sydney suburb of Marrickville, socialist…... Read more
How the High Court exposed suburbia to biker mayhem
At a guess you could probably assume that none of our seven High Court judges lives in Merrylands, in Sydney’s…... Read more
A behind-the-scenes look at Kevin Rudd: The Sequel
The polls show that he is the people’s choice for prime minister. And Kevin Rudd believes that, if the Labor…... Read more
The Qantas dispute is not about Alan Joyce’s salary
Much of the public commentary around the Qantas dispute has been so undergraduate that you would think it had been…... Read more
Hard men? My latte is harder than Bob Katter
You really have to wonder how spectacularly insecure or under-endowed a bloke must be if he chooses to demonstrate his…... Read more
Vertically-challenged pornos seized in (short) customs raid
One of the interesting features of modern public debate is the emergence of a small army of thin-skinned souls on…... Read more
Long to reign over us: royals have the edge on republicans
We now know courtesy of the Queen’s meeting with horseracing king Bart Cummings that Her Majesty is not much of…... Read more
A left-wing protest against left-wing problems
One of the favoured chants of the Occupy Wall Street protesters is “This is what democracy looks like”. It’s an…... Read more
On message, even when up to his neck in it
A few weeks after he was clouted in the face with a rolled-up wine magazine, and on the same day…... Read more
Government that lost its way, Opposition that cannot lose
By her own definition, Julia Gillard is the leader of a government which has lost its way. This was the…... Read more
Help me Kevin 747. You’re my only hope!
There is something enticing about the idea of life in the foreign service, with the promise of exotic travel, dealings…... Read more
Tofu-munching Greens are cooking up a big fat tax
The Australian Greens may well be a sanctimonious blight on the national political landscape but I don’t see why they…... Read more
Tax forum: Game changer or top notch gabfest?
When governments find themselves in a corner there are two things they will do in a bid to turn things…... Read more
Deeply irritating columnist versus seriously flawed law
This is a difficult column to write. It involves a matter of principle which is important to me. It also…... Read more
Friday Night Lights, Fevola and the No Di*kheads rule
There aren’t many television shows worth watching but I would urge everybody to go out and buy the five season…... Read more
The depressing truth about football’s gambling addiction
It is hard to believe the NRL, a code which galvanises communities in two of the largest states in Australia,…... Read more
In cyberspace everyone can hear you scream
If you want to gain an insight into the often distressingly abusive world of online political discussion, type the name…... Read more
One politician we’re all happy to belt around
One of the many life lessons we have been taught by former South Australian treasurer Kevin Foley is that it…... Read more
In NSW politics winning is more important than policy
If you were to choose one place which symbolised the challenges facing the city of Sydney, it would be hard…... Read more
Is Gillard a victim of sexism?
Is Julia Gillard copping more flak than past prime ministers because she is a woman? No. And yes. Julia Gillard…... Read more
Bourgeois wankerdom and Friends of the ABC
The Canadian media theorist Marshall McLuhan said that the medium is the message. I’m not really sure what it means…... Read more
Rudd’s return a brilliant idea, possibly doomed to fail
Much has been made of the tasteless descriptions of Prime Minister Julia Gillard on placards at anti-carbon tax rallies. Tasteless…... Read more
9/11 and the struggle to retain perspective
Whether you like it or not, multiculturalism is here to stay. I don’t use the word in the political sense,…... Read more
Angry men have never met a thug who wasn’t innocent
As the 11-hour Parramatta siege was unfolding on Tuesday, with a 52-year-old man occupying a lawyer’s chambers with his 12-year-old…... Read more
If Julia buys bipartisan Tony she’ll buy anything
There is a certain evil logic behind Tony Abbott’s offer to work side-by-side with Julia Gillard to fix the asylum…... Read more
Time to ban the sickos that celebrate anorexia
Of all the sick and creepy subcultures that flourish on the internet, few are more disturbing than the pro-ana websites…... Read more
Should Gillard go?
Should Julia Gillard just cut her losses and quit? Or should Caucus make the decision for her and just put…... Read more
Smacking a pointless act for frustrated parents
To smack or not to smack? There are few questions more hotly contested in the world of parenting. Nothing has…... Read more
Craig Thomson, another top idea from NSW Labor
If you want an insight into the debased language of modern politics, look no further than the cheat sheet about…... Read more
Oops, I’m the boss
About seven years ago I came into the office on a Thursday to discover that I was the boss. My…... Read more
Maybe Dave just shouldn’t have joined the Taliban
In her excoriating review of David Hicks’ memoir My Journey, ABC reporter and author Leigh Sales begins with the following…... Read more
A load of pit bull from selfish dog owners
It’s easy to generalise so here goes. In the absence of any scientific evidence, I reckon the more vicious or…... Read more
Tony’s flawed friendship with the freaks and flat-earthers
Like a moth to a flame, Tony Abbott has now attended and addressed a second convention of the downtrodden, desperate…... Read more
Credit card Craig a problem Gillard doesn’t need
It has become an article of faith in Australian politics that a background as a union official is an undesirable…... Read more
First world problems and the crisis in Africa
Here’s a question – why are people rioting in Britain but not in Africa? Why are we seeing violence and…... Read more
London: Doling out excuses for the inexcusable
In trying to identify the causes of the London riots, we could start by reflecting on the comments from former…... Read more
The right to privacy would come at a social cost
Paul Keating’s fondness for picking up the phone to relay his displeasure about media coverage is the stuff of legend.…... Read more
The shop must go on…
One of the joys of multiculturalism is that if you suddenly find yourself hankering for a kilogram of pork belly…... Read more
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