Anthony Sharwood

Anthony Sharwood

Ant grew up in Canberra, largely avoiding the world of politics except for the occasions when he and his schoolmates from Telopea Park High would sneak off to the building site of “New Parliament House” to smoke ciggies.

After graduating from Sydney Uni with a half-arsed degree from the economics faculty, Ant worked for bookies on Sydney racecourses, drove cabs and did a range of other odd jobs which some would patronisingly call “life experience” but which were in fact a way of paying the bills.

After his Olympic Cabbie’s Diary was published in 2001,  Ant worked as a freelance journalist, winning a Walkley in 2003 for his first ever magazine feature story. He then went to work as a feature writer for The Canberra Times, where he infuriated the entire sports department by getting the nod to cover the Athens Olympics.

One taste of the glamorous lifestyle of a sports journalist was all Ant needed to say “yes” to News Ltd, when it launched its flagship sports title Alpha in 2005. When The Punch launched, Ant started contributing sports stories at the rate of approximately one a week until eventually The Punch team caved in and said “righto, you might as well work here then.”

Ant is current Deputy Editor of The Punch and can be seen on Wednesday mornings on Sky News from 9.30 am. A father of two, he is often late to work due to Kevin Rudd’s failed promise to end the double dropoff.

Articles by Anthony Sharwood

I got 618 in Scrabble and I feel like a dirty, cheating rat

I got 618 in Scrabble and I feel like a dirty, cheating rat

10 Dec 10 When I got 618 in a game of online Scrabble on the weekend, I immediately bleated the fact to the…... Read more

Don’t blame the Weather Bureau for dud forecasts

Don’t blame the Weather Bureau for dud forecasts

09 Dec 10 Everyone loves to bag the weatherman. But the cold, hard truth of the matter is that weather forecasts have become…... Read more

Ooh Aah. This is gonna be one long summer.

Ooh Aah. This is gonna be one long summer.

07 Dec 10 England has won the second Ashes Test in Adelaide by an innings and 71 runs. But if you think this…... Read more

G’day from the McCafe…. Have a nice day!

G’day from the McCafe…. Have a nice day!

06 Dec 10 Hi. Sorry I’m late. Just back from the McCafe. Been hanging out there since really early this morning because, as…... Read more

As the eucalypt sprouts new shoots after a fire…

As the eucalypt sprouts new shoots after a fire…

03 Dec 10 The really great thing about us Australians is that we don’t let bad things get us down. A World Cup…... Read more

Hey, we’ve still got the 2012 Lawn Bowls World Titles

Hey, we’ve still got the 2012 Lawn Bowls World Titles

03 Dec 10 So Qatar has won. And there will be no World Cup in Australian in 2022. Who’d have thought that a…... Read more

Is there life on NASA?

Is there life on NASA?

02 Dec 10 The FIFA World Cup bid announcement won’t be the only huge story tonight. In America, at 4am eastern Australian time,…... Read more

Australian soccer’s last stand

Australian soccer’s last stand

02 Dec 10 In the increasingly likely scenario that Australia fails to secure the necessary votes to stage the 2022 FIFA World Cup,…... Read more

Australian secrets we’d love to see on Wikileaks

Australian secrets we’d love to see on Wikileaks

30 Nov 10 Some argue that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is keeping the bastards honest on a scale never before attempted. Others say…... Read more

Time to take a break, Mitch

Time to take a break, Mitch

29 Nov 10 Any captain wants one of two things out of his pace spearhead, and ideally he’d like both. Firstly, he wants…... Read more

Land of no hope and vainglory

Land of no hope and vainglory

26 Nov 10 Hello England. You’re that island (or portion thereof) adrift in the North Sea somewhere near, gee I dunno, Iceland or…... Read more

Hussey holding Australia together

Hussey holding Australia together

25 Nov 10 TEA DAY 2. Welcome back to the thread of a thousand headlines. Australia is 5/168 after England’s good bowling finally…... Read more

Hopefully the Aussies won’t follow Shane’s nervous start

Hopefully the Aussies won’t follow Shane’s nervous start

25 Nov 10 Whether on the cricket field or at the poker table, Shane Warne has never been short of swagger. But last…... Read more

Ethan Hauritz. We will not forget you.

Ethan Hauritz. We will not forget you.

23 Nov 10 There has been no ticker tape parade. No roast and no toast. But here at The Punch, we’re all for…... Read more

A Facebook version of cricket’s biggest scandal

A Facebook version of cricket’s biggest scandal

19 Nov 10 Seen the mock Facebook status updates of historical events? They’re great fun, and at Alpha magazine, where I worked until…... Read more

Ashes selectors finally put underperformers on notice

Ashes selectors finally put underperformers on notice

15 Nov 10 Australian selectors, who generally rate somewhere between journalists and used car salesmen on the vocational popularity scale, may just have…... Read more

Ten exciting things about Melbourne that aren’t Tiger

Ten exciting things about Melbourne that aren’t Tiger

11 Nov 10 When Tiger played the Australian Masters last year, he was the only story in town. His every move was scrutinised…... Read more

RIP Australian cricket

RIP Australian cricket

04 Nov 10 Oh dear. Oh deary, deary me. So I’m channel surfing on the couch last night pondering the inevitable demise of…... Read more

Cup form guide: our summer of English pain begins

Cup form guide: our summer of English pain begins

01 Nov 10 A great editor once told me to “back the story” when punting on the Melbourne Cup. Wishful thinking, no doubt,…... Read more

Ten things we learned from the Commonwealth Games

Ten things we learned from the Commonwealth Games

16 Oct 10 1. Fat men can be winners. Geoff Huegill won gold by giving up the pizza. Weight lifter Damon Kelly won…... Read more

Donutless: The pointless dehoonification of V8 culture

Donutless: The pointless dehoonification of V8 culture

11 Oct 10 Bathurst has become a bland, vanilla, tedious waste of petrol. Let me explain by way of an anecdote. In the…... Read more

Gangsta cricketers make a serious point, not a silly one

Gangsta cricketers make a serious point, not a silly one

25 Sep 10 Meet the respectable gentlemen of the Compton Cricket Club. Reformed gangsters and bad-asses from the violent neighbourhood of Compton, Los…... Read more

A decade since the Olympic ... effort by my Russian gran

A decade since the Olympic ... effort by my Russian gran

15 Sep 10 It’s 10 years today since the start of the Sydney Olympics, otherwise known as the greatest party ever. Flew by,…... Read more

Little rubber band gives my journalism extra balance

Little rubber band gives my journalism extra balance

09 Sep 10 Great news! This article is 73 per cent more coherent than anything ever written on this website, and all because…... Read more

Does our sport choose our politics?

Does our sport choose our politics?

30 Aug 10 Something to chew on while we all wait for this tedious election stalemate to sort itself out. It’s about sports…... Read more

NRL shock: Greg Inglis may actually take the field in 2011

NRL shock: Greg Inglis may actually take the field in 2011

19 Aug 10 In a major NRL bombshell, departing Melbourne Storm player Greg Inglis has hinted that he might actually play rugby league…... Read more

A sexual harassment suit waiting to happen?

A sexual harassment suit waiting to happen?

06 Aug 10 In the wake of the $37 million suit against sacked David Jones boss Mark McInnes, you’d think the nation would…... Read more

Sackermanis: Cast out for being different

Sackermanis: Cast out for being different

21 Jul 10 Well, it’s official. Footballers are processed meat. Anyone who dares add a touch of spice must be eliminated and buried…... Read more

Game of two halves: a sports lover’s guide to the election

Game of two halves: a sports lover’s guide to the election

19 Jul 10 Politics schmolitics. Everyone knows that sport is the one true obsession in this country. So let’s translate this bewildering election…... Read more

10 things we’ve learned about the World Cup

10 things we’ve learned about the World Cup

12 Jul 10 1. The World Cup is cool: Soccer’s problem is overkill. It’s hard enough following our own A-League, let alone the…... Read more

Exclusive! FIFA bemused by our AFL obsession

Exclusive! FIFA bemused by our AFL obsession

03 Jul 10 With World Cup fever gripping the globe, a top-ranking FIFA official says he is stunned that Australia’s AFL season continues…... Read more

10 ways to console an Englishman after losing

10 ways to console an Englishman after losing

28 Jun 10 When I came into work today, my deliciously juvenile impulse, was to tease the Englishmen in my workplace mercilessly about…... Read more

A video ref would bring the World Cup out of the dark

A video ref would bring the World Cup out of the dark

22 Jun 10 The case for a video ref in soccer is so mind-numblingly, blatantly self-apparent, only a monolithic, dictatorial body like FIFA…... Read more

Rugby league responds: I’m not racist

Rugby league responds: I’m not racist

15 Jun 10 In a startling and unprovoked piece of scapegoating, rugby league suit Geoff Carr telephoned Qld Origin star Greg Inglis this…... Read more

Sorry, but I’m not sold on the Socceroos yet

Sorry, but I’m not sold on the Socceroos yet

10 Jun 10 With the World Cup almost upon us, a lot of soccer nuts are writing stories arguing that soccer has totally…... Read more

Israel gets his AFL passport, but will he be a natural?

Israel gets his AFL passport, but will he be a natural?

01 Jun 10 So rugby league star Israel Folau has been lured to play a code he’s never played for a team that…... Read more

3D television kicks off, but I’m not too exci- Aaaargh!

3D television kicks off, but I’m not too exci- Aaaargh!

24 May 10 So here’s the deal. I’m watching the first ever live 3D broadcast of anything on Australian television. Right now. Terribly…... Read more

The World Cup, or a cup for just half the world

The World Cup, or a cup for just half the world

18 May 10 With the FIFA World Cup looming, we’re starting to be bombarded with the usual tired old messages about the world…... Read more

Heavy-handed AFL loses the plot over betting officials

Heavy-handed AFL loses the plot over betting officials

05 May 10 The AFL, that over-officious sporting body which struts its self-importance like a hired goon from Underbelly, has gone completely power…... Read more

Come back Andrew Symonds, all is forgiven

Come back Andrew Symonds, all is forgiven

30 Apr 10 The World Twenty20 starts this week, and Australia has already lost a warm-up match to Zimbabwe. It’s no toughie to…... Read more

There’s more to this Storm front than meets the eye

There’s more to this Storm front than meets the eye

23 Apr 10 Everyone’s blaming the suits and an assortment of guys with big fancy calculators for the revelations of the Melbourne Storm’s…... Read more

Tiger, just be yourself

Tiger, just be yourself

08 Apr 10 Pssst, Tiges. I know you’re busy with the Masters starting tonight and all, but I’ve got this ripper idea I…... Read more

Action sports and sexism: a match made in stupid heaven

Action sports and sexism: a match made in stupid heaven

05 Apr 10 So I’m watching a replay of this year’s Lingerie Football League Lingerie Bowl between the Los Angeles Temptation and the…... Read more

Scaring kids to death about climate change won’t help

Scaring kids to death about climate change won’t help

26 Mar 10 One of the worst things I’ve seen in ages was the Copenhagen Climate Summit opening film, where a small child…... Read more

Which is the greatest code?

Which is the greatest code?

22 Mar 10 Anyone who thinks multiculturalism is a flawed concept should take a close look at the Australian winter sporting landscape. When…... Read more

The 10 commandments of footy tipping

The 10 commandments of footy tipping

12 Mar 10 Join The Punch’s tipping comp and tip against other Punchers! Sign up here and enter the league code 439453. With…... Read more

10 things we’ve learned from the Winter Olympics

10 things we’ve learned from the Winter Olympics

01 Mar 10 Two weeks ago, I gave 10 reasons why I thought the Winter Olympics were “Higher. Faster. Cooler.”  Now they’re almost…... Read more

Is Dale Begg-Smith entitled to be a sourpuss?

Is Dale Begg-Smith entitled to be a sourpuss?

15 Feb 10 Dale Begg-Smith has just won his second straight medal for Australia at a Winter Olympics, then snubbed the media like…... Read more

Higher. Faster. Cooler.

Higher. Faster. Cooler.

12 Feb 10 The Winter Olympics start this weekend and I’m ridiculously excited. I love the Winter Olympics much more than that over-hyped…... Read more

Put this summer of cricket out of its misery

Put this summer of cricket out of its misery

09 Feb 10 Call the RSPCA. Alert PETA. Get the anti-whaling boats to steam north from Antarctica and stop this mindless slaughter. Cricket…... Read more

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