Anthony Sharwood

Anthony Sharwood

Anthony is senior writer for Australia’s biggest sports magazine Alpha. Otherwise, his CV is embarrassingly flimsy compared to the glittering array of intelligent, well-groomed, nation-shapers on this site. In 2000, Anthony wrote You Talkin’ To Me: the Diary of an Olympic Cabbie, an upbeat book about the Sydney Olympics as experienced from street level. The book became a play at Sydney’s Ensemble Theatre in 2008, which 12,000 people paid to see. OK, so it wasn’t Shane Warne The Musical, but let’s face it, the turnout was better than most Australian feature films. Anthony’s literary hero is Gerald Murnane and his favourite bird is the black cockatoo – any tail colour. Lastly, Anthony would like to point out that although this profile is in the third person, he actually wrote it himself.

Articles by Anthony Sharwood

The 10 commandments of footy tipping

The 10 commandments of footy tipping

12 Mar 10 Join The Punch’s tipping comp and tip against other Punchers! Sign up here and enter the league code 439453. With…... Read more

10 things we’ve learned from the Winter Olympics

10 things we’ve learned from the Winter Olympics

01 Mar 10 Two weeks ago, I gave 10 reasons why I thought the Winter Olympics were “Higher. Faster. Cooler.”  Now they’re almost…... Read more

Is Dale Begg-Smith entitled to be a sourpuss?

Is Dale Begg-Smith entitled to be a sourpuss?

15 Feb 10 Dale Begg-Smith has just won his second straight medal for Australia at a Winter Olympics, then snubbed the media like…... Read more

Higher. Faster. Cooler.

Higher. Faster. Cooler.

12 Feb 10 The Winter Olympics start this weekend and I’m ridiculously excited. I love the Winter Olympics much more than that over-hyped…... Read more

Put this summer of cricket out of its misery

Put this summer of cricket out of its misery

09 Feb 10 Call the RSPCA. Alert PETA. Get the anti-whaling boats to steam north from Antarctica and stop this mindless slaughter. Cricket…... Read more

All aboard the Pineapple Express to Vancouver

All aboard the Pineapple Express to Vancouver

06 Feb 10 They call it the Pineapple Express. It’s an unwelcome warm weather system which drags moist, warm air from the ocean…... Read more

Australia’s worst sports logo: how low can they go?

Australia’s worst sports logo: how low can they go?

03 Feb 10 New A-League team The Melbourne Heart, who kick off in the 2010/11 season, have unveiled a shocking logo to match…... Read more

What Tiger Woods should do with the rest of his life

What Tiger Woods should do with the rest of his life

24 Dec 09 I’ve got it. I know what Tiger Woods should do with the rest of his life, and it doesn’t involve…... Read more

A parting letter to my former love, test cricket

A parting letter to my former love, test cricket

16 Dec 09 Test Cricket, it’s over between us. I’m sorry to do the Gen Z thing and break the news to you…... Read more

Golden heroes, golden zeroes

Golden heroes, golden zeroes

07 Dec 09 THE BEST: The Sydney Olympics, 2000 Whether you’re from Australia or Equatorial Guinea or anywhere in between, the Sydney Olympics…... Read more

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