Carrie Miller

Carrie Miller

Carrie has a First Class Honours degree in Philosophy from Sydney University. She’s now doing a PhD on criminal responsibility in its Law Faculty.

She has been an arts writer and social commentator for 15 years and has written on topics as varied as the ethics of collecting Indigenous art to the etiquette of begging.

Her dislikes include moonlit walks, romantic comedies, and good bottles of red.

She likes people keeping to the left, especially on train station stairs.

Articles by Carrie Miller

Women really do react to politics differently to men

Women really do react to politics differently to men

26 Jul 10 They had the decency to give them a turn, but after thousands of years of patriarchy working so well they…... Read more

The PM shouldn’t back gay (or any) marriage

The PM shouldn’t back gay (or any) marriage

05 Jul 10 I know many of you would assume after my glowing endorsement of Ms Gillard and the opportunity she represents to…... Read more

Gillard is doing it for all the unmarried barren atheists

Gillard is doing it for all the unmarried barren atheists

28 Jun 10 By the looks of Facebook, Aussie rangas are taking great pride in one of their own grabbing the top job.…... Read more

You’re either with us, or with the cultural terrorists

You’re either with us, or with the cultural terrorists

17 Jun 10 Do any of you really care less about what the media thinks about itself? To all the philosophers out there,…... Read more

The theory and the reality of porn don’t always match

The theory and the reality of porn don’t always match

03 Jun 10 I’ve indulged in it; I’ve taken the piss out of it; I’ve patronised the people on it; I’ve got angry…... Read more

Australians’ reaction to art can be very immature

Australians’ reaction to art can be very immature

16 Apr 10 This piece was co-authored by Carrie Miller and fellow Punch contributor Catharine Lumby. If only Australians could bring the same…... Read more

Forget Gillard school halls - how about wellness centres?

Forget Gillard school halls - how about wellness centres?

15 Apr 10 Yet again, Mr Rudd has announced plans for his lame My School website in the name of lifting the standards…... Read more

Maybe celebrities deserve our sympathy, not our scorn

Maybe celebrities deserve our sympathy, not our scorn

15 Mar 10 The media storm surrounding Lara Bingle and that bloke who plays cricket has got me thinking about the pressures of…... Read more

An unfinished guide to etiquette for beggars

An unfinished guide to etiquette for beggars

10 Mar 10 One sunny afternoon I was coming out of Sydney’s Redfern Station and a woman with a child asked me for…... Read more

Home ownership is a trick being played on you

Home ownership is a trick being played on you

25 Feb 10 Is it only in obnoxious cities like Sydney where people bang on about interest rates and property prices? And is…... Read more

Why I hate parents - that means you

Why I hate parents - that means you

15 Feb 10 When did having children become anything other than it what it is: part of a banal biological tradition driven by…... Read more

If minorities want equality, don’t look at the Obamas

If minorities want equality, don’t look at the Obamas

05 Feb 10 Lefties and other decent folk are wetting their pants at the prospect of that beacon of excellence Barack Obama and…... Read more

If alcohol is no big deal, go without it for a month

If alcohol is no big deal, go without it for a month

01 Feb 10 It was around 11 in the morning and Aunty Mavis came to the door. It had been raining: her wig…... Read more

How I became a nasty little racist

How I became a nasty little racist

27 Jan 10 I’m sitting in my lounge room looking at the swag of contemporary political philosophy books I own, simmering with resentment…... Read more

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Julia’s triumphant return: The story in photographs

Julia’s triumphant return: The story in photographs

Instead of a conventional piece of writing about today’s triumphant ALP Caucus meeting, we thought…

Gillard’s big cabinet headaches

Gillard’s big cabinet headaches

Despite it being the dawn of the Sunshine Parliament, Julia Gillard is going to have to make some decisions…

Little rubber band gives my journalism extra balance

Little rubber band gives my journalism extra balance

Great news! This article is 73 per cent more coherent than anything ever written on this website, and…

Nosebleed Section

choice ringside rantings

From: The deliverance of cash to those who squeal loudest

Michael says:

Abbott nailed it in his election launch when he said that for labor, this election was not about Australia, but about labor & their lust for power. They would do - and did give - anything for power. labor have sold out the people of Australia for the interests of a few simpleton ego maniac independents.… [read more]

From: Little rubber band gives my journalism extra balance

Adam Diver says:

I have tested it and it worked for me. How it works is beyond me, but then again I have no idea how physical products such as silicon process information, does not mean this computer doesn't work. The thing is I am a skeptical person and I noticed a massive difference when I tested it, and my skepticism… [read more]

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Up to the minute Twitter chatter

Paul Colgan

RT @MrTimms: Thats a keeper. @Matt_Gagger: @QuadeCooper Might have to call @kurtley_beale'Gilbert', considering it's probably still on his forehead

Paul Colgan

Awesome mashup of Wallaby win v SA http://bit.ly/cGD1aH More of the same please from @QuadeCooper@kurtleybeale& the crew on Sat #rugby

Paul Colgan

Funny piece on those Power Balance bands http://bit.ly/dcZlkZ by irrepressible sports funk writer @antsharwood (go on, follow him)

David Penberthy

Julia's triumphant return: the story in photographs. Our new piece on the punch #auspollhttp://tinyurl.com/34tn496

Gentle jabs to the ribs

Gillard and Abbott get a digital makeover

Gillard and Abbott get a digital makeover

Warning: this has nothing to do with politics. We thought we’d see how the Prime Minister and Opposition… Read more

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