Anthony Sharwood

Anthony Sharwood

Ant grew up in Canberra, largely avoiding the world of politics except for the occasions when he and his schoolmates from Telopea Park High would sneak off to the building site of “New Parliament House” to smoke ciggies.

After graduating from Sydney Uni with a half-arsed degree from the economics faculty, Ant worked for bookies on Sydney racecourses, drove cabs and did a range of other odd jobs which some would patronisingly call “life experience” but which were in fact a way of paying the bills.

After his Olympic Cabbie’s Diary was published in 2001,  Ant worked as a freelance journalist, winning a Walkley in 2003 for his first ever magazine feature story. He then went to work as a feature writer for The Canberra Times, where he infuriated the entire sports department by getting the nod to cover the Athens Olympics.

One taste of the glamorous lifestyle of a sports journalist was all Ant needed to say “yes” to News Ltd, when it launched its flagship sports title Alpha in 2005. When The Punch launched, Ant started contributing sports stories at the rate of approximately one a week until eventually The Punch team caved in and said “righto, you might as well work here then.”

Ant is current Deputy Editor of The Punch and can be seen on Wednesday mornings on Sky News from 9.30 am. A father of two, he is often late to work due to Kevin Rudd’s failed promise to end the double dropoff.

Articles by Anthony Sharwood

Aussie cricket should hit corporate newspeak for six

Aussie cricket should hit corporate newspeak for six

12 Mar 13 So Australian cricket coach Mickey Arthur has stood down four players from the third Test in India for failing to…... Read more

Stick your fancy pizza where the salmon don’t shine

Stick your fancy pizza where the salmon don’t shine

12 Mar 13 A funny thing happened in the pizza world yesterday. Actually, it was an extension of the bizarre things which have…... Read more

Beaching and moaning over a brown strip of Welsh sand

Beaching and moaning over a brown strip of Welsh sand

01 Mar 13 It’s six degrees in the water at Rhossili Bay, Wales, today. The air temperature’s even lower. But the locals who…... Read more

NRL targets women, with AFL squarely in its sights

NRL targets women, with AFL squarely in its sights

28 Feb 13 Women love it and men hate it. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly the point. Despite the idiotic antics…... Read more

India win world’s biggest game of beach cricket

India win world’s biggest game of beach cricket

26 Feb 13 In an exciting moment for beach cricket purists everywhere, India has just won the first ever beach cricket Test against…... Read more

According to the AFL, this is definitely not a tank

According to the AFL, this is definitely not a tank

20 Feb 13 OK. So if the AFL says the Melbourne Demons didn’t tank, then I guess they didn’t tank. Phew. That’s a…... Read more

Swimming report missing two words: grow up

Swimming report missing two words: grow up

19 Feb 13 The Bluestone Review of culture and leadership in Australian Olympic swimming says “realistically there was no single headline problem and…... Read more

We’ve killed a national icon with our own hands

We’ve killed a national icon with our own hands

07 Feb 13 Your favourite sports star and mine. Your team and my team too – all of them are Lance Armstrong today.…... Read more

It’s time for Mundine to act like a man, not The Man

It’s time for Mundine to act like a man, not The Man

31 Jan 13 You can’t believe Anthony Mundine is whingeing that he was robbed. You just can’t believe it. That said, it’s Anthony…... Read more

Hey cycling, what’s wrong with this picture?

Hey cycling, what’s wrong with this picture?

27 Jan 13 Great news, girls and young women of Australia. You too can aspire to be a podium bimbo who wears figure-hugging,…... Read more

We all hate gamesmanship, except when it suits us

We all hate gamesmanship, except when it suits us

25 Jan 13 Outrage, outrage, outrage. Defending Australian Open champion Victoria Azarenka is a cheat who robbed Sloane Stephens of a spot in…... Read more

A kick in the guts for the beautiful game

A kick in the guts for the beautiful game

24 Jan 13 Man kicks boy. There’s your headline, there’s your story. Only life is never quite that simple. It’s shocking for man…... Read more

Kochie walks straight into the booby trap

Kochie walks straight into the booby trap

21 Jan 13 Our whole lives, we straight men ogle boobs. This, if we’re honest, is our true life’s quest. Forget money or…... Read more

Twenty20 cricket is like meaningless sex

Twenty20 cricket is like meaningless sex

28 Dec 12 It sorta felt good but it felt kinda wrong too. An outburst of sweaty passion on a sweet summer evening.…... Read more

Imam dreaming of a fatwa Christmas

Imam dreaming of a fatwa Christmas

23 Dec 12 Deck the halls with vows of folly. The head imam of Sydney’s Lakemba mosque, Sheikh Yahya Safi, has effectively declared…... Read more

It’s not the end of the world if you don’t get top marks

It’s not the end of the world if you don’t get top marks

20 Dec 12 The world won’t end tomorrow. But sadly, it might feel like it has for some young Australians who haven’t got…... Read more

Siddle in the middle is Australia’s heart and soul

Siddle in the middle is Australia’s heart and soul

19 Dec 12 Science has officially been proven wrong. Those boffins in white coats are always telling us you can’t give 110 per…... Read more

Why my kids are getting nothing for Christmas

Why my kids are getting nothing for Christmas

14 Dec 12 Kids, you’re getting nothing. For real. Don’t look under the tree for the gifts with cards hand-written in Daddy’s illegible…... Read more

Messy cricket schedule is a donkey’s breakfast

Messy cricket schedule is a donkey’s breakfast

12 Dec 12 Two bizarre things happened in sport this week. First Novak Djokovic bought the entire Serbian supply of donkey cheese. Then…... Read more

“Maaaaaaate” and other unacceptable monikers

“Maaaaaaate” and other unacceptable monikers

11 Dec 12 There’s a memo doing the rounds today which is copping a bit of a bagging from the anti-PC police but…... Read more

The photographic proof that Warne will play in The Ashes

The photographic proof that Warne will play in The Ashes

05 Dec 12 There’s talk today that Shane Warne may return for the Ashes. It’s all speculation and hype, of course. Or is…... Read more

It takes more than money and brains to run a sport

It takes more than money and brains to run a sport

05 Dec 12 Passion is an under-rated commodity in the workplace these days. Cool, level-headed conservatism is in. Get someone with brains and…... Read more

Vatileaks: An exclusive look at the Pope’s Twitter feed

Vatileaks: An exclusive look at the Pope’s Twitter feed

04 Dec 12 In a major global exclusive, The Punch has received a sneak glimpse into the Twitter feed of Pope Benedict XVI.…... Read more

Men draw the shorts straw in acceptable office apparel

Men draw the shorts straw in acceptable office apparel

30 Nov 12 We men have been given short shrift by the fashionistas who dictate office fashion. Why is it that women can…... Read more

A brilliant career is finally given the punt

A brilliant career is finally given the punt

29 Nov 12 About time, too. In the end, Ricky Ponting didn’t so much fall upon his sword as trip over it and…... Read more

Himbo says bimbo and ends up legs akimbo

Himbo says bimbo and ends up legs akimbo

28 Nov 12 Well, there goes the moral high ground. By calling Deputy Opposition Leader Julie Bishop a “bimbo” on Twitter today, Labor…... Read more

The last great unifier in a deeply divided nation

The last great unifier in a deeply divided nation

28 Nov 12 We can’t agree about anything these days. Every debate on pretty much every aspect of Australian life is hopelessly polarised.…... Read more

We didn’t draw blood, but what a beautiful bloody draw

We didn’t draw blood, but what a beautiful bloody draw

26 Nov 12 Like a delirious marathoner on wobbly legs, South Africa has staggered to the finish line. They clung on with two…... Read more

Click Frenzy was a surefire sign of the apocalypse

Click Frenzy was a surefire sign of the apocalypse

22 Nov 12 Some fruitloop somewhere is saying the world’s going to end again next month. Yeah? You ask me, I reckon it…... Read more

Slapped with a feather when he should have been whipped

Slapped with a feather when he should have been whipped

20 Nov 12 Eight months. That’s jockey Damien Oliver’s laughably soft penalty for bringing an entire sport into disrepute. He won’t even miss…... Read more

An open letter to the people of Kuta re: Schoolies

An open letter to the people of Kuta re: Schoolies

19 Nov 12 Dear Peaceful Inhabitants of an Ancient Island, There are several things you should know about the hordes of young Australians…... Read more

Confused, mumbling man moves to retirement home

Confused, mumbling man moves to retirement home

16 Nov 12 An ageing, British soccer player known for his curving penalty kicks and inability to string together a coherent sentence is…... Read more

So where are all you Michael Clarke haters now?

So where are all you Michael Clarke haters now?

14 Nov 12 Righto then. Let’s hear it from all you Michael Clarke haters out there. Go on, give it your best shot.…... Read more

Calling racism “satire” is a little bit Ritchie

Calling racism “satire” is a little bit Ritchie

12 Nov 12 Sportsman’s luncheons are turgid affairs at the best of times. Indeed, you can pretty much bet that any lunch with…... Read more

Yah, those Seff Efricans look awfully hawd to beat

Yah, those Seff Efricans look awfully hawd to beat

07 Nov 12 The Cup’s done with for another year, we repelled the overseas horses with one of our own, or at least…... Read more

Stuff all this chin wagging, here’s the bloody Cup form

Stuff all this chin wagging, here’s the bloody Cup form

06 Nov 12 Are you the sort of person who finds form guides too full of bewildering racing jargon? Do you not really…... Read more

Disband these animal houses, block by sandstone block

Disband these animal houses, block by sandstone block

05 Nov 12 I went to Sydney Uni, fell in love with a girl who attended one of the residential colleges and married…... Read more

He came, he sucked, he utterly failed to conquer

He came, he sucked, he utterly failed to conquer

02 Nov 12 Headless chickens everywhere can have their intellectual property back. There is no longer a human trying to imitate their every…... Read more

Won’t somebody please think of the unhugged children?

Won’t somebody please think of the unhugged children?

01 Nov 12 A primary school in Western Australia has taken the eminently sensible move of handing out detention to a 12 year…... Read more

Is a $40k fine too heavy for being a loudmouth?

Is a $40k fine too heavy for being a loudmouth?

01 Nov 12 The $40,000 fine dished out to rugby player Quade Cooper for calling the Wallabies setup “toxic” is a huge penalty.…... Read more

International horses have saved the Melbourne Cup

International horses have saved the Melbourne Cup

31 Oct 12 Thank god for the international horses. Some say they’ve ruined a great Australian institution. Fact is, they’ve saved it. Last…... Read more

Intrepid reporter braves storm and ugly rainwear

Intrepid reporter braves storm and ugly rainwear

30 Oct 12 Welcome to the modern world of TV news and our incredibly up-to-date coverage of this really big and terrible storm…... Read more

Being “Asia-capable” means more than using chopsticks

Being “Asia-capable” means more than using chopsticks

29 Oct 12 Leaving aside the irony of the term “White Paper”, there are other reasons to be a little cautious, if not…... Read more

We might as well get more Barangaroo for our buck

We might as well get more Barangaroo for our buck

25 Oct 12 Walking around Sydney’s big, gaudy bicentennial showpiece Darling Harbour recently, the place just seemed so sad. The word dowdy doesn’t…... Read more

Concentrated apple sauce tastier than android food

Concentrated apple sauce tastier than android food

24 Oct 12 Well, I don’t know the first thing about technology, or anything really, so today I turn my highly unqualified attention…... Read more

For your sanity’s sake Lance, it’s time to speak the truth

For your sanity’s sake Lance, it’s time to speak the truth

24 Oct 12 This is just getting sad now. Defiant Lance has turned to Denial Lance, a man who oozes guilt like he…... Read more

A little masterstroke of diplomacy, but a dumb idea

A little masterstroke of diplomacy, but a dumb idea

17 Oct 12 With the relationship between Australia and India increasingly testy, Julia Gillard wants to send a signal that our countries are…... Read more

Man plummets 40km into small can of energy drink

Man plummets 40km into small can of energy drink

15 Oct 12 A clumsy Austrian astronaut overnight fell 40km from a capsule attached to a helium balloon in the upper stratosphere and…... Read more

Now THAT’S how you act classy on national television

Now THAT’S how you act classy on national television

15 Oct 12 Something beautiful happened last night on Channel Nine. On Big Brother, a guy called Josh Moore whose brother died unexpectedly…... Read more

The sad truth about why politics is dirtier than sport

The sad truth about why politics is dirtier than sport

11 Oct 12 In 2008, when working for a national sports magazine, I wrote an NRL season preview. In it, I noted that…... Read more

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