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Chris Deal
Designer of The Punch, occasional writer and rabbit fancier
Articles by Chris Deal
Strike me pink it’s the crap OZ cinema drinking game
There is movement at the police station, for the word has passed around, that there won’t be any piss on…... Read more
The time has come for an Internet Bill Of Rights
Alcoholics call it a moment of clarity. Oprah calls it an “ah-ha moment”. Whatever you call it, a penny dropping…... Read more
Men: we really are as dumb as you think
A little known fact I like to trot out at feminist rallies and family gatherings is that I use to…... Read more
Pub rocked: is there hope left in the Hopetoun?
When good ships go down, most of us are left dumbfounded, stranded on the desert island of despair, powerless to…... Read more
Ten things that genuinely confuse me
The first time I remember being confused was Christmas morning 1980, inspecting the wake of Santa’s latest handiwork. Casting a…... Read more
Kyle’s listeners the forgotten villains in this scandal
Last week’s on-air rape-fuelled Hindenberg disaster piloted by 2Day FM’s Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O has raised so many issues…... Read more
No women no cry - hottest misognyist poll of all time?
One of the least fascinating things to come out of Triple J’s Hottest 100 Of All Time is that Nirvana’s…... Read more
Crappest 100: the worst songs of all time
Near, far, wherever you are, you’re probably aware that this week the national youth broadcaster Triple J has released its…... Read more
Win a truckload of cash or just be an idiot
The worst kept secret in the gambling world is the statement “the house always wins”. No casino on Earth hides…... Read more
You wouldn’t steal a car, but I would if I could download it
Doubtless we’ve all seen that gritty urban anti-piracy ad that equates half-inching cars and televisions with illegally downloading movies on…... Read more
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It’s her party and she’ll ignore it if she wants to
Kevin Rudd’s much-criticised failure to look NSW Premier Kristina Keneally in the eye ahead of… Read more
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Something I learned this weekend: guinea pigs cannot, repeat, cannot eat rhubarb
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Breaking news: Something is going on
Is this the greatest ever send-up of 24-hour news? Warning: contains strong language and hilarity. From… Read more
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