David Penberthy

David Penberthy

Dave grew up in Adelaide’s southern suburbs and attended a really nice public school, Marion High, which was subsequently bulldozed during the tyrannical reign of Liberal Premier Dean Brown. He fell into journalism while not studying law at the University of Adelaide. He joined The Adelaide Advertiser as a cadet journalist in 1992 and spent his first few years on the newspaper as education reporter, industrial reporter and state political reporter.

In 1996, shortly after the election of the Howard Government, he was posted to Canberra to head the Advertiser’s parliamentary bureau. In 1999 he moved to Sydney to join The Daily Telegraph as state parliament bureau chief, a position he held for three years before his appointment as chief of staff and then as opinion editor and roving columnist for the paper. In April 2005 he became editor of The Daily Telegraph, a position he held until November last year. He is now the editor-in-chief of news.com.au and The Punch.

When not writing about stuff or reading stuff other people have written, he can be found at home in the kitchen cooking traditional dishes from Mexico, where he lived for a year in 1986, and which after a few tequilas he will wrongly cite as his place of birth.

Articles by David Penberthy

Victory of spivs guarantees decades of defeat

Victory of spivs guarantees decades of defeat

08 Feb 13 About 20 years ago Australia was captivated and appalled by the secret footage of a bunch of senior Sydney police…... Read more

You can stick your apology up your bum

You can stick your apology up your bum

03 Feb 13 Tim Mathieson owes us all an apology. He should apologise for apologising for his remarks about prostate cancer this week.…... Read more

Downer must stop playing footsies with the public

Downer must stop playing footsies with the public

01 Feb 13 It is now crystal clear what Alexander Downer’s vision is for South Australia. Total uncertainty. The former Foreign Minister must…... Read more

Censorious laws treat us all like children

Censorious laws treat us all like children

27 Jan 13 It was one of the most confronting Australian news images of 2012. A little boy holding a placard reading “Behead…... Read more

A really honest liar

A really honest liar

20 Jan 13 Over the years there have been plenty of “tell-all” interviews by disgraced public figures which haven’t actually told us anything,…... Read more

The true(r) history of the Kelly Gang

The true(r) history of the Kelly Gang

18 Jan 13 Around 200 people are expected to gather for a church ceremony in Wangaratta, Victoria, today at which bushranger Ned Kelly…... Read more

Five bucks says you’ve loved this summer of cricket

Five bucks says you’ve loved this summer of cricket

13 Jan 13 If your household is anything like mine, I’ve got five bucks that says your kids now know a hell of…... Read more

Is it time to rest the Australian selectors?

Is it time to rest the Australian selectors?

07 Jan 13 The cricket calendar is so jam-packed these days that there is little point talking of a “summer” of cricket as…... Read more

There is nothing wrong with policy based on emotion

There is nothing wrong with policy based on emotion

18 Dec 12 There is a view among those who argue in favour of the status quo that governments should never adopt policy…... Read more

I’ll defend our rights to be rude and stupid

I’ll defend our rights to be rude and stupid

17 Dec 12 Research is everything in journalism so I am happy to be able to report that for this piece I spent…... Read more

Make way for Assange, the political stuntman

Make way for Assange, the political stuntman

14 Dec 12 There is no more reliable indicator of mainstream opinion in Australia than the ABC program Q&A. Here’s how it works.…... Read more

Plenty of outrage but much of it misplaced

Plenty of outrage but much of it misplaced

11 Dec 12 Those who are jumping on the bandwagon and directing their fury at a couple of giggly radio hosts over the…... Read more

Can’t we all just stop thinking about the children

Can’t we all just stop thinking about the children

09 Dec 12 In these frazzled and time-poor times it is difficult to juggle the competing demands of feeding the children and getting…... Read more

The party at the end of journalism

The party at the end of journalism

07 Dec 12 A few days ago I sent an email to a workmate reflecting on my dutiful attendance and his blessed absence…... Read more

In 2013, NSW Labor’s stench will eclipse Baillieu’s sloth

In 2013, NSW Labor’s stench will eclipse Baillieu’s sloth

04 Dec 12 Voters are a smart lot and can readily distinguish between state and federal issues come polling time. But there are…... Read more

The sorry business of our growing apology culture

The sorry business of our growing apology culture

02 Dec 12 Anyone who has ever had an argument would attest that there can be value in offering an apology even though…... Read more

Suffer little children amid the sheer horror of a brief test

Suffer little children amid the sheer horror of a brief test

30 Nov 12 It has come to the attention of the authorities that school is placing some youngsters under so much pressure that…... Read more

At last, science finally comes out swinging

At last, science finally comes out swinging

27 Nov 12 A few years ago the second man to walk on the moon, octogenarian scientist and astronaut Buzz Aldrin, was confronted…... Read more

A nation of uncouth bastards

A nation of uncouth bastards

25 Nov 12 By now there would hardly be a person in Australia who has not seen the video of that shocking pair…... Read more

The frenzy to click makes us forget what matters

The frenzy to click makes us forget what matters

23 Nov 12 The Americans call it Monday morning quarterbacking, describing the self-appointed experts who stand back after the event and sagely offer…... Read more

Is it really worth risking this reckless spewfest?

Is it really worth risking this reckless spewfest?

20 Nov 12 Maybe I am just getting old, but I am really struggling to find firm evidence to support the claim that…... Read more

Offending ourselves into a new age of censorship

Offending ourselves into a new age of censorship

18 Nov 12 Being offended has become something of a national sport in this country. That said, there have been a few things…... Read more

Not helping those who can’t, helping those who really can

Not helping those who can’t, helping those who really can

16 Nov 12 As government MPs are inundated with thousands of furious emails about our treatment of farm animals, the nation has quietly…... Read more

If it’s arrogance you want, go to Pell

If it’s arrogance you want, go to Pell

13 Nov 12 There is a textbook study in how not to handle allegations of systematic child sexual abuse and it was written…... Read more

Shattered nation rallies behind a bunch of sheep

Shattered nation rallies behind a bunch of sheep

11 Nov 12 They say that sheep aren’t very bright. Some of their supporters aren’t that sharp either. They don’t seem to get…... Read more

My kind of oddball: Arise, King Charles of Australia

My kind of oddball: Arise, King Charles of Australia

09 Nov 12 Prince Charles has been ridiculed or reviled for so long that it has been widely assumed that when his Mum…... Read more

Our cup runneth over with betting options

Our cup runneth over with betting options

06 Nov 12 By the end of today Australians will have spent just under $800 million on an event which lasts for just…... Read more

Wot R u doing u numskulls? Our compulsive texting kills

Wot R u doing u numskulls? Our compulsive texting kills

05 Nov 12 NSW now has the toughest mobile phone laws in Australia where if you do anything other than pick up your…... Read more

PC silliness puts the squeeze on common sense

PC silliness puts the squeeze on common sense

04 Nov 12 This just in from the Has The World Gone Mad files: in Western Australia last Thursday, it emerged that a…... Read more

iPhone hell in the Frankenstorm of the Century

iPhone hell in the Frankenstorm of the Century

02 Nov 12 One criticism frequently levelled against the media is that we habitually devote acres of space to disasters involving ourselves and…... Read more

Coming to grips with the scourge of fangin’ hoons

Coming to grips with the scourge of fangin’ hoons

30 Oct 12 There is nothing like an election campaign to get politicians into theatrical stunt mode. State elections often become bidding wars…... Read more

How Hicks turned stupidity into a revenue stream

How Hicks turned stupidity into a revenue stream

28 Oct 12 Sometimes you get the publicity you deserve. For David Hicks the decision to pose up with a rocket launcher perched…... Read more

Our king-hit culture keeps on swinging

Our king-hit culture keeps on swinging

23 Oct 12 It is just over 100 days since 18-year-old Thomas Kelly died from an alleged king-hit while walking down the street…... Read more

Poverty is only a part of the school lunch problem

Poverty is only a part of the school lunch problem

21 Oct 12 There are 45,000 households in Australia which don’t have enough money to feed their children. According to figures released by…... Read more

The rights of communities trump the rights of offenders

The rights of communities trump the rights of offenders

16 Oct 12 When the serial child molester Dennis Ferguson attempted to move into the leafy Sydney suburb of Ryde, he defiantly stated…... Read more

As Jones knows, the public is the best regulator of all

As Jones knows, the public is the best regulator of all

14 Oct 12 Those who are calling for more stringent media regulation fail to recognise that there is already an incredibly powerful regulator…... Read more

Total weirdness is more of an issue than the c-word

Total weirdness is more of an issue than the c-word

12 Oct 12 Apologies if you are offended by swearing. If you are offended by swearing, click on another article. In the early…... Read more

Meet the latest victim of our dumb digital culture

Meet the latest victim of our dumb digital culture

09 Oct 12 Anyone searching for evidence that the world is becoming less pleasant and more stupid should look no further than some…... Read more

Act of mass murder failed to change our way of life

Act of mass murder failed to change our way of life

07 Oct 12 One of the nicest blokes I have ever met is an Indonesian journalist called Agus Diatmika with whom I did…... Read more

It sucks in the city as we all shop from the sofa

It sucks in the city as we all shop from the sofa

05 Oct 12 What will cities look like in 50 years’ time? Given the pace of change you could bring forward the question.…... Read more

It’s time for Alan Jones to stick his pick and stick

It’s time for Alan Jones to stick his pick and stick

02 Oct 12 The motto by which Alan Jones lives his life is unravelling. The qualities he trades on – blind loyalty, fear…... Read more

No “i” in Swans

No “i” in Swans

01 Oct 12 The Sydney Swans can now lay claim to the title of being the greatest Aussie Rules football team of all…... Read more

Lee Rhiannon: She can’t handle the truth(ers)

Lee Rhiannon: She can’t handle the truth(ers)

23 Sep 12 If you asked any normal person to describe the September 11 terror attacks, the word “unbelievable” would be one of…... Read more

The awesome magnetic power of not giving a toss

The awesome magnetic power of not giving a toss

21 Sep 12 In analysing the ramifications of last week’s fundamentalist Muslim madness on the streets of Sydney, the more glass-half full observers…... Read more

Tying ourselves in knots to appease the unappeasable

Tying ourselves in knots to appease the unappeasable

18 Sep 12 The most repugnant aspect of the protests by radical Islamists in Sydney was that it provided a terrifying insight into…... Read more

Men, and the often fatal battle against stupidity

Men, and the often fatal battle against stupidity

16 Sep 12 Some years ago I was at a barbecue at a mate’s place in country NSW. It was one of those…... Read more

The four-day school week

The four-day school week

14 Sep 12 The other day my six-year-old son said something which summarised the time-related challenges of parenting. Don’t worry, this isn’t a…... Read more

Goddess now dancing to a different tune

Goddess now dancing to a different tune

11 Sep 12 In analysing the collapse in public support for the Australian Greens, one factor has been overlooked in attempting to explain…... Read more

Others should aspire to this star’s ability and humility

Others should aspire to this star’s ability and humility

09 Sep 12 The difference between the winning times in the men’s 50m freestyle swimming finals at the 2012 London Olympics and Paralympics…... Read more

Thanks but I couldn’t eat another micro herb

Thanks but I couldn’t eat another micro herb

07 Sep 12 Some years ago an exotic dance venue in Adelaide by the name of Checkmates hit upon a novel lunch promotion.…... Read more

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