David Penberthy
Dave grew up in Adelaide’s southern suburbs and attended a really nice public school, Marion High, which was subsequently bulldozed during the tyrannical reign of Liberal Premier Dean Brown. He fell into journalism while not studying law at the University of Adelaide. He joined The Adelaide Advertiser as a cadet journalist in 1992 and spent his first few years on the newspaper as education reporter, industrial reporter and state political reporter.
In 1996, shortly after the election of the Howard Government, he was posted to Canberra to head the Advertiser’s parliamentary bureau. In 1999 he moved to Sydney to join The Daily Telegraph as state parliament bureau chief, a position he held for three years before his appointment as chief of staff and then as opinion editor and roving columnist for the paper. In April 2005 he became editor of The Daily Telegraph, a position he held until November last year. He is now the editor-in-chief of news.com.au and The Punch.
When not writing about stuff or reading stuff other people have written, he can be found at home in the kitchen cooking traditional dishes from Mexico, where he lived for a year in 1986, and which after a few tequilas he will wrongly cite as his place of birth.
Articles by David Penberthy
Jumps racing is bullfighting for white people
Bullfighting is sick, stupid and cruel. About 25 years ago while living in Mexico I was invited by a bunch…... Read more
Samantha Brick’s first world problem
As the body count has grown on the streets of Syria, and the people of Burma have enjoyed their first…... Read more
Minding your peas and Qs
The late Josie Hankin was by all accounts a much-loved lady who led a full and happy life. Sadly she…... Read more
Voters ready to shoot from the hip pocket
There are sentences which in politics can sum up the mood of the times. In the United States in 1992…... Read more
Cheering Ben Cousins into the abyss
Ben Cousins must be the only drug addict in Australia who can get arrested by the police with an alleged…... Read more
Tharrr be pirates: a media fantasy, cheered on by sooks
There is a massive story going on in Australia at the moment. By massive, I mean massive in terms of…... Read more
Calling occupants of interplanetary Bob
It is becoming increasingly clear why the Greens are never going to poll more than 10 per cent of the…... Read more
Greatest risk to Gillard a dialogue with the deaf
After the events in Queensland on Saturday it’s probably time to upgrade Wayne Goss’s memorable observation at the 1996 federal…... Read more
Elections: If you’ve got nothing nice to say…
The best weapon Labor has at its disposal to prevent the election of a Tony Abbott-led Coalition Government is Tony…... Read more
Nutty miner makes a crazy tax more popular
This time a month ago the debate around the Gillard Government’s mining tax was still largely centred on the economic…... Read more
Sorry response of a frat house under the microscope
Setting aside any questions of consent, it is hard to imagine a more bizarre or unpalatable violation of privacy than…... Read more
1400 years of tradition is no excuse for sexism
Islam does not have a monopoly on sexism. The concept that sons hold a special place over and above daughters…... Read more
Cold war warrior ascends, into hell
It might be one of those urban myths which take hold in politics and follow their subjects to the grave.…... Read more
A threat to free speech and to media big and small
The Federal Government’s media inquiry was ordered in response to journalistic behaviour overseas which has no equal in Australia. It…... Read more
Labor: the only question which matters is what now?
Kevin Rudd has found out the hard way that he is neither Cory Aquino nor Evita Peron. His People’s Power…... Read more
Off the record, you’ve all been conned
To rework a line from those garish billboards which make the kids ask embarrassing questions, Australia is suffering from election…... Read more
Rudd quits: Now for the next episode in his soap opera
Yikes. Kevin Rudd has just quit as Foreign Minister. It is a spectacular escalation of the battle for the leadership…... Read more
The war over personality, hatred and grudges
The battle for the prime ministership has absolutely nothing to do with policy and everything to do with personality. It…... Read more
Regulating free speech and belting the digital economy
We live in a world where everyone knows everything all the time, where the limited old ways of accessing information…... Read more
How Australia disarmed everyone except the crims
About fifteen years ago I spent an inordinate amount of time at One Nation meetings. The organisation was formed at…... Read more
A campaign without a leg to stand on
Gerry Harvey spends a whole stack of money on advertising. I note this as a disclaimer for the article which…... Read more
Memo Kev: Pee or get off the pot
The joke when Peter Costello was trying in vain to cobble together a viable leadership push was that he had…... Read more
Propping up car jobs won’t save them in the long run
A mate of mine went on a family holiday to China in January. He relayed an interesting item from a…... Read more
A horror movie about poverty and welfare
When the Snowtown murder trial concluded in 2003 a prominent criminologist scandalised the good people of Adelaide by saying there…... Read more
First, let’s sack all the staffers
The two biggest stuff-ups of the political year to date have said little about the conduct of our politicians and…... Read more
Year starts with shoe off, trouble ahead is a shoo-in
Those in the business of applying the defibrillators to Julia Gillard’s prime ministership have been quick to talk up her…... Read more
Time to fold up the tent
The Aboriginal Tent Embassy has never engendered any public respect. It has never done anything to bring black and white…... Read more
Charlie Teo and the race to shut down important debate
In one of his inspired monologues some years ago the great Sam Kekovich set his mind to the question of…... Read more
Premier Jay is walking while bikie criminals run amok
I am not sure who the South Australian Police Commissioner is. Is it still Mal Hyde? Or did we get…... Read more
Killed with kindness: onshore processing is a deadly policy
Mark Latham is notoriously harsh and personal in his choice of language. It was one of the things which made…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #6 Hackers and clangers
It is impossible as an employee of Rupert Murdoch to offer any thoughts on the phone hacking scandal in the…... Read more
Smoke ‘til you drop but leave the taxpayer out of it
Many smokers and, at a guess, pretty much every cufflink-wearing executive from the big tobacco companies have a habit of…... Read more
Simon Katich and the year of living silently
Simon Katich doesn’t deserve a reprimand. He deserves an award for restraint. After falling foul of the thought police at…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #15 Publish and be damned
What happened? With the strange exception of the Walkley Award judges, many people and media organisations revised their assessment of…... Read more
A story most parents and teens can afford to miss
The so-called Bali Boy is back in Australia. It is only a matter of time before he turns up on…... Read more
Doddery old drivers should not be a protected species
Last week I was standing at a pedestrian crossing at the Adelaide Airport with my two kids, aged five and…... Read more
Gay marriage: there’s nothing easy about “I do”
It says a lot about changing community standards that a state such as Queensland, which under Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen was…... Read more
Schoolies? Yeah, pass
It says a lot about Australia’s binge-drinking culture that an event such as Schoolies Week - where drunken violence, date…... Read more
How the public took charge of a deserved flogging
Kyle Sandilands is such an inconsequential waste of space that I would normally be reluctant to expend a single millilitre…... Read more
Hokey-pokie over speaker may shaft problem gamblers
Tony Abbott described the events in Canberra yesterday surrounding the speakership of the Parliament as a bad day for democracy.…... Read more
A hole in his head where his brain should be
It isn’t really a bombshell observation, but Kyle Sandilands is a dead-set, rolled-gold, card-carrying dickhead. It is with some reluctance…... Read more
Mmm & mmm. The nanny state can’t have my Smarties
Here’s something to ponder – how many Smarties would you have to eat to become morbidly obese? 1000? Maybe half…... Read more
The price of male silence on violence against women
Every bloke has a mother. Many of us also have sisters and daughters. Some of us have all three. When…... Read more
Bob and Tony’s awkward night with Obama
There were two people at Wednesday’s state dinner for US President Barack Obama at Parliament House who seemed a bit…... Read more
Have these terrorists reformed? Fingers crossed
One of the more striking photographs from the sadly crowded files of modern Australian terrorist coverage came in 2005, when…... Read more
Trotting out nonsense at an inquiry into nothing
From a crowded field, one of the more embarrassing moments from my troubled phase as a teenage Trotskyist involved selling…... Read more
Has comrade Alan Joyce helped rescue the ALP?
Here’s an elaborate conspiracy theory. In a dark corner of a scungy pub in the Sydney suburb of Marrickville, socialist…... Read more
How the High Court exposed suburbia to biker mayhem
At a guess you could probably assume that none of our seven High Court judges lives in Merrylands, in Sydney’s…... Read more
A behind-the-scenes look at Kevin Rudd: The Sequel
The polls show that he is the people’s choice for prime minister. And Kevin Rudd believes that, if the Labor…... Read more
The Qantas dispute is not about Alan Joyce’s salary
Much of the public commentary around the Qantas dispute has been so undergraduate that you would think it had been…... Read more
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