Anthony Sharwood
Ant grew up in Canberra, largely avoiding the world of politics except for the occasions when he and his schoolmates from Telopea Park High would sneak off to the building site of “New Parliament House” to smoke ciggies.
After graduating from Sydney Uni with a half-arsed degree from the economics faculty, Ant worked for bookies on Sydney racecourses, drove cabs and did a range of other odd jobs which some would patronisingly call “life experience” but which were in fact a way of paying the bills.
After his Olympic Cabbie’s Diary was published in 2001, Ant worked as a freelance journalist, winning a Walkley in 2003 for his first ever magazine feature story. He then went to work as a feature writer for The Canberra Times, where he infuriated the entire sports department by getting the nod to cover the Athens Olympics.
One taste of the glamorous lifestyle of a sports journalist was all Ant needed to say “yes” to News Ltd, when it launched its flagship sports title Alpha in 2005. When The Punch launched, Ant started contributing sports stories at the rate of approximately one a week until eventually The Punch team caved in and said “righto, you might as well work here then.”
Ant is current Deputy Editor of The Punch and can be seen on Wednesday mornings on Sky News from 9.30 am. A father of two, he is often late to work due to Kevin Rudd’s failed promise to end the double dropoff.
Articles by Anthony Sharwood
The frogs are croaking, but don’t blame climate change
On February 7, the National Climate Centre announced Australia just had its wettest two years on record. It’s dangerously wet…... Read more
Our football codes need an off-field code of conduct
On Saturday night, Robert Lui will take the field for the North Queensland Cowboys, even though his previous NRL club,…... Read more
Punch on: Open thread 28/02/2012
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Morning everybody. Two days before the NRL season kick off and that means only one…... Read more
Faceless, hairless man becomes jobless man
Senator Mark Arbib, the Minister for Sport, has inexplicably resigned just months before he would have received free tickets to…... Read more
Good riddance India, and don’t forget to slam the door
It was on. You could feel it. Tendulkar was in the mood. It was The Little Master’s last match at…... Read more
Friday dilemma: Should the Simpsons have grown older?
Five hundred episodes and 23 seasons into its extraordinary life, the Simpsons is a pop culture phenom like no other.…... Read more
Game listens to fans, replaces stupid finals system
The McIntyre System is no more. Abandoned in 1999 by the AFL, and mystifyingly adopted by the old ARL the…... Read more
Ponting channels Seinfeld with a show about nothing
So here’s the news, if you can call it that. Ricky Ponting will no longer play One Day cricket, which…... Read more
What Rudd can learn from Ricky Ponting
Sometimes, you’d swear a higher power was trying to tell us all something. Not that the universe would trouble itself…... Read more
This Sally’s no lay down, she’s a lay down misère
Back in 2004, all eyes were on an Australian female hurdler as our Olympians readied themselves for Athens. Our strongest…... Read more
Friday dilemma: transport workers & personal grooming
So the other day at Sydney’s Town Hall train station, there was a CityRail worker manning the exits with a…... Read more
Who’d run an airline?
When Alan Joyce wakes up every morning, there is always the slim chance that several hundred people travelling in a…... Read more
A radical new twist on Melbourne vs Sydney
News blew in late yesterday that Sydney is the 7th most expensive city in the world. Big deal. We already…... Read more
Pie-eating racegoers develop a taste for Black Caviar
In racing, the term “pie eater” is an old-fashioned, gently derogatory term for hard-bitten punters. Pies are all they can…... Read more
Friday Dilemma: child cruelty or harmless fun?
Parenting. It’s the new oneupmanship. Ah, how quaint the days now seem when parents could raise their spawn in whatever…... Read more
Six prominent Aussies with a case of the dreaded “yips”
The yips. It’s an old golf term which refers to golfers who lose the ability to putt. They stand over…... Read more
Stop expecting Facebook to be your friend
Well, what did anyone expect? Facebook removes harmless pics of Aussie mums breastfeeding, and what, we’re surprised? Gee, who’d a…... Read more
Other stuff to be angry about today (with chorizo pic)
That dopey Spaniard. Three-time Tour de France winner Alberto Contador has been banned for two years, and is now officially…... Read more
Harry Potter and the chamber of rip-offs
Took my daughter to the Harry Potter exhibition at Sydney’s Powerhouse Museum on the weekend. She loved it. Great day…... Read more
Pass the Doritos… the greatest 13 Super Bowl ads
Went to a Super Bowl once. Hung out afterwards with 160 kilo nude, crying black dudes in the losers’ dressing…... Read more
Flick the switch?
Nevermind the result. All the talk today is about Dave Warner’s remarkable “switch hit” against India last night. Wow. Talk…... Read more
ALP saves the Alps
There was movement at the station for the word had got around that the Feds might have finally gotten something…... Read more
Other stuff to be angry about today (with video)
Once at an NRL match, Wests Tigers fullback Tim Brasher hurled a small novelty footy my way. Pretty sure the…... Read more
Match of the century!
There was a famous moment in golf journalism, after an ageing and written-off Jack Nicklaus won the 1986 Masters tournament.…... Read more
This week’s lesson: politics is no fairy tale
Once upon a time, in a mythical kingdom called Canberra which most people don’t really believe exists, a lady called…... Read more
A great batting display, but it’s hardly a true Test
Not for a minute did I fail to enjoy watching Michael Clarke and Ricky Ponting make the Indian “attack” look…... Read more
Old dudes who still got it
OK, so having spent half the summer bagging old buggers who don’t know when to quit, let’s give some love…... Read more
Racquets have feelings too
The racquets smashed by Marcos Baghdatis in last night’s Australian Open outburst have spoken out exclusively about the pain, the…... Read more
No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops
Well, puck me with a fitchfork. The F-word is apparently an acceptable part of Australian speech. That’s the only conclusion…... Read more
A football field is no place for nutty religious fanaticism
Imagine if a dumb trend like planking collided with something much more dangerous than a balcony railing, like say religious…... Read more
The ballad of Giglio Isle
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from an Italian…... Read more
The Tendulkar trap
As India lurch from hopelessness to complete incompetence, one man sure to escape the axe, not to mention any serious…... Read more
India is the new England
They’re already spruiking fans’ tours to the 2013 Ashes on the telly, in between ads for priceless mock memorabilia and…... Read more
Christmas tale: I got the bastards and I got ‘em good
Ten years ago, I drove cabs for a living. I’m pretty much done telling taxi stories, but there’s one I’ll…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #1 Osama sleeps with the fishes
What happened On May 1, 2011, with 18 purposeful steps, US president Barack Obama approached a lectern placed in the…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #2 Water, water everywhere
What happened Early this year, in the middle of the wettest La Nina summer in 40 years, a vast swathe…... Read more
A Big Bash on field, an even bigger bashing off it
Cricket’s Big Bash domestic T20 league kicked off on the weekend, and if you’ll excuse the pun, the thing was…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #5 Pedal Cadel, Pedal!
What happened Cleanskin Australian cyclist Cadel Evans had finished runner-up in both the 2007 and ’08 versions of the Tour…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #7 Africa goes hungry
What happened For at least the fourth time since the “Band Aid” famine of the 1980s , the beleaguered citizens…... Read more
We must be mugs for accepting the hoax boson
This week, scientists announced that hey, you betcha, they’re darn nearly almost kinda totally sure that they’ve confirmed the existence…... Read more
Raging greentop more deadly than the Raging Redtop
That raging red top, Prime Minister Julia Gillard, has promoted and demoted with ruthlessness in the last two days. Cricket…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #12 Christchurch crumbles
What happened On September 4 last year, Christchurch was struck by a 7.1 magnitude earthquake which caused widespread damage but…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #14 Serena spats, Sam slams
What happened On the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, you wouldn’t have thought an American would be booed…... Read more
Friday Dilemma: pest or downtrodden beauty?
With apologies to the venerable Hillary Clinton, whose plea to treat women with dignity has enjoyed a clear run atop…... Read more
Wayne, shut your jawbone and show some backbone
Wayne Swan has made a mockery of his Finance Minister of the Year award in his dithering, spineless effort at…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #16 Shurley they can’t be serious
What happened Australia’s favourite middle-aged spin bowler proposed to England’s favourite middle-aged model and actor, at a restaurant at the…... Read more
Clarke’s biggest challenge since ditching Bingle
Kiwi captain Ross Taylor gave Australian selectors a choice piece of advice over the weekend, urging them to continue to…... Read more
Biggest Moments of 2011 #21 Sandilands scrapes the barrel
What happened This all started when a bearded, talentless big mouth couldn’t handle a spot of criticism. So instead of…... Read more
Bugger it, let’s talk about my bottom
Well, enough people have called me an arsehole on this website, so bugger it. Let’s talk about that part of…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #23 Marrickville invades Israel
Welcome to The Punch’s Biggest Moments of 2011. Each day until the Friday before Christmas, we’ll be counting the events…... Read more
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