Anthony Sharwood
Anthony is senior writer for Australia’s biggest sports magazine Alpha. Otherwise, his CV is embarrassingly flimsy compared to the glittering array of intelligent, well-groomed, nation-shapers on this site. In 2000, Anthony wrote You Talkin’ To Me: the Diary of an Olympic Cabbie, an upbeat book about the Sydney Olympics as experienced from street level. The book became a play at Sydney’s Ensemble Theatre in 2008, which 12,000 people paid to see. OK, so it wasn’t Shane Warne The Musical, but let’s face it, the turnout was better than most Australian feature films. Anthony’s literary hero is Gerald Murnane and his favourite bird is the black cockatoo – any tail colour. Lastly, Anthony would like to point out that although this profile is in the third person, he actually wrote it himself.
Articles by Anthony Sharwood
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10 things we’ve learned from the Winter Olympics
Two weeks ago, I gave 10 reasons why I thought the Winter Olympics were “Higher. Faster. Cooler.” Now they’re almost…... Read more
Is Dale Begg-Smith entitled to be a sourpuss?
Dale Begg-Smith has just won his second straight medal for Australia at a Winter Olympics, then snubbed the media like…... Read more
Higher. Faster. Cooler.
The Winter Olympics start this weekend and I’m ridiculously excited. I love the Winter Olympics much more than that over-hyped…... Read more
Put this summer of cricket out of its misery
Call the RSPCA. Alert PETA. Get the anti-whaling boats to steam north from Antarctica and stop this mindless slaughter. Cricket…... Read more
All aboard the Pineapple Express to Vancouver
They call it the Pineapple Express. It’s an unwelcome warm weather system which drags moist, warm air from the ocean…... Read more
Australia’s worst sports logo: how low can they go?
New A-League team The Melbourne Heart, who kick off in the 2010/11 season, have unveiled a shocking logo to match…... Read more
What Tiger Woods should do with the rest of his life
I’ve got it. I know what Tiger Woods should do with the rest of his life, and it doesn’t involve…... Read more
A parting letter to my former love, test cricket
Test Cricket, it’s over between us. I’m sorry to do the Gen Z thing and break the news to you…... Read more
Golden heroes, golden zeroes
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