Bill Birtles

Bill Birtles

Bill Birtles is a 24-year-old Sydney-based journalist with Triple J News, but he makes no claim to being an Ambassador for Generation Y.

For one thing, he quite enjoys golf and billiards (and not entirely in an ironic way). For another, he moonlights as an ABC reporter, where he drops his youthful facade.

Prior to reading the news to the young and music-loving of the nation, he completed a Media and Comm degree at UNSW, worked on documentaries and wrote career guidance books.

He also, obviously, studies Mandarin with the intention of one day being able to make Hu Jintao giggle.

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Assaulting my ears is as bad as polluting my lungs

Assaulting my ears is as bad as polluting my lungs

02 Oct 09 A European initiative to restrict how loud you can listen to your iPod could vastly improve your next public transport…... Read more

Our PM shouldn’t be so shy about his language skills

Our PM shouldn’t be so shy about his language skills

05 Sep 09 It’s a bit embarrassing to admit it, but if it wasn’t for Kevin Rudd, I would be among the majority…... Read more

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The woman with her head down trying to save Labor

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They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

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