Anthony Sharwood

Anthony Sharwood

Ant grew up in Canberra, largely avoiding the world of politics except for the occasions when he and his schoolmates from Telopea Park High would sneak off to the building site of “New Parliament House” to smoke ciggies.

After graduating from Sydney Uni with a half-arsed degree from the economics faculty, Ant worked for bookies on Sydney racecourses, drove cabs and did a range of other odd jobs which some would patronisingly call “life experience” but which were in fact a way of paying the bills.

After his Olympic Cabbie’s Diary was published in 2001,  Ant worked as a freelance journalist, winning a Walkley in 2003 for his first ever magazine feature story. He then went to work as a feature writer for The Canberra Times, where he infuriated the entire sports department by getting the nod to cover the Athens Olympics.

One taste of the glamorous lifestyle of a sports journalist was all Ant needed to say “yes” to News Ltd, when it launched its flagship sports title Alpha in 2005. When The Punch launched, Ant started contributing sports stories at the rate of approximately one a week until eventually The Punch team caved in and said “righto, you might as well work here then.”

Ant is current Deputy Editor of The Punch and can be seen on Wednesday mornings on Sky News from 9.30 am. A father of two, he is often late to work due to Kevin Rudd’s failed promise to end the double dropoff.

Articles by Anthony Sharwood

Nothing good ever happened at a Sydney casino

Nothing good ever happened at a Sydney casino

28 Mar 12 Give The Star some credit. It does at least live up to its name, even if it has to fork…... Read more

Clever AFL targets young hearts and young minds

Clever AFL targets young hearts and young minds

26 Mar 12 The AFL season kicked off in Sydney this weekend, with the Swans/Giants showdown at the old Olympic Stadium. Not that…... Read more

Mono… d’oh!

Mono… d’oh!

23 Mar 12 Australia’s most ugly, useless, crappy, half-baked, unvisionary piece of so-called transport infrastructure is soon to be demolished and shipped to…... Read more

Sports nut seeks AFL team. All suggestions considered

Sports nut seeks AFL team. All suggestions considered

23 Mar 12 So here’s the deal. I need an AFL team. I’m a fan of the game but I don’t have a…... Read more

Farken Sunrise does it again. Is anyone really offended?

Farken Sunrise does it again. Is anyone really offended?

22 Mar 12 Mel and Kochie are our friends. That’s what the ads on the back of buses tell us at the moment…... Read more

Modern beer ads just don’t make me thirsty

Modern beer ads just don’t make me thirsty

21 Mar 12 I like beer. Beer is easily one of my favourite fizzy alcoholic beverages. Anytime is a good time for beer,…... Read more

Vale Jim Stynes. A towering figure and a great, great man

Vale Jim Stynes. A towering figure and a great, great man

20 Mar 12 People with no interest in sport don’t understand why sports fans use words like “hero” to describe their favourite sporting…... Read more

Booing is every sports fan’s right. In fact it’s our duty

Booing is every sports fan’s right. In fact it’s our duty

19 Mar 12 When you buy your ticket to the big game, you get certain privileges which don’t apply in the outside world.…... Read more

Friday dilemma: thin ice or fair crack at a dope?

Friday dilemma: thin ice or fair crack at a dope?

16 Mar 12 You remember Steven Bradbury. He’s the short track speed skater who won gold when all his opponents fell over at…... Read more

The internet just doesn’t get any sweater than this

The internet just doesn’t get any sweater than this

15 Mar 12 Here at The Punch, we pride ourselves on our original content. OK, so the prose in our stories might not…... Read more

Eddie McGuire makes a fair point on indigenous players

Eddie McGuire makes a fair point on indigenous players

14 Mar 12 There’s a pre-season football stink going on down Melbourne way which is a little hard to decode for those of…... Read more

How to be the perfect game show host in 16 easy steps

How to be the perfect game show host in 16 easy steps

12 Mar 12 So you want a career like the legendary Ian Turpie, who died on the weekend. And you’re thinking, how hard…... Read more

It’s time for Thorpey to get over his black line fever

It’s time for Thorpey to get over his black line fever

12 Mar 12 This weekend, as the world remembered events in the north eastern Japanese town of Fukushima, Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe would…... Read more

Weather: the new taboo

Weather: the new taboo

08 Mar 12 Remember when weather was the most neutral topic in the world? The topic you’d turn to when all avenues of…... Read more

Flood levees on the brink as Wagga Wagga waits

Flood levees on the brink as Wagga Wagga waits

06 Mar 12 The phone isn’t answering this afternoon at The Bridge Tavern and Steakhouse in Wagga Wagga. The line also rings out…... Read more

A National Treasure who treasures her gay fan base

A National Treasure who treasures her gay fan base

06 Mar 12 Monday after Mardi Gras is busy in the House of Priscilla costume hire store on Sydney’s Oxford Street. Customers traipse…... Read more

Suburban football grounds are relics of the bad old days

Suburban football grounds are relics of the bad old days

05 Mar 12 Channel Nine blusterer-in-chief Phil Gould is fond of saying “God I love Sunday football at Leichhardt Oval”. No doubt he…... Read more

The frogs are croaking, but don’t blame climate change

The frogs are croaking, but don’t blame climate change

02 Mar 12 On February 7, the National Climate Centre announced Australia just had its wettest two years on record. It’s dangerously wet…... Read more

Our football codes need an off-field code of conduct

Our football codes need an off-field code of conduct

02 Mar 12 On Saturday night, Robert Lui will take the field for the North Queensland Cowboys, even though his previous NRL club,…... Read more

Punch on: Open thread 28/02/2012

Punch on: Open thread 28/02/2012

28 Feb 12 Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Morning everybody. Two days before the NRL season kick off and that means only one…... Read more

Faceless, hairless man becomes jobless man

Faceless, hairless man becomes jobless man

27 Feb 12 Senator Mark Arbib, the Minister for Sport, has inexplicably resigned just months before he would have received free tickets to…... Read more

Good riddance India, and don’t forget to slam the door

Good riddance India, and don’t forget to slam the door

27 Feb 12 It was on. You could feel it. Tendulkar was in the mood. It was The Little Master’s last match at…... Read more

Friday dilemma: Should the Simpsons have grown older?

Friday dilemma: Should the Simpsons have grown older?

24 Feb 12 Five hundred episodes and 23 seasons into its extraordinary life, the Simpsons is a pop culture phenom like no other.…... Read more

Game listens to fans, replaces stupid finals system

Game listens to fans, replaces stupid finals system

22 Feb 12 The McIntyre System is no more. Abandoned in 1999 by the AFL, and mystifyingly adopted by the old ARL the…... Read more

Ponting channels Seinfeld with a show about nothing

Ponting channels Seinfeld with a show about nothing

21 Feb 12 So here’s the news, if you can call it that. Ricky Ponting will no longer play One Day cricket, which…... Read more

What Rudd can learn from Ricky Ponting

What Rudd can learn from Ricky Ponting

21 Feb 12 Sometimes, you’d swear a higher power was trying to tell us all something. Not that the universe would trouble itself…... Read more

This Sally’s no lay down, she’s a lay down misère

This Sally’s no lay down, she’s a lay down misère

20 Feb 12 Back in 2004, all eyes were on an Australian female hurdler as our Olympians readied themselves for Athens. Our strongest…... Read more

Friday dilemma: transport workers & personal grooming

Friday dilemma: transport workers & personal grooming

17 Feb 12 So the other day at Sydney’s Town Hall train station, there was a CityRail worker manning the exits with a…... Read more

Who’d run an airline?

Who’d run an airline?

16 Feb 12 When Alan Joyce wakes up every morning, there is always the slim chance that several hundred people travelling in a…... Read more

A radical new twist on Melbourne vs Sydney

A radical new twist on Melbourne vs Sydney

15 Feb 12 News blew in late yesterday that Sydney is the 7th most expensive city in the world. Big deal. We already…... Read more

Pie-eating racegoers develop a taste for Black Caviar

Pie-eating racegoers develop a taste for Black Caviar

13 Feb 12 In racing, the term “pie eater” is an old-fashioned, gently derogatory term for hard-bitten punters. Pies are all they can…... Read more

Friday Dilemma: child cruelty or harmless fun?

Friday Dilemma: child cruelty or harmless fun?

10 Feb 12 Parenting. It’s the new oneupmanship. Ah, how quaint the days now seem when parents could raise their spawn in whatever…... Read more

Six prominent Aussies with a case of the dreaded “yips”

Six prominent Aussies with a case of the dreaded “yips”

09 Feb 12 The yips. It’s an old golf term which refers to golfers who lose the ability to putt. They stand over…... Read more

Stop expecting Facebook to be your friend

Stop expecting Facebook to be your friend

08 Feb 12 Well, what did anyone expect? Facebook removes harmless pics of Aussie mums breastfeeding, and what, we’re surprised? Gee, who’d a…... Read more

Other stuff to be angry about today (with chorizo pic)

Other stuff to be angry about today (with chorizo pic)

07 Feb 12 That dopey Spaniard. Three-time Tour de France winner Alberto Contador has been banned for two years, and is now officially…... Read more

Harry Potter and the chamber of rip-offs

Harry Potter and the chamber of rip-offs

07 Feb 12 Took my daughter to the Harry Potter exhibition at Sydney’s Powerhouse Museum on the weekend. She loved it. Great day…... Read more

Pass the Doritos… the greatest 13 Super Bowl ads

Pass the Doritos… the greatest 13 Super Bowl ads

06 Feb 12 Went to a Super Bowl once. Hung out afterwards with 160 kilo nude, crying black dudes in the losers’ dressing…... Read more

Flick the switch?

Flick the switch?

02 Feb 12 Nevermind the result. All the talk today is about Dave Warner’s remarkable “switch hit” against India last night. Wow. Talk…... Read more

ALP saves the Alps

ALP saves the Alps

01 Feb 12 There was movement at the station for the word had got around that the Feds might have finally gotten something…... Read more

Other stuff to be angry about today (with video)

Other stuff to be angry about today (with video)

31 Jan 12 Once at an NRL match, Wests Tigers fullback Tim Brasher hurled a small novelty footy my way. Pretty sure the…... Read more

Match of the century!

Match of the century!

30 Jan 12 There was a famous moment in golf journalism, after an ageing and written-off Jack Nicklaus won the 1986 Masters tournament.…... Read more

This week’s lesson: politics is no fairy tale

This week’s lesson: politics is no fairy tale

27 Jan 12 Once upon a time, in a mythical kingdom called Canberra which most people don’t really believe exists, a lady called…... Read more

A great batting display, but it’s hardly a true Test

A great batting display, but it’s hardly a true Test

25 Jan 12 Not for a minute did I fail to enjoy watching Michael Clarke and Ricky Ponting make the Indian “attack” look…... Read more

Old dudes who still got it

Old dudes who still got it

23 Jan 12 OK, so having spent half the summer bagging old buggers who don’t know when to quit, let’s give some love…... Read more

Racquets have feelings too

Racquets have feelings too

19 Jan 12 The racquets smashed by Marcos Baghdatis in last night’s Australian Open outburst have spoken out exclusively about the pain, the…... Read more

No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops

No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops

18 Jan 12 Well, puck me with a fitchfork. The F-word is apparently an acceptable part of Australian speech. That’s the only conclusion…... Read more

A football field is no place for nutty religious fanaticism

A football field is no place for nutty religious fanaticism

17 Jan 12 Imagine if a dumb trend like planking collided with something much more dangerous than a balcony railing, like say religious…... Read more

The ballad of Giglio Isle

The ballad of Giglio Isle

16 Jan 12 Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from an Italian…... Read more

The Tendulkar trap

The Tendulkar trap

16 Jan 12 As India lurch from hopelessness to complete incompetence, one man sure to escape the axe, not to mention any serious…... Read more

India is the new England

India is the new England

29 Dec 11 They’re already spruiking fans’ tours to the 2013 Ashes on the telly, in between ads for priceless mock memorabilia and…... Read more

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