David Penberthy
Dave grew up in Adelaide’s southern suburbs and attended a really nice public school, Marion High, which was subsequently bulldozed during the tyrannical reign of Liberal Premier Dean Brown. He fell into journalism while not studying law at the University of Adelaide. He joined The Adelaide Advertiser as a cadet journalist in 1992 and spent his first few years on the newspaper as education reporter, industrial reporter and state political reporter.
In 1996, shortly after the election of the Howard Government, he was posted to Canberra to head the Advertiser’s parliamentary bureau. In 1999 he moved to Sydney to join The Daily Telegraph as state parliament bureau chief, a position he held for three years before his appointment as chief of staff and then as opinion editor and roving columnist for the paper. In April 2005 he became editor of The Daily Telegraph, a position he held until November last year. He is now the editor-in-chief of news.com.au and The Punch.
When not writing about stuff or reading stuff other people have written, he can be found at home in the kitchen cooking traditional dishes from Mexico, where he lived for a year in 1986, and which after a few tequilas he will wrongly cite as his place of birth.
Articles by David Penberthy
Sorry, but Christine Nixon deserves the criticism
There can be no doubt that Christine Nixon’s size played an unpleasant part in some of the public criticism she…... Read more
One rule for Britannia, another for Abbott
As one of Australia’s pre-eminent forelock-tuggers for the royal family, there was something faintly hilarious in hearing Tony Abbott firing…... Read more
Trams might fly: Melbourne gets the jump on Sydney
This is the third and final piece by Penbo for the Herald Sun about what Australia really thinks of Victoria.…... Read more
Crappy coach complains about the umpiring
If Julia Gillard is looking for a shoulder to cry on about the torrid media coverage she has been receiving…... Read more
The sport that transcends race, class…and humility
This is the second instalment of Penbo’s series of columns for the Herald-Sun on what Australia really thinks of Victoria.…... Read more
Turnbull whisperers turning Libs into a right wing cult
If the whispering campaign aimed at driving Malcolm Turnbull out of politics succeeds, it will have two effects. It will…... Read more
20 cents stands between Labor and electoral oblivion
A 20 cent piece is all that stands between the Gillard Government and electoral oblivion. Shorn of its complexities and…... Read more
Can Julia Gillard turn Tony Abbott into Kim Beazley?
At long last, Julia Gillard today releases her carbon tax blueprint. For her struggling government the launch could not have…... Read more
Free to believe in God, free to keep quiet about it
The latest sortie in the war between Islam and Christendom involves a billboard which in the eyes of its critics…... Read more
Melbourne, the club we secretly wish we could join
Like my fellow South Australians, I’m still upset about the poaching of Stephen Kernahan and John Platten, irritated about the…... Read more
Miley Madness and society’s irreversible moral decline
Of the many challenging aspects of parenting, one of the greatest is the pressure to restrict or ban your kids…... Read more
Aussie actors unite - we grew here you flew here
Imagine if the construction workers union, the CFMEU, issued a statement calling for Maoris and Islanders to be banned from…... Read more
Next up: Go back to suburbia you stinking racist bogan
Hot on the heels of its successful documentary about asylum seekers, Go Back to Where You Came From, SBS will…... Read more
Just yobbos, not a crisis of multiculturalism
Is the case of the niqab-clad Sydney woman who berated a police officer and fronted court this week with an…... Read more
Forlorn hope that a smited Kevin would go quietly
There are two ways to deal with dumped political leaders. They can either be accommodated or destroyed. The fatal mistake…... Read more
Nothing to celebrate on Julia’s 1st birthday as PM
This time last year Labor’s factional bosses were loading the bullets into the chamber so that Julia Gillard could pull…... Read more
Even smokers have a wheezy laugh at tobacco campaign
In the gruesome final scene of Martin Scorcese’s remake of Cape Fear, the sadistic murderer Max Cady has been bashed…... Read more
Long to reign over us: our immovable Royals
What a month it’s been for our Royal Family. Yesterday we pretended to celebrate the Queen’s Birthday, even though it’s…... Read more
Dopey old men and a deeply troubled schoolgirl
It’s a terrific relief to hear that Sam Newman has reportedly offered to mentor the so-called St Kilda school girl,…... Read more
Australia’s most liveable city produces excellent whine
In the exciting world of statistics and public policy, one set of findings often begets another diametrically opposed set of…... Read more
No level playing field in Qatar’s 2022 World Cup rort
In hindsight maybe Australia’s tactics were all wrong. Instead of spending $46 million taxpayer dollars for the 2022 World Cup…... Read more
13 eminent plumbers speak out on the carbon tax
In a telling intervention which will change the dynamics of the debate, thirteen of the nation’s leading plumbers have spoken…... Read more
Another close shave in the humourless war on terror
You would think after the recent happy news that Osama bin Laden had been shot, placed in a bag and…... Read more
Climate critics should play the ball not the (wo)man
Not since the Federated Actors Guild launched a musical campaign against the AIDS virus in the movie Team America has…... Read more
Tanner’s one-sided sideshow lets the pollies off the hook
Lindsay Tanner isn’t happy with the mainstream media’s treatment of politics and politicians. The mainstream media is lazy, superficial, biased,…... Read more
Tony and Julia battle for air with Mal and Kev show
They both have the unpleasant distinction of being among our shortest-lived political leaders – in the case of Malcolm Turnbull,…... Read more
Packer’s patsy sells his soul, and our intellectual property
James Packer had better watch his back. He’s just hired the guy who helped knock off former NSW Premier Morris…... Read more
Tough on planking. Tough on the causes of planking.
As the planking epidemic enters its second week, some tough questions must be asked. Is the Government doing enough to…... Read more
Grizzling Greens want power without scrutiny
It has come to the attention of the Australian Greens and their supporters that members of the media have been…... Read more
Every teat-pipette of alcohol is doing you damage
According to new research, by the year 2090 the principle cause of death in Australia will be boredom. The cumulative…... Read more
Tony Abbott, alternative PM or political commentator?
As an alternative Prime Minister, former Bulletin journalist Tony Abbott makes a pretty good shock jock. For the second time…... Read more
Let us pray that school chaplains are given the chop
It is 222 years since the French Revolution established the principle of the separation of church and state. It is…... Read more
Swanny cuts away at spending with a tomato
It was billed as a tough budget but the document Wayne Swan brought down tonight will win no awards for…... Read more
Taxpayers the idiots in the great set-top box rollout
For the sake of the pensioners of Australia we can only hope that the guys installing free set-top boxes under…... Read more
Not everyone is celebrating Osama Bin Laden’s demise
Osama bin Laden isn’t dead. For all we know he’s lying low in Vegas, possibly with Elvis, or living at…... Read more
The deserved demise of the man who changed us all
There is probably no other person in history who altered human behaviour and undermined our presumed freedoms and collective quality…... Read more
I am, you are, we’re un-Australian
To borrow from their confected dinki-di lexicon, the Australian gaming industry must be officially up shit creek without a paddle…... Read more
There’s nothing Julia can do about Kevin
There was much laughter and teasing from the Labor side about the decision of the Queensland Liberal National Party to…... Read more
Cuttlefish are people too
It has taken humanity less than a million years to claw its way to the top of the food chain.…... Read more
Say yes to Easter eggs but no to naughty corners
He’s been billed as New Zealand’s answer to the Super Nanny and his program The Politically Incorrect Parenting Show, which…... Read more
Sorry Greens, we’re not apologising.
The Greens are taking The Punch to the Press Council over my column of last Friday accusing them of pushing…... Read more
Check out the hypocrisy in the war on supermarkets
There is a glossy protest poster which rural conservative MPs put up in their parliamentary offices in Canberra last month.…... Read more
The Greens: when all else fails cry conspiracy
It’s a telling reflection on the Greens’ woeful campaign at last Saturday’s NSW election that the one politician they may…... Read more
Likely NSW Labor leader is the worst choice possible
The man most likely to lead the NSW Labor Opposition is the man least equipped to bring the party together…... Read more
NSW repays Labor in spades for years of contempt
The fallout from the destruction of the Labor Party in NSW today will be almost nuclear. The once-mighty ALP has…... Read more
How a football club helped change a city
Can a football team change a town? Can sport become a symbol of renewal, and give a community a sense…... Read more
The bills that could cost our politicians power
The staggering rise in electricity prices over the past few years has been the single-biggest cost of living issue for…... Read more
Kissing another state Labor government goodbye
It will be the political equivalent of a slasher movie, a bloody affair in which the bodies of sitting members…... Read more
A dumb, webbed-up nation cheers on the fat kid
About 10 years ago in southern California a young fellow by the name of Ryan McPherson hit upon the idea…... Read more
NSW: from shonkiness and sloth to visionless inertia
“Some day someone will write the full story of Australian roguery, from the rum racketeers of the First Fleet to…... Read more
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