Anthony Sharwood
Ant grew up in Canberra, largely avoiding the world of politics except for the occasions when he and his schoolmates from Telopea Park High would sneak off to the building site of “New Parliament House” to smoke ciggies.
After graduating from Sydney Uni with a half-arsed degree from the economics faculty, Ant worked for bookies on Sydney racecourses, drove cabs and did a range of other odd jobs which some would patronisingly call “life experience” but which were in fact a way of paying the bills.
After his Olympic Cabbie’s Diary was published in 2001, Ant worked as a freelance journalist, winning a Walkley in 2003 for his first ever magazine feature story. He then went to work as a feature writer for The Canberra Times, where he infuriated the entire sports department by getting the nod to cover the Athens Olympics.
One taste of the glamorous lifestyle of a sports journalist was all Ant needed to say “yes” to News Ltd, when it launched its flagship sports title Alpha in 2005. When The Punch launched, Ant started contributing sports stories at the rate of approximately one a week until eventually The Punch team caved in and said “righto, you might as well work here then.”
Ant is current Deputy Editor of The Punch and can be seen on Wednesday mornings on Sky News from 9.30 am. A father of two, he is often late to work due to Kevin Rudd’s failed promise to end the double dropoff.
Articles by Anthony Sharwood
Aussie cricket should hit corporate newspeak for six
So Australian cricket coach Mickey Arthur has stood down four players from the third Test in India for failing to…... Read more
Stick your fancy pizza where the salmon don’t shine
A funny thing happened in the pizza world yesterday. Actually, it was an extension of the bizarre things which have…... Read more
Beaching and moaning over a brown strip of Welsh sand
It’s six degrees in the water at Rhossili Bay, Wales, today. The air temperature’s even lower. But the locals who…... Read more
NRL targets women, with AFL squarely in its sights
Women love it and men hate it. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly the point. Despite the idiotic antics…... Read more
India win world’s biggest game of beach cricket
In an exciting moment for beach cricket purists everywhere, India has just won the first ever beach cricket Test against…... Read more
According to the AFL, this is definitely not a tank
OK. So if the AFL says the Melbourne Demons didn’t tank, then I guess they didn’t tank. Phew. That’s a…... Read more
Swimming report missing two words: grow up
The Bluestone Review of culture and leadership in Australian Olympic swimming says “realistically there was no single headline problem and…... Read more
We’ve killed a national icon with our own hands
Your favourite sports star and mine. Your team and my team too – all of them are Lance Armstrong today.…... Read more
It’s time for Mundine to act like a man, not The Man
You can’t believe Anthony Mundine is whingeing that he was robbed. You just can’t believe it. That said, it’s Anthony…... Read more
Hey cycling, what’s wrong with this picture?
Great news, girls and young women of Australia. You too can aspire to be a podium bimbo who wears figure-hugging,…... Read more
We all hate gamesmanship, except when it suits us
Outrage, outrage, outrage. Defending Australian Open champion Victoria Azarenka is a cheat who robbed Sloane Stephens of a spot in…... Read more
A kick in the guts for the beautiful game
Man kicks boy. There’s your headline, there’s your story. Only life is never quite that simple. It’s shocking for man…... Read more
Kochie walks straight into the booby trap
Our whole lives, we straight men ogle boobs. This, if we’re honest, is our true life’s quest. Forget money or…... Read more
Twenty20 cricket is like meaningless sex
It sorta felt good but it felt kinda wrong too. An outburst of sweaty passion on a sweet summer evening.…... Read more
Imam dreaming of a fatwa Christmas
Deck the halls with vows of folly. The head imam of Sydney’s Lakemba mosque, Sheikh Yahya Safi, has effectively declared…... Read more
It’s not the end of the world if you don’t get top marks
The world won’t end tomorrow. But sadly, it might feel like it has for some young Australians who haven’t got…... Read more
Siddle in the middle is Australia’s heart and soul
Science has officially been proven wrong. Those boffins in white coats are always telling us you can’t give 110 per…... Read more
Why my kids are getting nothing for Christmas
Kids, you’re getting nothing. For real. Don’t look under the tree for the gifts with cards hand-written in Daddy’s illegible…... Read more
Messy cricket schedule is a donkey’s breakfast
Two bizarre things happened in sport this week. First Novak Djokovic bought the entire Serbian supply of donkey cheese. Then…... Read more
“Maaaaaaate” and other unacceptable monikers
There’s a memo doing the rounds today which is copping a bit of a bagging from the anti-PC police but…... Read more
The photographic proof that Warne will play in The Ashes
There’s talk today that Shane Warne may return for the Ashes. It’s all speculation and hype, of course. Or is…... Read more
It takes more than money and brains to run a sport
Passion is an under-rated commodity in the workplace these days. Cool, level-headed conservatism is in. Get someone with brains and…... Read more
Vatileaks: An exclusive look at the Pope’s Twitter feed
In a major global exclusive, The Punch has received a sneak glimpse into the Twitter feed of Pope Benedict XVI.…... Read more
Men draw the shorts straw in acceptable office apparel
We men have been given short shrift by the fashionistas who dictate office fashion. Why is it that women can…... Read more
A brilliant career is finally given the punt
About time, too. In the end, Ricky Ponting didn’t so much fall upon his sword as trip over it and…... Read more
Himbo says bimbo and ends up legs akimbo
Well, there goes the moral high ground. By calling Deputy Opposition Leader Julie Bishop a “bimbo” on Twitter today, Labor…... Read more
The last great unifier in a deeply divided nation
We can’t agree about anything these days. Every debate on pretty much every aspect of Australian life is hopelessly polarised.…... Read more
We didn’t draw blood, but what a beautiful bloody draw
Like a delirious marathoner on wobbly legs, South Africa has staggered to the finish line. They clung on with two…... Read more
Click Frenzy was a surefire sign of the apocalypse
Some fruitloop somewhere is saying the world’s going to end again next month. Yeah? You ask me, I reckon it…... Read more
Slapped with a feather when he should have been whipped
Eight months. That’s jockey Damien Oliver’s laughably soft penalty for bringing an entire sport into disrepute. He won’t even miss…... Read more
An open letter to the people of Kuta re: Schoolies
Dear Peaceful Inhabitants of an Ancient Island, There are several things you should know about the hordes of young Australians…... Read more
Confused, mumbling man moves to retirement home
An ageing, British soccer player known for his curving penalty kicks and inability to string together a coherent sentence is…... Read more
So where are all you Michael Clarke haters now?
Righto then. Let’s hear it from all you Michael Clarke haters out there. Go on, give it your best shot.…... Read more
Calling racism “satire” is a little bit Ritchie
Sportsman’s luncheons are turgid affairs at the best of times. Indeed, you can pretty much bet that any lunch with…... Read more
Yah, those Seff Efricans look awfully hawd to beat
The Cup’s done with for another year, we repelled the overseas horses with one of our own, or at least…... Read more
Stuff all this chin wagging, here’s the bloody Cup form
Are you the sort of person who finds form guides too full of bewildering racing jargon? Do you not really…... Read more
Disband these animal houses, block by sandstone block
I went to Sydney Uni, fell in love with a girl who attended one of the residential colleges and married…... Read more
He came, he sucked, he utterly failed to conquer
Headless chickens everywhere can have their intellectual property back. There is no longer a human trying to imitate their every…... Read more
Won’t somebody please think of the unhugged children?
A primary school in Western Australia has taken the eminently sensible move of handing out detention to a 12 year…... Read more
Is a $40k fine too heavy for being a loudmouth?
The $40,000 fine dished out to rugby player Quade Cooper for calling the Wallabies setup “toxic” is a huge penalty.…... Read more
International horses have saved the Melbourne Cup
Thank god for the international horses. Some say they’ve ruined a great Australian institution. Fact is, they’ve saved it. Last…... Read more
Intrepid reporter braves storm and ugly rainwear
Welcome to the modern world of TV news and our incredibly up-to-date coverage of this really big and terrible storm…... Read more
Being “Asia-capable” means more than using chopsticks
Leaving aside the irony of the term “White Paper”, there are other reasons to be a little cautious, if not…... Read more
We might as well get more Barangaroo for our buck
Walking around Sydney’s big, gaudy bicentennial showpiece Darling Harbour recently, the place just seemed so sad. The word dowdy doesn’t…... Read more
Concentrated apple sauce tastier than android food
Well, I don’t know the first thing about technology, or anything really, so today I turn my highly unqualified attention…... Read more
For your sanity’s sake Lance, it’s time to speak the truth
This is just getting sad now. Defiant Lance has turned to Denial Lance, a man who oozes guilt like he…... Read more
A little masterstroke of diplomacy, but a dumb idea
With the relationship between Australia and India increasingly testy, Julia Gillard wants to send a signal that our countries are…... Read more
Man plummets 40km into small can of energy drink
A clumsy Austrian astronaut overnight fell 40km from a capsule attached to a helium balloon in the upper stratosphere and…... Read more
Now THAT’S how you act classy on national television
Something beautiful happened last night on Channel Nine. On Big Brother, a guy called Josh Moore whose brother died unexpectedly…... Read more
The sad truth about why politics is dirtier than sport
In 2008, when working for a national sports magazine, I wrote an NRL season preview. In it, I noted that…... Read more
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