Anthony Sharwood
Ant grew up in Canberra, largely avoiding the world of politics except for the occasions when he and his schoolmates from Telopea Park High would sneak off to the building site of “New Parliament House” to smoke ciggies.
After graduating from Sydney Uni with a half-arsed degree from the economics faculty, Ant worked for bookies on Sydney racecourses, drove cabs and did a range of other odd jobs which some would patronisingly call “life experience” but which were in fact a way of paying the bills.
After his Olympic Cabbie’s Diary was published in 2001, Ant worked as a freelance journalist, winning a Walkley in 2003 for his first ever magazine feature story. He then went to work as a feature writer for The Canberra Times, where he infuriated the entire sports department by getting the nod to cover the Athens Olympics.
One taste of the glamorous lifestyle of a sports journalist was all Ant needed to say “yes” to News Ltd, when it launched its flagship sports title Alpha in 2005. When The Punch launched, Ant started contributing sports stories at the rate of approximately one a week until eventually The Punch team caved in and said “righto, you might as well work here then.”
Ant is current Deputy Editor of The Punch and can be seen on Wednesday mornings on Sky News from 9.30 am. A father of two, he is often late to work due to Kevin Rudd’s failed promise to end the double dropoff.
Articles by Anthony Sharwood
I got 618 in Scrabble and I feel like a dirty, cheating rat
When I got 618 in a game of online Scrabble on the weekend, I immediately bleated the fact to the…... Read more
Don’t blame the Weather Bureau for dud forecasts
Everyone loves to bag the weatherman. But the cold, hard truth of the matter is that weather forecasts have become…... Read more
Ooh Aah. This is gonna be one long summer.
England has won the second Ashes Test in Adelaide by an innings and 71 runs. But if you think this…... Read more
G’day from the McCafe…. Have a nice day!
Hi. Sorry I’m late. Just back from the McCafe. Been hanging out there since really early this morning because, as…... Read more
As the eucalypt sprouts new shoots after a fire…
The really great thing about us Australians is that we don’t let bad things get us down. A World Cup…... Read more
Hey, we’ve still got the 2012 Lawn Bowls World Titles
So Qatar has won. And there will be no World Cup in Australian in 2022. Who’d have thought that a…... Read more
Is there life on NASA?
The FIFA World Cup bid announcement won’t be the only huge story tonight. In America, at 4am eastern Australian time,…... Read more
Australian soccer’s last stand
In the increasingly likely scenario that Australia fails to secure the necessary votes to stage the 2022 FIFA World Cup,…... Read more
Australian secrets we’d love to see on Wikileaks
Some argue that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is keeping the bastards honest on a scale never before attempted. Others say…... Read more
Time to take a break, Mitch
Any captain wants one of two things out of his pace spearhead, and ideally he’d like both. Firstly, he wants…... Read more
Land of no hope and vainglory
Hello England. You’re that island (or portion thereof) adrift in the North Sea somewhere near, gee I dunno, Iceland or…... Read more
Hussey holding Australia together
TEA DAY 2. Welcome back to the thread of a thousand headlines. Australia is 5/168 after England’s good bowling finally…... Read more
Hopefully the Aussies won’t follow Shane’s nervous start
Whether on the cricket field or at the poker table, Shane Warne has never been short of swagger. But last…... Read more
Ethan Hauritz. We will not forget you.
There has been no ticker tape parade. No roast and no toast. But here at The Punch, we’re all for…... Read more
A Facebook version of cricket’s biggest scandal
Seen the mock Facebook status updates of historical events? They’re great fun, and at Alpha magazine, where I worked until…... Read more
Ashes selectors finally put underperformers on notice
Australian selectors, who generally rate somewhere between journalists and used car salesmen on the vocational popularity scale, may just have…... Read more
Ten exciting things about Melbourne that aren’t Tiger
When Tiger played the Australian Masters last year, he was the only story in town. His every move was scrutinised…... Read more
RIP Australian cricket
Oh dear. Oh deary, deary me. So I’m channel surfing on the couch last night pondering the inevitable demise of…... Read more
Cup form guide: our summer of English pain begins
A great editor once told me to “back the story” when punting on the Melbourne Cup. Wishful thinking, no doubt,…... Read more
Ten things we learned from the Commonwealth Games
1. Fat men can be winners. Geoff Huegill won gold by giving up the pizza. Weight lifter Damon Kelly won…... Read more
Donutless: The pointless dehoonification of V8 culture
Bathurst has become a bland, vanilla, tedious waste of petrol. Let me explain by way of an anecdote. In the…... Read more
Gangsta cricketers make a serious point, not a silly one
Meet the respectable gentlemen of the Compton Cricket Club. Reformed gangsters and bad-asses from the violent neighbourhood of Compton, Los…... Read more
A decade since the Olympic ... effort by my Russian gran
It’s 10 years today since the start of the Sydney Olympics, otherwise known as the greatest party ever. Flew by,…... Read more
Little rubber band gives my journalism extra balance
Great news! This article is 73 per cent more coherent than anything ever written on this website, and all because…... Read more
Does our sport choose our politics?
Something to chew on while we all wait for this tedious election stalemate to sort itself out. It’s about sports…... Read more
NRL shock: Greg Inglis may actually take the field in 2011
In a major NRL bombshell, departing Melbourne Storm player Greg Inglis has hinted that he might actually play rugby league…... Read more
A sexual harassment suit waiting to happen?
In the wake of the $37 million suit against sacked David Jones boss Mark McInnes, you’d think the nation would…... Read more
Sackermanis: Cast out for being different
Well, it’s official. Footballers are processed meat. Anyone who dares add a touch of spice must be eliminated and buried…... Read more
Game of two halves: a sports lover’s guide to the election
Politics schmolitics. Everyone knows that sport is the one true obsession in this country. So let’s translate this bewildering election…... Read more
10 things we’ve learned about the World Cup
1. The World Cup is cool: Soccer’s problem is overkill. It’s hard enough following our own A-League, let alone the…... Read more
Exclusive! FIFA bemused by our AFL obsession
With World Cup fever gripping the globe, a top-ranking FIFA official says he is stunned that Australia’s AFL season continues…... Read more
10 ways to console an Englishman after losing
When I came into work today, my deliciously juvenile impulse, was to tease the Englishmen in my workplace mercilessly about…... Read more
A video ref would bring the World Cup out of the dark
The case for a video ref in soccer is so mind-numblingly, blatantly self-apparent, only a monolithic, dictatorial body like FIFA…... Read more
Rugby league responds: I’m not racist
In a startling and unprovoked piece of scapegoating, rugby league suit Geoff Carr telephoned Qld Origin star Greg Inglis this…... Read more
Sorry, but I’m not sold on the Socceroos yet
With the World Cup almost upon us, a lot of soccer nuts are writing stories arguing that soccer has totally…... Read more
Israel gets his AFL passport, but will he be a natural?
So rugby league star Israel Folau has been lured to play a code he’s never played for a team that…... Read more
3D television kicks off, but I’m not too exci- Aaaargh!
So here’s the deal. I’m watching the first ever live 3D broadcast of anything on Australian television. Right now. Terribly…... Read more
The World Cup, or a cup for just half the world
With the FIFA World Cup looming, we’re starting to be bombarded with the usual tired old messages about the world…... Read more
Heavy-handed AFL loses the plot over betting officials
The AFL, that over-officious sporting body which struts its self-importance like a hired goon from Underbelly, has gone completely power…... Read more
Come back Andrew Symonds, all is forgiven
The World Twenty20 starts this week, and Australia has already lost a warm-up match to Zimbabwe. It’s no toughie to…... Read more
There’s more to this Storm front than meets the eye
Everyone’s blaming the suits and an assortment of guys with big fancy calculators for the revelations of the Melbourne Storm’s…... Read more
Tiger, just be yourself
Pssst, Tiges. I know you’re busy with the Masters starting tonight and all, but I’ve got this ripper idea I…... Read more
Action sports and sexism: a match made in stupid heaven
So I’m watching a replay of this year’s Lingerie Football League Lingerie Bowl between the Los Angeles Temptation and the…... Read more
Scaring kids to death about climate change won’t help
One of the worst things I’ve seen in ages was the Copenhagen Climate Summit opening film, where a small child…... Read more
Which is the greatest code?
Anyone who thinks multiculturalism is a flawed concept should take a close look at the Australian winter sporting landscape. When…... Read more
The 10 commandments of footy tipping
Join The Punch’s tipping comp and tip against other Punchers! Sign up here and enter the league code 439453. With…... Read more
10 things we’ve learned from the Winter Olympics
Two weeks ago, I gave 10 reasons why I thought the Winter Olympics were “Higher. Faster. Cooler.” Now they’re almost…... Read more
Is Dale Begg-Smith entitled to be a sourpuss?
Dale Begg-Smith has just won his second straight medal for Australia at a Winter Olympics, then snubbed the media like…... Read more
Higher. Faster. Cooler.
The Winter Olympics start this weekend and I’m ridiculously excited. I love the Winter Olympics much more than that over-hyped…... Read more
Put this summer of cricket out of its misery
Call the RSPCA. Alert PETA. Get the anti-whaling boats to steam north from Antarctica and stop this mindless slaughter. Cricket…... Read more
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