Anthony Sharwood
Ant grew up in Canberra, largely avoiding the world of politics except for the occasions when he and his schoolmates from Telopea Park High would sneak off to the building site of “New Parliament House” to smoke ciggies.
After graduating from Sydney Uni with a half-arsed degree from the economics faculty, Ant worked for bookies on Sydney racecourses, drove cabs and did a range of other odd jobs which some would patronisingly call “life experience” but which were in fact a way of paying the bills.
After his Olympic Cabbie’s Diary was published in 2001, Ant worked as a freelance journalist, winning a Walkley in 2003 for his first ever magazine feature story. He then went to work as a feature writer for The Canberra Times, where he infuriated the entire sports department by getting the nod to cover the Athens Olympics.
One taste of the glamorous lifestyle of a sports journalist was all Ant needed to say “yes” to News Ltd, when it launched its flagship sports title Alpha in 2005. When The Punch launched, Ant started contributing sports stories at the rate of approximately one a week until eventually The Punch team caved in and said “righto, you might as well work here then.”
Ant is current Deputy Editor of The Punch and can be seen on Wednesday mornings on Sky News from 9.30 am. A father of two, he is often late to work due to Kevin Rudd’s failed promise to end the double dropoff.
Articles by Anthony Sharwood
I’m not saying Bernard Tomic is immature, but…
Not for a minute am I suggesting young Australian tennis player Bernard Tomic is immature. That said, it’d be better…... Read more
Save Letters and Numbers, every nerd’s favourite show!
So SBS plans to “rest” letters and numbers, which is TV speak for unceremoniously killing it and buying a cheaper…... Read more
Black Caviar’s narrowest win was also her greatest
Black Caviar’s jockey Luke Nolen almost stuffed up big time last night, and the English race caller didn’t miss it.…... Read more
A guide to Ecuador, home of the “Julian Revolution”
You won’t believe this. Seriously, you simply will not believe this. Or as they say on the mean streets of…... Read more
Super sized sex den: would you like thighs with that?
We shop in supermarkets because we love the choice. We guzzle supersized drinks. We flock to superhero movies because we…... Read more
Are we really so offended by the mother of all insults?
There was a really excellent point made by a comedian once in one of those deliciously low brow English lad…... Read more
Mother of all gutsy games was a fitting tribute
Rugby league is a rough and tumble sport. It never has had, never will have, the mass appeal to all…... Read more
Lance grabbed by the balls, but where’s the evidence?
The noose is tightening around a cycling legend. The US anti-doping agency, USADA, alleges it has collected blood samples from…... Read more
I plant my sky blue flag, and salute my splendorous state
If New South Wales fails to win tonight’s pivotal State of Origin match, let me tell you what the collective…... Read more
Just occasionally I’d like to write about actual sport…
In an age where everyone with a keyboard and a set of fingers is a blogger, half the world seems…... Read more
Should our Olympic top brass be gunning for D’Arcy?
Australia’s biggest idiot is in our sights again. Nick D’Arcy is trending top five with a bullet on Twitter, and…... Read more
Flexible working hours have saved the modern family
Played Yahtzee with the big kid over Weet Bix yesterday morning. Hopped an 8am train across town for an extra-curricular…... Read more
Galloping off into the sunset with the game in fine shape
Australian Rugby league Commission (and NRL) boss David Gallop has quit the game. At his press conference this afternoon, he…... Read more
At last, a delicious AFL season to make us salivate
You turn up at the ground, or turn on the tube, and here’s what you want to see. You want…... Read more
Which should come first, the chicken or the free range egg?
Something’s a little rotten in the world of eggs. You might think things are all sunny side-up when you purchase…... Read more
Row, row, row your boat, savagely down the stream…
With less than two months until the London Olympics, the ghosts of Sally Robbins loom large. Australia’s female rowers are…... Read more
Give me your pick-wielding masses yearning to mine free
When Australia needed to build a great big hydro electric scheme in the 1950s to generate clean power and to…... Read more
Eurovision, the only game worth watching this weekend
At about 8pm each Sunday night, having digested my fill of weekend sport, I sit down and pen a Monday…... Read more
Sometimes, you’ve just got to stick it to the bloody ref
We are taught early in life that we should not question authority. We must listen to our parents, our teachers…... Read more
If sports movies have taught us anything, NSW will win
In the classic Hollywood sports flick script, a ragtag bunch of losers and misfits take on the arrogant team of…... Read more
Wilkie is poking around on the wrong gambling issue
Andrew Wilkie has okayed a lame version of the government’s pokies legislation, which he yesterday called a “stepping stone to…... Read more
Origin in Melbourne is like meat pie in your latté
They don’t play the AFL grand final in Sydney for the very good reason that the code’s sporting soul is…... Read more
Michael Clarke 4.0. The transformation is complete
You’ve got to hand it to Michael Clarke. His reinvention is complete. He is now Michael Clarke 4.0. He wins,…... Read more
They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments
A private school girl’s family is sueing her elite, extremely expensive private school for not providing her with the necessary…... Read more
Booyah for boobs, booze, brotherhood and bikies!
So the people who produced Underbelly have now unleashed Overbelly, a drama mostly about women removing their shirts and bras…... Read more
Climate change and the crisis of communication
It’s official. The climate change dialogue is getting loopier. Maybe the weirdness has been been brought on by heat-stroke. Yesterday’s…... Read more
Relegation would be a revelation for Aussie sport
As I write this column, the final round of the English Premier League is underway. By the time you read…... Read more
You, me, and everybody’s got a part-time job
There’s a dark undercurrent to the unexpectedly positive April employment figures released just before noon today. On the face of…... Read more
Ten pound poms to charge Olympic fans to breathe
London Olympic organisers LOCOG are officially loco. They are not, however, low cost. In an unprecedented step, LOCOG will charge…... Read more
He wasn’t fat, he was just big boned and big whiskered
Tabby or not tabby? That is the question. Another key question in the wake of the tragic death of “Meow”…... Read more
NSW selectors must ditch the playbook and pick on instinct
Two major events loom large on the rugby league horizon. On May 23, the first Origin match of 2012 will…... Read more
Friday dilemma: Fashion Week vs jumps racing
Got out of the office twice this week, in the name of something faintly resembling real journalism. On the first…... Read more
Portrait of Gillard govt fetches $120 million
A swirly pastel painting that looks like a kid’s crayon drawing has just sold for $120 million at a Sotheby’s…... Read more
Greens stand up for the stoned and indolent
Blinky Bill, Caramello and Sam the Thirsty Koala would be well satisfied this week. Thanks largely to The Greens, koalas…... Read more
The female of the species is more sporting than the male
At the Beijing Olympics, Australian women took home eight of our 14 gold medals. At the Vancouver Winter Games, women…... Read more
Climate change won’t happen overnight, but it will happen
Every generation has its doomsday scenario. When my mother was studying for what she quaintly calls her “matriculation” in 1962,…... Read more
Average Aussie actor seeks part in CSI Miami
Ok, let’s get to the bottom of this Matthew Newton thing. We know he’s Bert’s son. We know he’s had…... Read more
This might be the best tourism ad ever made
Camped on Kangaroo Island once. Great place. Swam naked on a pristine beach and ate the best damn King George…... Read more
...and that’s why Australians will never love soccer
The laziest thing you can do in journalism is to use Wikipedia as your principal source. Sometimes, you’ve just got…... Read more
The shot heard around the AFL world
On May 28 last year, Gold Coast Suns rugby league recruit Karmichael Hunt kicked his first AFL goal. We put…... Read more
Friday Dilemma: what to do about texting drivers?
No doubt you’ve heard the rather disturbing news overnight that a Jetstar pilot was texting midflight, which resulted in an…... Read more
Aussie workers forced to turn Japanese, I really think so
Companies expand and companies contract. That’s capitalism, and it’s hard to get too angry at Toyota’s decision to sack 350…... Read more
This town might just be big enough for the two of us
Some battle. If this is “code war”, then it’s being fought with fairy floss and honeycorn and a giant G-Man…... Read more
My unbearable life as a handsome man
Ladies, please keep your distance today. For one day in the year, I beg you. Allow me to repose unpestered…... Read more
Earth to Bob. Little green men won’t save the world
My fellow Earthians. The real tragedy of Bob Brown’s wacky speech last week is that he has pretty much left…... Read more
Why sports fans can’t help rooting for Tiger Woods
Most sports fans I know couldn’t give a stuff if Tiger Woods had sex with half the cocktail waitresses in…... Read more
Friday Dilemma: Does this look “easy to assemble”?
Look at this explosion of nuts, bolts, wires and assorted metal doo-dats. Just look at it. It’s the first page…... Read more
Eight telltale signs that football season is here…
Overnight, we had two significant reminders that we are now in that special time of year called football season. Firstly,…... Read more
Punch on: Open thread 29/03/2012
How often in life do you get something for nothing? Today, The Punch offers you just that. All you have…... Read more
So a lack of smacks WAS behind the attacks
In the midst of the UK riots last year, The Punch was one of many Australian media outlets which offered…... Read more
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