Daniel Piotrowski

Daniel Piotrowski

After being asked throughout his young life whether he was related to Tom Piotrowski, the Channel 10 CommSec guy (for the record: he’s not), Daniel Piotrowski chose to follow his namesake into the media.

The Punch’s newest journalist, Dan studied journalism and communications at the University of Technology, Sydney. There, he edited the student magazine, Vertigo. His crowning achievement in this role was the magazine being censored by student politicians over a poor taste headline he gave a story about fake breasts. A headline he still thinks is very funny. 

Before joining The Punch, Dan spent a year-and-a-half working on The Australian’s online desk. He has interned at a stack of Sydney news outlets, including The Sunday Telegraph and Channel 9 News.

Dan is the proud owner of a tie that resembles a piano and a Barack Obama desktop garden gnome.

Articles by Daniel Piotrowski

Punch on: Open thread 14/10/2011

Punch on: Open thread 14/10/2011

14 Oct 11 “Sealed with a kiss”, “a pledge made in blood”. The headlines about the carbon tax passing Parliament this week sounded…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 13/10/2011

Punch on: Open thread 13/10/2011

13 Oct 11 I’m a bit jumpy about this Thursday’s Word. It might be a little too easy to figure out. But they…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 12/10/2011

Punch on: Open thread 12/10/2011

12 Oct 11 The PM is getting kicked out of the Lodge - but not for the reasons a segment of Punch readers…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 11/10/2011

Punch on: Open thread 11/10/2011

11 Oct 11 This should be quite successful. Take a look at this line of Steve Jobs action figures by WHOA TOYS. They’ve…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 10/10/2011

Punch on: Open thread 10/10/2011

10 Oct 11 This is an interesting yarn. If you could take a bit of time off each week but get paid a…... Read more

Wikileaks does a News of the World job on Steve Jobs

Wikileaks does a News of the World job on Steve Jobs

07 Oct 11 After 30 years of making the world a happier place, Apple co-founder and chairman Steve Jobs died yesterday, age 56.…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 06/10/2011

Punch on: Open thread 06/10/2011

06 Oct 11 The night sky last night could be described by this week’s Thursday Word. So could the depths of the ocean.…... Read more

An Apple a day, then Jobs wants you to chuck it away

An Apple a day, then Jobs wants you to chuck it away

05 Oct 11 Another week, another Apple product feted as the Second Coming in gadget form. Wait, hang on a minute. . .…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 05/10/2011

Punch on: Open thread 05/10/2011

05 Oct 11 It’s Wednesday, and that means it’s time for a caption competition. Here’s this week’s effort: The Australian‘s got a bunch…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 04/10/2011

Punch on: Open thread 04/10/2011

04 Oct 11 What did you miss over the long weekend (that is: if you live in one of the two states and…... Read more

Kiwis flapping their wings, and they might just take off

Kiwis flapping their wings, and they might just take off

02 Oct 11 An NRL superstar is a hero to the town of Whakatane, on the coast of New Zealand’s North Island. His…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 30/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 30/09/2011

30 Sep 11 The week started with a kerfuffle about pokie machines and footy – something that’s likely to flare up again as…... Read more

Should we have a pledge of allegiance at schools?

Should we have a pledge of allegiance at schools?

29 Sep 11 When UK expat and young mum Jessica Green stood up at her Australian citizenship ceremony at Sydney’s Petersham Town Hall…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 29/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 29/09/2011

29 Sep 11 This week’s Thursday word has been well, discharged over to you guys. That’s all you’re gonna get from me. It’s…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 28/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 28/09/2011

28 Sep 11 Welcome to the Wednesday caption competition. Here’s a couple of happy chaps. Do they know it’s KRuddy time? Go for…... Read more

A Ruddy spectacular compendium of gaffes

A Ruddy spectacular compendium of gaffes

27 Sep 11 Kevin Rudd’s head is entitled to have swollen a fair bit recently. All week newspaper frontpages have been telling him…... Read more

Pissing away the future with pokies, then and now

Pissing away the future with pokies, then and now

27 Sep 11 The Revesby Workers’ Club in Sydney’s far south-west used to do a lot for charities, pensioners and kids. It doesn’t…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 27/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 27/09/2011

27 Sep 11 Jane Austen is the new Star Wars. The expanded universe of Austen-based material has been expanding rapidly lately. First we…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 23/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 23/09/2011

23 Sep 11 Another Friday, another week in review. The debate over respect for politicians stood out this week. Wayne Swan was shown…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 22/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 22/09/2011

22 Sep 11 The Gillard government comes under a lot of this Thursday Word in the comments section of The Punch. It’s not…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 21/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 21/09/2011

21 Sep 11 It’s Wednesday, and what does that mean? Well, nothing usually. But from now on it means: Caption competition! So here’s…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 20/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 20/09/2011

20 Sep 11 Depressing news for redheads everywhere. The world’s largest sperm bank has decided to no longer accept sperm from them. Why?…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 19/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 19/09/2011

19 Sep 11 As the saying goes, truth is stranger than fiction. In this case, science fiction. Scientists have found something much like…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 16/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 16/09/2011

16 Sep 11 This week started with reflection on a tragedy. It’s been ten years since the September 11th terrorist attacks in New…... Read more

In some parts of Australia, death comes far too easily

In some parts of Australia, death comes far too easily

15 Sep 11 A couple of months ago I was gallivanting around the UK on a holiday. One night I popped up to…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 15/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 15/09/2011

15 Sep 11 You’ve got to be fast to get this week’s word. In fact, you better move pretty quickly. And that’s your…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 14/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 14/09/2011

14 Sep 11 Cider, the drink of choice for ‘70s uni students, is enjoying a resurgence, reports The Courier Mail. Women and Gen…... Read more

Growing up in the Age of Terror

Growing up in the Age of Terror

12 Sep 11 Ten years ago to the day, Australians woke up to discover that the world had started to end overnight. At…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 12/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 12/09/2011

12 Sep 11 Some of us were just about to go to bed when we heard about it. Others didn’t hear about it…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 09/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 09/09/2011

09 Sep 11 We started the week with a bang. Joe said the ALP should do as the Romans did and seek liberation…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 08/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 08/09/2011

08 Sep 11 Today’s word comes courtesy of our winner of last week’s word, fml. (Last week’s word being logolepsy.) His clue is:…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 07/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 07/09/2011

07 Sep 11 On this day 84 years ago the first electronic television image was produced by Philo Farnsworth, a 21 year old…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 06/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 06/09/2011

06 Sep 11 Today’s talking point comes right out of the “first world problems” file. If any of you have iPhones, you’ve undoubtedly…... Read more

We shouldn’t be scared by flood of political fear

We shouldn’t be scared by flood of political fear

05 Sep 11 When Hurricane Irene pummelled the US East Coast last week, some Queenslanders probably felt a sense of déjà vu for…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 05/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 05/09/2011

05 Sep 11 Only a few weeks ago I was having a go at the state of Maccas coffee. And now, lo and…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 02/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 02/09/2011

02 Sep 11 You have to wonder whether the Prime Minister really felt like getting out of bed this morning. The news of…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 01/09/2011

Punch on: Open thread 01/09/2011

01 Sep 11 This week’s Thursday Word is about an obsession that all you Puncher open threaders have got. It’s an obsession I’ve…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 31/08/2011

Punch on: Open thread 31/08/2011

31 Aug 11 Chances are you’re sitting at your desk while you’re reading this. Chances are you’re wallowing in your own filth at…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 30/08/2011

Punch on: Open thread 30/08/2011

30 Aug 11 A big happy birthday to the city of Melbourne, which is the ripe old age of 176. Melbourne started as…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 29/08/2011

Punch on: Open thread 29/08/2011

29 Aug 11 Watching footage of the chaos on Tripoli last week, we at The Punch were left wondering: when people fire celebratory…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 26/08/2011

Punch on: Open thread 26/08/2011

26 Aug 11 It was a trucking good week at The Punch. A convoy of no confidence descended on Canberra, Ant said the…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 25/08/2011

Punch on: Open thread 25/08/2011

25 Aug 11 Last week I copped some flack for not adhering to established convention and running “Word of the Week Wednesday”. So…... Read more

Why I spent $10k trucking from Perth to Parly House

Why I spent $10k trucking from Perth to Parly House

24 Aug 11 The Sunday before last, Gordon Crawford, the CEO of a five-truck Perth furniture removal company, sat down with his wife…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 24/08/2011

Punch on: Open thread 24/08/2011

24 Aug 11 Kate Winslet. As far as people who I wouldn’t mind rescuing me from any situation go, she’s definitely at the…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 23/08/2011

Punch on: Open thread 23/08/2011

23 Aug 11 Libya, angry truckies and… having pickles on your cheeseburgers. These were the big issues being discussed in The Punch office…... Read more

Gen Y wanna be mates with you, not just mate with you

Gen Y wanna be mates with you, not just mate with you

22 Aug 11 Gen Y. We revel in a hook-up culture of “joyless, pitiless sex”. We treat people of the opposite sex (and…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 22/08/2011

Punch on: Open thread 22/08/2011

22 Aug 11 Once upon a time yoga used to be about sticking your head in a mat and “omming”. No longer. One…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 19/08/2011

Punch on: Open thread 19/08/2011

19 Aug 11 It was a week of misbehaviour in the world of current affairs. We observed the wash-up from the London riots…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 18/08/2011

Punch on: Open thread 18/08/2011

18 Aug 11 We all know someone addicted to daytime soaps. But in a story that’s got The Punch team worked up in…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 17/08/2011

Punch on: Open thread 17/08/2011

17 Aug 11 Blimps. The most under-rated form of aircraft. I probably wouldn’t have minded if one landed in my backyard, as happened…... Read more

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