Anthony Sharwood

Anthony Sharwood

Ant grew up in Canberra, largely avoiding the world of politics except for the occasions when he and his schoolmates from Telopea Park High would sneak off to the building site of “New Parliament House” to smoke ciggies.

After graduating from Sydney Uni with a half-arsed degree from the economics faculty, Ant worked for bookies on Sydney racecourses, drove cabs and did a range of other odd jobs which some would patronisingly call “life experience” but which were in fact a way of paying the bills.

After his Olympic Cabbie’s Diary was published in 2001,  Ant worked as a freelance journalist, winning a Walkley in 2003 for his first ever magazine feature story. He then went to work as a feature writer for The Canberra Times, where he infuriated the entire sports department by getting the nod to cover the Athens Olympics.

One taste of the glamorous lifestyle of a sports journalist was all Ant needed to say “yes” to News Ltd, when it launched its flagship sports title Alpha in 2005. When The Punch launched, Ant started contributing sports stories at the rate of approximately one a week until eventually The Punch team caved in and said “righto, you might as well work here then.”

Ant is current Deputy Editor of The Punch and can be seen on Wednesday mornings on Sky News from 9.30 am. A father of two, he is often late to work due to Kevin Rudd’s failed promise to end the double dropoff.

Articles by Anthony Sharwood

Six prominent Aussies with a case of the dreaded “yips”

Six prominent Aussies with a case of the dreaded “yips”

09 Feb 12 The yips. It’s an old golf term which refers to golfers who lose the ability to putt. They stand over…... Read more

Stop expecting Facebook to be your friend

Stop expecting Facebook to be your friend

08 Feb 12 Well, what did anyone expect? Facebook removes harmless pics of Aussie mums breastfeeding, and what, we’re surprised? Gee, who’d a…... Read more

Other stuff to be angry about today (with chorizo pic)

Other stuff to be angry about today (with chorizo pic)

07 Feb 12 That dopey Spaniard. Three-time Tour de France winner Alberto Contador has been banned for two years, and is now officially…... Read more

Harry Potter and the chamber of rip-offs

Harry Potter and the chamber of rip-offs

07 Feb 12 Took my daughter to the Harry Potter exhibition at Sydney’s Powerhouse Museum on the weekend. She loved it. Great day…... Read more

Pass the Doritos… the greatest 13 Super Bowl ads

Pass the Doritos… the greatest 13 Super Bowl ads

06 Feb 12 Went to a Super Bowl once. Hung out afterwards with 160 kilo nude, crying black dudes in the losers’ dressing…... Read more

Flick the switch?

Flick the switch?

02 Feb 12 Nevermind the result. All the talk today is about Dave Warner’s remarkable “switch hit” against India last night. Wow. Talk…... Read more

ALP saves the Alps

ALP saves the Alps

01 Feb 12 There was movement at the station for the word had got around that the Feds might have finally gotten something…... Read more

Other stuff to be angry about today (with video)

Other stuff to be angry about today (with video)

31 Jan 12 Once at an NRL match, Wests Tigers fullback Tim Brasher hurled a small novelty footy my way. Pretty sure the…... Read more

Match of the century!

Match of the century!

30 Jan 12 There was a famous moment in golf journalism, after an ageing and written-off Jack Nicklaus won the 1986 Masters tournament.…... Read more

This week’s lesson: politics is no fairy tale

This week’s lesson: politics is no fairy tale

27 Jan 12 Once upon a time, in a mythical kingdom called Canberra which most people don’t really believe exists, a lady called…... Read more

A great batting display, but it’s hardly a true Test

A great batting display, but it’s hardly a true Test

25 Jan 12 Not for a minute did I fail to enjoy watching Michael Clarke and Ricky Ponting make the Indian “attack” look…... Read more

Old dudes who still got it

Old dudes who still got it

23 Jan 12 OK, so having spent half the summer bagging old buggers who don’t know when to quit, let’s give some love…... Read more

Racquets have feelings too

Racquets have feelings too

19 Jan 12 The racquets smashed by Marcos Baghdatis in last night’s Australian Open outburst have spoken out exclusively about the pain, the…... Read more

No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops

No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops

18 Jan 12 Well, puck me with a fitchfork. The F-word is apparently an acceptable part of Australian speech. That’s the only conclusion…... Read more

A football field is no place for nutty religious fanaticism

A football field is no place for nutty religious fanaticism

17 Jan 12 Imagine if a dumb trend like planking collided with something much more dangerous than a balcony railing, like say religious…... Read more

The ballad of Giglio Isle

The ballad of Giglio Isle

16 Jan 12 Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from an Italian…... Read more

The Tendulkar trap

The Tendulkar trap

16 Jan 12 As India lurch from hopelessness to complete incompetence, one man sure to escape the axe, not to mention any serious…... Read more

India is the new England

India is the new England

29 Dec 11 They’re already spruiking fans’ tours to the 2013 Ashes on the telly, in between ads for priceless mock memorabilia and…... Read more

Christmas tale: I got the bastards and I got ‘em good

Christmas tale: I got the bastards and I got ‘em good

25 Dec 11 Ten years ago, I drove cabs for a living. I’m pretty much done telling taxi stories, but there’s one I’ll…... Read more

Biggest moments of 2011 #1 Osama sleeps with the fishes

Biggest moments of 2011 #1 Osama sleeps with the fishes

23 Dec 11 What happened On May 1, 2011, with 18 purposeful steps, US president Barack Obama approached a lectern placed in the…... Read more

Biggest moments of 2011 #2 Water, water everywhere

Biggest moments of 2011 #2 Water, water everywhere

22 Dec 11 What happened Early this year, in the middle of the wettest La Nina summer in 40 years, a vast swathe…... Read more

A Big Bash on field, an even bigger bashing off it

A Big Bash on field, an even bigger bashing off it

19 Dec 11 Cricket’s Big Bash domestic T20 league kicked off on the weekend, and if you’ll excuse the pun, the thing was…... Read more

Biggest moments of 2011 #5 Pedal Cadel, Pedal!

Biggest moments of 2011 #5 Pedal Cadel, Pedal!

19 Dec 11 What happened Cleanskin Australian cyclist Cadel Evans had finished runner-up in both the 2007 and ’08 versions of the Tour…... Read more

Biggest moments of 2011 #7 Africa goes hungry

Biggest moments of 2011 #7 Africa goes hungry

17 Dec 11 What happened For at least the fourth time since the “Band Aid” famine of the 1980s , the beleaguered citizens…... Read more

We must be mugs for accepting the hoax boson

We must be mugs for accepting the hoax boson

15 Dec 11 This week, scientists announced that hey, you betcha, they’re darn nearly almost kinda totally sure that they’ve confirmed the existence…... Read more

Raging greentop more deadly than the Raging Redtop

Raging greentop more deadly than the Raging Redtop

13 Dec 11 That raging red top, Prime Minister Julia Gillard, has promoted and demoted with ruthlessness in the last two days. Cricket…... Read more

Biggest moments of 2011 #12 Christchurch crumbles

Biggest moments of 2011 #12 Christchurch crumbles

12 Dec 11 What happened On September 4 last year, Christchurch was struck by a 7.1 magnitude earthquake which caused widespread damage but…... Read more

Biggest moments of 2011 #14 Serena spats, Sam slams

Biggest moments of 2011 #14 Serena spats, Sam slams

10 Dec 11 What happened On the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, you wouldn’t have thought an American would be booed…... Read more

Friday Dilemma: pest or downtrodden beauty?

Friday Dilemma: pest or downtrodden beauty?

09 Dec 11 With apologies to the venerable Hillary Clinton, whose plea to treat women with dignity has enjoyed a clear run atop…... Read more

Wayne, shut your jawbone and show some backbone

Wayne, shut your jawbone and show some backbone

08 Dec 11 Wayne Swan has made a mockery of his Finance Minister of the Year award in his dithering, spineless effort at…... Read more

Biggest moments of 2011 #16 Shurley they can’t be serious

Biggest moments of 2011 #16 Shurley they can’t be serious

08 Dec 11 What happened Australia’s favourite middle-aged spin bowler proposed to England’s favourite middle-aged model and actor, at a restaurant at the…... Read more

Clarke’s biggest challenge since ditching Bingle

Clarke’s biggest challenge since ditching Bingle

05 Dec 11 Kiwi captain Ross Taylor gave Australian selectors a choice piece of advice over the weekend, urging them to continue to…... Read more

Biggest Moments of 2011 #21 Sandilands scrapes the barrel

Biggest Moments of 2011 #21 Sandilands scrapes the barrel

03 Dec 11 What happened This all started when a bearded, talentless big mouth couldn’t handle a spot of criticism. So instead of…... Read more

Bugger it, let’s talk about my bottom

Bugger it, let’s talk about my bottom

01 Dec 11 Well, enough people have called me an arsehole on this website, so bugger it. Let’s talk about that part of…... Read more

Biggest moments of 2011 #23 Marrickville invades Israel

Biggest moments of 2011 #23 Marrickville invades Israel

01 Dec 11 Welcome to The Punch’s Biggest Moments of 2011. Each day until the Friday before Christmas, we’ll be counting the events…... Read more

The govt is not Santa Claus. Swan is not a sugar Daddy

The govt is not Santa Claus. Swan is not a sugar Daddy

30 Nov 11 Sure, it’d be really great if the guvmint would buy us all a big yard glass full of beer when…... Read more

Test Cricket 2.0 begins now

Test Cricket 2.0 begins now

29 Nov 11 Look at the world’s great historic cricket grounds. Look at Lord’s with its UFO of a media centre staring down…... Read more

Australia’s triumph is Michael Clarke’s triumph

Australia’s triumph is Michael Clarke’s triumph

22 Nov 11 Winemakers will tell you that the key to getting a really good harvest of prime grapes is to trick the…... Read more

Climate change debate is the enemy of environmentalism

Climate change debate is the enemy of environmentalism

22 Nov 11 Here’s the real problem with the climate change debate. It’s not that the deniers have hijacked the overwhelming scientific consensus,…... Read more

Chapter and flowery verse, Roebuck was like no other

Chapter and flowery verse, Roebuck was like no other

14 Nov 11 I will never forget a line that Peter Roebuck wrote in a cricket match report. It was wildly over-the-top and…... Read more

This week’s lesson: Dancing will not solve your problems

This week’s lesson: Dancing will not solve your problems

11 Nov 11 Welcome to a new semi-regular segment on The Punch, where we try to extract something meaningful from the week that…... Read more

Washed-up champs who don’t know when to quit

Washed-up champs who don’t know when to quit

10 Nov 11 Tiger Woods is one contradictory cat. There’s a human being inside that shell, a living, breathing, joke-cracking, thoughtful guy with…... Read more

This white arsehole should be blasted out of his bunker

This white arsehole should be blasted out of his bunker

07 Nov 11 The first rule of calling a black arsehole a black arsehole is that only another black arsehole can call a…... Read more

Why the rate cut will just create a deeper rut

Why the rate cut will just create a deeper rut

02 Nov 11 Yesterday’s 0.25 per cent cut in interest rates has been framed in today’s press as great news for people with…... Read more

Our Cup runneth overseas

Our Cup runneth overseas

01 Nov 11 Once upon a time, it would have been a huge story for the Melbourne Cup to go to an overseas…... Read more

Australia’s bitchiest Melbourne Cup form guide

Australia’s bitchiest Melbourne Cup form guide

01 Nov 11 It’s on again. The Melbourne Cup. The race that stops the nation. Or at least, the race that stops the…... Read more

The slow hopeless horse who took 86 starts to bloom

The slow hopeless horse who took 86 starts to bloom

31 Oct 11 There are countless stories about millionaires and their pampered thoroughbreds at this time of year. This is not one of…... Read more

FOOI #13: Young drinkers aren’t the only bingers

FOOI #13: Young drinkers aren’t the only bingers

26 Oct 11 There’s an awful lot of hand-wringing these days over the binge drinking epidemic. Well, here’s a really obvious thought. Maybe…... Read more

Aah speet on your haka, you feelthy Kiwi peegs

Aah speet on your haka, you feelthy Kiwi peegs

25 Oct 11 So let’s get this straight. New Zealand teams can perform a ritualised tribal war dance before sporting contests, complete with…... Read more

Festival of Obvious Ideas #9. Stop being nutty for Jesus

Festival of Obvious Ideas #9. Stop being nutty for Jesus

21 Oct 11 So the world’s going to end again today. Panic! Or maybe wait a day. It’s never clear how the International…... Read more

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From: Punch on: Open thread 09/02/2012

marley says:

I'm one of the older ones, so I've certainly seen a few changes in my time. When I started school I learned to write with a nib pen, dipped in an inkwell (no, I'm not kidding). My mother became a dab hand at getting inkstains out of my clothes. Flicking ink at one another in the classroom was an essential… [read more]

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No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops

No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops

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