David Penberthy

David Penberthy

Dave grew up in Adelaide’s southern suburbs and attended a really nice public school, Marion High, which was subsequently bulldozed during the tyrannical reign of Liberal Premier Dean Brown. He fell into journalism while not studying law at the University of Adelaide. He joined The Adelaide Advertiser as a cadet journalist in 1992 and spent his first few years on the newspaper as education reporter, industrial reporter and state political reporter.

In 1996, shortly after the election of the Howard Government, he was posted to Canberra to head the Advertiser’s parliamentary bureau. In 1999 he moved to Sydney to join The Daily Telegraph as state parliament bureau chief, a position he held for three years before his appointment as chief of staff and then as opinion editor and roving columnist for the paper. In April 2005 he became editor of The Daily Telegraph, a position he held until November last year. He is now the editor-in-chief of news.com.au and The Punch.

When not writing about stuff or reading stuff other people have written, he can be found at home in the kitchen cooking traditional dishes from Mexico, where he lived for a year in 1986, and which after a few tequilas he will wrongly cite as his place of birth.

Articles by David Penberthy

A horror movie about poverty and welfare

A horror movie about poverty and welfare

03 Feb 12 When the Snowtown murder trial concluded in 2003 a prominent criminologist scandalised the good people of Adelaide by saying there…... Read more

First, let’s sack all the staffers

First, let’s sack all the staffers

31 Jan 12 The two biggest stuff-ups of the political year to date have said little about the conduct of our politicians and…... Read more

Year starts with shoe off, trouble ahead is a shoo-in

Year starts with shoe off, trouble ahead is a shoo-in

29 Jan 12 Those in the business of applying the defibrillators to Julia Gillard’s prime ministership have been quick to talk up her…... Read more

Time to fold up the tent

Time to fold up the tent

26 Jan 12 The Aboriginal Tent Embassy has never engendered any public respect. It has never done anything to bring black and white…... Read more

Charlie Teo and the race to shut down important debate

Charlie Teo and the race to shut down important debate

24 Jan 12 In one of his inspired monologues some years ago the great Sam Kekovich set his mind to the question of…... Read more

Premier Jay is walking while bikie criminals run amok

Premier Jay is walking while bikie criminals run amok

23 Dec 11 I am not sure who the South Australian Police Commissioner is. Is it still Mal Hyde? Or did we get…... Read more

Killed with kindness: onshore processing is a deadly policy

Killed with kindness: onshore processing is a deadly policy

20 Dec 11 Mark Latham is notoriously harsh and personal in his choice of language. It was one of the things which made…... Read more

Biggest moments of 2011 #6 Hackers and clangers

Biggest moments of 2011 #6 Hackers and clangers

18 Dec 11 It is impossible as an employee of Rupert Murdoch to offer any thoughts on the phone hacking scandal in the…... Read more

Smoke ‘til you drop but leave the taxpayer out of it

Smoke ‘til you drop but leave the taxpayer out of it

13 Dec 11 Many smokers and, at a guess, pretty much every cufflink-wearing executive from the big tobacco companies have a habit of…... Read more

Simon Katich and the year of living silently

Simon Katich and the year of living silently

11 Dec 11 Simon Katich doesn’t deserve a reprimand. He deserves an award for restraint. After falling foul of the thought police at…... Read more

Biggest moments of 2011 #15 Publish and be damned

Biggest moments of 2011 #15 Publish and be damned

09 Dec 11 What happened? With the strange exception of the Walkley Award judges, many people and media organisations revised their assessment of…... Read more

A story most parents and teens can afford to miss

A story most parents and teens can afford to miss

06 Dec 11 The so-called Bali Boy is back in Australia. It is only a matter of time before he turns up on…... Read more

Doddery old drivers should not be a protected species

Doddery old drivers should not be a protected species

04 Dec 11 Last week I was standing at a pedestrian crossing at the Adelaide Airport with my two kids, aged five and…... Read more

Gay marriage: there’s nothing easy about “I do”

Gay marriage: there’s nothing easy about “I do”

02 Dec 11 It says a lot about changing community standards that a state such as Queensland, which under Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen was…... Read more

Schoolies? Yeah, pass

Schoolies? Yeah, pass

29 Nov 11 It says a lot about Australia’s binge-drinking culture that an event such as Schoolies Week - where drunken violence, date…... Read more

How the public took charge of a deserved flogging

How the public took charge of a deserved flogging

27 Nov 11 Kyle Sandilands is such an inconsequential waste of space that I would normally be reluctant to expend a single millilitre…... Read more

Hokey-pokie over speaker may shaft problem gamblers

Hokey-pokie over speaker may shaft problem gamblers

25 Nov 11 Tony Abbott described the events in Canberra yesterday surrounding the speakership of the Parliament as a bad day for democracy.…... Read more

A hole in his head where his brain should be

A hole in his head where his brain should be

23 Nov 11 It isn’t really a bombshell observation, but Kyle Sandilands is a dead-set, rolled-gold, card-carrying dickhead. It is with some reluctance…... Read more

Mmm & mmm. The nanny state can’t have my Smarties

Mmm & mmm. The nanny state can’t have my Smarties

22 Nov 11 Here’s something to ponder – how many Smarties would you have to eat to become morbidly obese? 1000? Maybe half…... Read more

The price of male silence on violence against women

The price of male silence on violence against women

20 Nov 11 Every bloke has a mother. Many of us also have sisters and daughters. Some of us have all three. When…... Read more

Bob and Tony’s awkward night with Obama

Bob and Tony’s awkward night with Obama

18 Nov 11 There were two people at Wednesday’s state dinner for US President Barack Obama at Parliament House who seemed a bit…... Read more

Have these terrorists reformed? Fingers crossed

Have these terrorists reformed? Fingers crossed

15 Nov 11 One of the more striking photographs from the sadly crowded files of modern Australian terrorist coverage came in 2005, when…... Read more

Trotting out nonsense at an inquiry into nothing

Trotting out nonsense at an inquiry into nothing

13 Nov 11 From a crowded field, one of the more embarrassing moments from my troubled phase as a teenage Trotskyist involved selling…... Read more

Has comrade Alan Joyce helped rescue the ALP?

Has comrade Alan Joyce helped rescue the ALP?

10 Nov 11 Here’s an elaborate conspiracy theory. In a dark corner of a scungy pub in the Sydney suburb of Marrickville, socialist…... Read more

How the High Court exposed suburbia to biker mayhem

How the High Court exposed suburbia to biker mayhem

08 Nov 11 At a guess you could probably assume that none of our seven High Court judges lives in Merrylands, in Sydney’s…... Read more

A behind-the-scenes look at Kevin Rudd: The Sequel

A behind-the-scenes look at Kevin Rudd: The Sequel

06 Nov 11 The polls show that he is the people’s choice for prime minister. And Kevin Rudd believes that, if the Labor…... Read more

The Qantas dispute is not about Alan Joyce’s salary

The Qantas dispute is not about Alan Joyce’s salary

01 Nov 11 Much of the public commentary around the Qantas dispute has been so undergraduate that you would think it had been…... Read more

Hard men? My latte is harder than Bob Katter

Hard men? My latte is harder than Bob Katter

30 Oct 11 You really have to wonder how spectacularly insecure or under-endowed a bloke must be if he chooses to demonstrate his…... Read more

Vertically-challenged pornos seized in (short) customs raid

Vertically-challenged pornos seized in (short) customs raid

28 Oct 11 One of the interesting features of modern public debate is the emergence of a small army of thin-skinned souls on…... Read more

Long to reign over us: royals have the edge on republicans

Long to reign over us: royals have the edge on republicans

25 Oct 11 We now know courtesy of the Queen’s meeting with horseracing king Bart Cummings that Her Majesty is not much of…... Read more

A left-wing protest against left-wing problems

A left-wing protest against left-wing problems

23 Oct 11 One of the favoured chants of the Occupy Wall Street protesters is “This is what democracy looks like”. It’s an…... Read more

On message, even when up to his neck in it

On message, even when up to his neck in it

21 Oct 11 A few weeks after he was clouted in the face with a rolled-up wine magazine, and on the same day…... Read more

Government that lost its way, Opposition that cannot lose

Government that lost its way, Opposition that cannot lose

18 Oct 11 By her own definition, Julia Gillard is the leader of a government which has lost its way. This was the…... Read more

Help me Kevin 747. You’re my only hope!

Help me Kevin 747. You’re my only hope!

10 Oct 11 There is something enticing about the idea of life in the foreign service, with the promise of exotic travel, dealings…... Read more

Tofu-munching Greens are cooking up a big fat tax

Tofu-munching Greens are cooking up a big fat tax

07 Oct 11 The Australian Greens may well be a sanctimonious blight on the national political landscape but I don’t see why they…... Read more

Tax forum: Game changer or top notch gabfest?

Tax forum: Game changer or top notch gabfest?

04 Oct 11 When governments find themselves in a corner there are two things they will do in a bid to turn things…... Read more

Deeply irritating columnist versus seriously flawed law

Deeply irritating columnist versus seriously flawed law

02 Oct 11 This is a difficult column to write. It involves a matter of principle which is important to me. It also…... Read more

Friday Night Lights, Fevola and the No Di*kheads rule

Friday Night Lights, Fevola and the No Di*kheads rule

30 Sep 11 There aren’t many television shows worth watching but I would urge everybody to go out and buy the five season…... Read more

The depressing truth about football’s gambling addiction

The depressing truth about football’s gambling addiction

27 Sep 11 It is hard to believe the NRL, a code which galvanises communities in two of the largest states in Australia,…... Read more

In cyberspace everyone can hear you scream

In cyberspace everyone can hear you scream

25 Sep 11 If you want to gain an insight into the often distressingly abusive world of online political discussion, type the name…... Read more

One politician we’re all happy to belt around

One politician we’re all happy to belt around

23 Sep 11 One of the many life lessons we have been taught by former South Australian treasurer Kevin Foley is that it…... Read more

In NSW politics winning is more important than policy

In NSW politics winning is more important than policy

20 Sep 11 If you were to choose one place which symbolised the challenges facing the city of Sydney, it would be hard…... Read more

Is Gillard a victim of sexism?

Is Gillard a victim of sexism?

18 Sep 11 Is Julia Gillard copping more flak than past prime ministers because she is a woman? No. And yes. Julia Gillard…... Read more

Bourgeois wankerdom and Friends of the ABC

Bourgeois wankerdom and Friends of the ABC

16 Sep 11 The Canadian media theorist Marshall McLuhan said that the medium is the message. I’m not really sure what it means…... Read more

Rudd’s return a brilliant idea, possibly doomed to fail

Rudd’s return a brilliant idea, possibly doomed to fail

13 Sep 11 Much has been made of the tasteless descriptions of Prime Minister Julia Gillard on placards at anti-carbon tax rallies. Tasteless…... Read more

9/11 and the struggle to retain perspective

9/11 and the struggle to retain perspective

11 Sep 11 Whether you like it or not, multiculturalism is here to stay. I don’t use the word in the political sense,…... Read more

Angry men have never met a thug who wasn’t innocent

Angry men have never met a thug who wasn’t innocent

09 Sep 11 As the 11-hour Parramatta siege was unfolding on Tuesday, with a 52-year-old man occupying a lawyer’s chambers with his 12-year-old…... Read more

If Julia buys bipartisan Tony she’ll buy anything

If Julia buys bipartisan Tony she’ll buy anything

06 Sep 11 There is a certain evil logic behind Tony Abbott’s offer to work side-by-side with Julia Gillard to fix the asylum…... Read more

Time to ban the sickos that celebrate anorexia

Time to ban the sickos that celebrate anorexia

05 Sep 11 Of all the sick and creepy subcultures that flourish on the internet, few are more disturbing than the pro-ana websites…... Read more

Should Gillard go?

Should Gillard go?

02 Sep 11 Should Julia Gillard just cut her losses and quit? Or should Caucus make the decision for her and just put…... Read more

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From: Other stuff to be angry about today (with video)

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For the last 2 summers my local beach - which is a kid's beach really (but it has a nice cafe - thats my excuse) - has been overrun by jetskis. So when I go off for an idyllic morning of sun and sand I might as well just go down to an industrial plant and soak up the noise and fumes. My area is a bit… [read more]

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