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tory_maguire

Martin Ferguson coming up on #lateline. Time for bed.

tory_maguire

Tanner just called Abbott a "fiscal arsonist who's pretending to be the fire brigade". Quite original. #7.30report

David Penberthy

Brilliant Lara Bingle piece by Tors smashing cricket's "what happens on tour" hypocrisy and sanctimony of Roebuck et al http://bit.ly/d6DeO2

Paul Colgan

RT @_Tors: Can't believe Roebuck et at are so threatened by a 22-year-old model... just posted this http://bit.ly/d7rpjO on #thepunch

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