Chris Harrison

Chris Harrison

Chris Harrison is a journalist, columnist and award-winning author. He has contributed to a variety of newspapers and magazines, including The Sydney Morning Herald, The Guardian, The Courier Mail and Sports Illustrated. 

After spending the past decade in Europe he made the logical move to Cairns, where he works for The Cairns Post and writes a weekly column called The Write Stuff. He has his pilot’s licence, Sicilian connections and has also discovered a cure for hair. His website is http://www.chrisharrisonwriting.com and you can follow him on Twitter @harrisonwriter

Articles by Chris Harrison

Put that bottle back in the bathtub, society won’t do it

Put that bottle back in the bathtub, society won’t do it

01 May 12 I’m *hick* having trooble righting this *hick* column because I’ve had too much to drunk. I can’t talk ploply, I’m…... Read more

A big cost for a small saving

A big cost for a small saving

06 Apr 12 When historians write about the National Year of Reading 2012, they will remember a time when the nation embraced the…... Read more

Hooray for mass displays of the latest craze

Hooray for mass displays of the latest craze

01 Mar 12 Australia has its share of Guinness world records: largest opal, hottest chilli, most implosive Labor party … and now ZUMBA!…... Read more

Reading off an iPad is nothing like reading a book

Reading off an iPad is nothing like reading a book

21 Feb 12 “Nearly half the population struggles without the literacy skills to meet the most basic demands of everyday life and work.…... Read more

Think  Aussie drivers are bad? Stop & give way to these guys

Think Aussie drivers are bad? Stop & give way to these guys

10 Feb 12 It’s highly annoying when recounting a tale of woe, pouring your heart out and shaking your fist, only to hear…... Read more

Law must navigate the treacherous social media seas

Law must navigate the treacherous social media seas

31 Jan 12 Commercial aviation is the safest form of travel because the industry has learnt from past accidents by abolishing the culture…... Read more

Pfft to your fancy European power, we have electric ants

Pfft to your fancy European power, we have electric ants

16 Jan 12 I once tried to explain cricket to a Spaniard. After half an hour of Pictionary-grade diagrams, an English-Spanish dictionary and…... Read more

Everyone loves a quitter

Everyone loves a quitter

06 Jan 12 Cigarette /sıgə’rєt/ n. a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the…... Read more

2012 is nearly here, so scoff down that last Tim Tam!

2012 is nearly here, so scoff down that last Tim Tam!

31 Dec 11 Two thousand and twelve is a party away. Enjoy those final few cigarettes, that last packet of Tim Tams, that…... Read more

Slo-mo testicle hits show cricket has gone nuts

Slo-mo testicle hits show cricket has gone nuts

21 Dec 11 When you tune in to a Test Match and see the New Zealand skipper cop a Kookaburra in the testicles…... Read more

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14 Dec 11 Ali Baba had it good. In medieval Persia, one password was enough. Imagine Ali nowadays, having to modify the magic…... Read more

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