Anthony Sharwood
Ant grew up in Canberra, largely avoiding the world of politics except for the occasions when he and his schoolmates from Telopea Park High would sneak off to the building site of “New Parliament House” to smoke ciggies.
After graduating from Sydney Uni with a half-arsed degree from the economics faculty, Ant worked for bookies on Sydney racecourses, drove cabs and did a range of other odd jobs which some would patronisingly call “life experience” but which were in fact a way of paying the bills.
After his Olympic Cabbie’s Diary was published in 2001, Ant worked as a freelance journalist, winning a Walkley in 2003 for his first ever magazine feature story. He then went to work as a feature writer for The Canberra Times, where he infuriated the entire sports department by getting the nod to cover the Athens Olympics.
One taste of the glamorous lifestyle of a sports journalist was all Ant needed to say “yes” to News Ltd, when it launched its flagship sports title Alpha in 2005. When The Punch launched, Ant started contributing sports stories at the rate of approximately one a week until eventually The Punch team caved in and said “righto, you might as well work here then.”
Ant is current Deputy Editor of The Punch and can be seen on Wednesday mornings on Sky News from 9.30 am. A father of two, he is often late to work due to Kevin Rudd’s failed promise to end the double dropoff.
Articles by Anthony Sharwood
Nothing good ever happened at a Sydney casino
Give The Star some credit. It does at least live up to its name, even if it has to fork…... Read more
Clever AFL targets young hearts and young minds
The AFL season kicked off in Sydney this weekend, with the Swans/Giants showdown at the old Olympic Stadium. Not that…... Read more
Mono… d’oh!
Australia’s most ugly, useless, crappy, half-baked, unvisionary piece of so-called transport infrastructure is soon to be demolished and shipped to…... Read more
Sports nut seeks AFL team. All suggestions considered
So here’s the deal. I need an AFL team. I’m a fan of the game but I don’t have a…... Read more
Farken Sunrise does it again. Is anyone really offended?
Mel and Kochie are our friends. That’s what the ads on the back of buses tell us at the moment…... Read more
Modern beer ads just don’t make me thirsty
I like beer. Beer is easily one of my favourite fizzy alcoholic beverages. Anytime is a good time for beer,…... Read more
Vale Jim Stynes. A towering figure and a great, great man
People with no interest in sport don’t understand why sports fans use words like “hero” to describe their favourite sporting…... Read more
Booing is every sports fan’s right. In fact it’s our duty
When you buy your ticket to the big game, you get certain privileges which don’t apply in the outside world.…... Read more
Friday dilemma: thin ice or fair crack at a dope?
You remember Steven Bradbury. He’s the short track speed skater who won gold when all his opponents fell over at…... Read more
The internet just doesn’t get any sweater than this
Here at The Punch, we pride ourselves on our original content. OK, so the prose in our stories might not…... Read more
Eddie McGuire makes a fair point on indigenous players
There’s a pre-season football stink going on down Melbourne way which is a little hard to decode for those of…... Read more
How to be the perfect game show host in 16 easy steps
So you want a career like the legendary Ian Turpie, who died on the weekend. And you’re thinking, how hard…... Read more
It’s time for Thorpey to get over his black line fever
This weekend, as the world remembered events in the north eastern Japanese town of Fukushima, Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe would…... Read more
Weather: the new taboo
Remember when weather was the most neutral topic in the world? The topic you’d turn to when all avenues of…... Read more
Flood levees on the brink as Wagga Wagga waits
The phone isn’t answering this afternoon at The Bridge Tavern and Steakhouse in Wagga Wagga. The line also rings out…... Read more
A National Treasure who treasures her gay fan base
Monday after Mardi Gras is busy in the House of Priscilla costume hire store on Sydney’s Oxford Street. Customers traipse…... Read more
Suburban football grounds are relics of the bad old days
Channel Nine blusterer-in-chief Phil Gould is fond of saying “God I love Sunday football at Leichhardt Oval”. No doubt he…... Read more
The frogs are croaking, but don’t blame climate change
On February 7, the National Climate Centre announced Australia just had its wettest two years on record. It’s dangerously wet…... Read more
Our football codes need an off-field code of conduct
On Saturday night, Robert Lui will take the field for the North Queensland Cowboys, even though his previous NRL club,…... Read more
Punch on: Open thread 28/02/2012
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Morning everybody. Two days before the NRL season kick off and that means only one…... Read more
Faceless, hairless man becomes jobless man
Senator Mark Arbib, the Minister for Sport, has inexplicably resigned just months before he would have received free tickets to…... Read more
Good riddance India, and don’t forget to slam the door
It was on. You could feel it. Tendulkar was in the mood. It was The Little Master’s last match at…... Read more
Friday dilemma: Should the Simpsons have grown older?
Five hundred episodes and 23 seasons into its extraordinary life, the Simpsons is a pop culture phenom like no other.…... Read more
Game listens to fans, replaces stupid finals system
The McIntyre System is no more. Abandoned in 1999 by the AFL, and mystifyingly adopted by the old ARL the…... Read more
Ponting channels Seinfeld with a show about nothing
So here’s the news, if you can call it that. Ricky Ponting will no longer play One Day cricket, which…... Read more
What Rudd can learn from Ricky Ponting
Sometimes, you’d swear a higher power was trying to tell us all something. Not that the universe would trouble itself…... Read more
This Sally’s no lay down, she’s a lay down misère
Back in 2004, all eyes were on an Australian female hurdler as our Olympians readied themselves for Athens. Our strongest…... Read more
Friday dilemma: transport workers & personal grooming
So the other day at Sydney’s Town Hall train station, there was a CityRail worker manning the exits with a…... Read more
Who’d run an airline?
When Alan Joyce wakes up every morning, there is always the slim chance that several hundred people travelling in a…... Read more
A radical new twist on Melbourne vs Sydney
News blew in late yesterday that Sydney is the 7th most expensive city in the world. Big deal. We already…... Read more
Pie-eating racegoers develop a taste for Black Caviar
In racing, the term “pie eater” is an old-fashioned, gently derogatory term for hard-bitten punters. Pies are all they can…... Read more
Friday Dilemma: child cruelty or harmless fun?
Parenting. It’s the new oneupmanship. Ah, how quaint the days now seem when parents could raise their spawn in whatever…... Read more
Six prominent Aussies with a case of the dreaded “yips”
The yips. It’s an old golf term which refers to golfers who lose the ability to putt. They stand over…... Read more
Stop expecting Facebook to be your friend
Well, what did anyone expect? Facebook removes harmless pics of Aussie mums breastfeeding, and what, we’re surprised? Gee, who’d a…... Read more
Other stuff to be angry about today (with chorizo pic)
That dopey Spaniard. Three-time Tour de France winner Alberto Contador has been banned for two years, and is now officially…... Read more
Harry Potter and the chamber of rip-offs
Took my daughter to the Harry Potter exhibition at Sydney’s Powerhouse Museum on the weekend. She loved it. Great day…... Read more
Pass the Doritos… the greatest 13 Super Bowl ads
Went to a Super Bowl once. Hung out afterwards with 160 kilo nude, crying black dudes in the losers’ dressing…... Read more
Flick the switch?
Nevermind the result. All the talk today is about Dave Warner’s remarkable “switch hit” against India last night. Wow. Talk…... Read more
ALP saves the Alps
There was movement at the station for the word had got around that the Feds might have finally gotten something…... Read more
Other stuff to be angry about today (with video)
Once at an NRL match, Wests Tigers fullback Tim Brasher hurled a small novelty footy my way. Pretty sure the…... Read more
Match of the century!
There was a famous moment in golf journalism, after an ageing and written-off Jack Nicklaus won the 1986 Masters tournament.…... Read more
This week’s lesson: politics is no fairy tale
Once upon a time, in a mythical kingdom called Canberra which most people don’t really believe exists, a lady called…... Read more
A great batting display, but it’s hardly a true Test
Not for a minute did I fail to enjoy watching Michael Clarke and Ricky Ponting make the Indian “attack” look…... Read more
Old dudes who still got it
OK, so having spent half the summer bagging old buggers who don’t know when to quit, let’s give some love…... Read more
Racquets have feelings too
The racquets smashed by Marcos Baghdatis in last night’s Australian Open outburst have spoken out exclusively about the pain, the…... Read more
No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops
Well, puck me with a fitchfork. The F-word is apparently an acceptable part of Australian speech. That’s the only conclusion…... Read more
A football field is no place for nutty religious fanaticism
Imagine if a dumb trend like planking collided with something much more dangerous than a balcony railing, like say religious…... Read more
The ballad of Giglio Isle
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from an Italian…... Read more
The Tendulkar trap
As India lurch from hopelessness to complete incompetence, one man sure to escape the axe, not to mention any serious…... Read more
India is the new England
They’re already spruiking fans’ tours to the 2013 Ashes on the telly, in between ads for priceless mock memorabilia and…... Read more
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