Anthony Sharwood
Ant grew up in Canberra, largely avoiding the world of politics except for the occasions when he and his schoolmates from Telopea Park High would sneak off to the building site of “New Parliament House” to smoke ciggies.
After graduating from Sydney Uni with a half-arsed degree from the economics faculty, Ant worked for bookies on Sydney racecourses, drove cabs and did a range of other odd jobs which some would patronisingly call “life experience” but which were in fact a way of paying the bills.
After his Olympic Cabbie’s Diary was published in 2001, Ant worked as a freelance journalist, winning a Walkley in 2003 for his first ever magazine feature story. He then went to work as a feature writer for The Canberra Times, where he infuriated the entire sports department by getting the nod to cover the Athens Olympics.
One taste of the glamorous lifestyle of a sports journalist was all Ant needed to say “yes” to News Ltd, when it launched its flagship sports title Alpha in 2005. When The Punch launched, Ant started contributing sports stories at the rate of approximately one a week until eventually The Punch team caved in and said “righto, you might as well work here then.”
Ant is current Deputy Editor of The Punch and can be seen on Wednesday mornings on Sky News from 9.30 am. A father of two, he is often late to work due to Kevin Rudd’s failed promise to end the double dropoff.
Articles by Anthony Sharwood
Six prominent Aussies with a case of the dreaded “yips”
The yips. It’s an old golf term which refers to golfers who lose the ability to putt. They stand over…... Read more
Stop expecting Facebook to be your friend
Well, what did anyone expect? Facebook removes harmless pics of Aussie mums breastfeeding, and what, we’re surprised? Gee, who’d a…... Read more
Other stuff to be angry about today (with chorizo pic)
That dopey Spaniard. Three-time Tour de France winner Alberto Contador has been banned for two years, and is now officially…... Read more
Harry Potter and the chamber of rip-offs
Took my daughter to the Harry Potter exhibition at Sydney’s Powerhouse Museum on the weekend. She loved it. Great day…... Read more
Pass the Doritos… the greatest 13 Super Bowl ads
Went to a Super Bowl once. Hung out afterwards with 160 kilo nude, crying black dudes in the losers’ dressing…... Read more
Flick the switch?
Nevermind the result. All the talk today is about Dave Warner’s remarkable “switch hit” against India last night. Wow. Talk…... Read more
ALP saves the Alps
There was movement at the station for the word had got around that the Feds might have finally gotten something…... Read more
Other stuff to be angry about today (with video)
Once at an NRL match, Wests Tigers fullback Tim Brasher hurled a small novelty footy my way. Pretty sure the…... Read more
Match of the century!
There was a famous moment in golf journalism, after an ageing and written-off Jack Nicklaus won the 1986 Masters tournament.…... Read more
This week’s lesson: politics is no fairy tale
Once upon a time, in a mythical kingdom called Canberra which most people don’t really believe exists, a lady called…... Read more
A great batting display, but it’s hardly a true Test
Not for a minute did I fail to enjoy watching Michael Clarke and Ricky Ponting make the Indian “attack” look…... Read more
Old dudes who still got it
OK, so having spent half the summer bagging old buggers who don’t know when to quit, let’s give some love…... Read more
Racquets have feelings too
The racquets smashed by Marcos Baghdatis in last night’s Australian Open outburst have spoken out exclusively about the pain, the…... Read more
No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops
Well, puck me with a fitchfork. The F-word is apparently an acceptable part of Australian speech. That’s the only conclusion…... Read more
A football field is no place for nutty religious fanaticism
Imagine if a dumb trend like planking collided with something much more dangerous than a balcony railing, like say religious…... Read more
The ballad of Giglio Isle
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from an Italian…... Read more
The Tendulkar trap
As India lurch from hopelessness to complete incompetence, one man sure to escape the axe, not to mention any serious…... Read more
India is the new England
They’re already spruiking fans’ tours to the 2013 Ashes on the telly, in between ads for priceless mock memorabilia and…... Read more
Christmas tale: I got the bastards and I got ‘em good
Ten years ago, I drove cabs for a living. I’m pretty much done telling taxi stories, but there’s one I’ll…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #1 Osama sleeps with the fishes
What happened On May 1, 2011, with 18 purposeful steps, US president Barack Obama approached a lectern placed in the…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #2 Water, water everywhere
What happened Early this year, in the middle of the wettest La Nina summer in 40 years, a vast swathe…... Read more
A Big Bash on field, an even bigger bashing off it
Cricket’s Big Bash domestic T20 league kicked off on the weekend, and if you’ll excuse the pun, the thing was…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #5 Pedal Cadel, Pedal!
What happened Cleanskin Australian cyclist Cadel Evans had finished runner-up in both the 2007 and ’08 versions of the Tour…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #7 Africa goes hungry
What happened For at least the fourth time since the “Band Aid” famine of the 1980s , the beleaguered citizens…... Read more
We must be mugs for accepting the hoax boson
This week, scientists announced that hey, you betcha, they’re darn nearly almost kinda totally sure that they’ve confirmed the existence…... Read more
Raging greentop more deadly than the Raging Redtop
That raging red top, Prime Minister Julia Gillard, has promoted and demoted with ruthlessness in the last two days. Cricket…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #12 Christchurch crumbles
What happened On September 4 last year, Christchurch was struck by a 7.1 magnitude earthquake which caused widespread damage but…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #14 Serena spats, Sam slams
What happened On the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, you wouldn’t have thought an American would be booed…... Read more
Friday Dilemma: pest or downtrodden beauty?
With apologies to the venerable Hillary Clinton, whose plea to treat women with dignity has enjoyed a clear run atop…... Read more
Wayne, shut your jawbone and show some backbone
Wayne Swan has made a mockery of his Finance Minister of the Year award in his dithering, spineless effort at…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #16 Shurley they can’t be serious
What happened Australia’s favourite middle-aged spin bowler proposed to England’s favourite middle-aged model and actor, at a restaurant at the…... Read more
Clarke’s biggest challenge since ditching Bingle
Kiwi captain Ross Taylor gave Australian selectors a choice piece of advice over the weekend, urging them to continue to…... Read more
Biggest Moments of 2011 #21 Sandilands scrapes the barrel
What happened This all started when a bearded, talentless big mouth couldn’t handle a spot of criticism. So instead of…... Read more
Bugger it, let’s talk about my bottom
Well, enough people have called me an arsehole on this website, so bugger it. Let’s talk about that part of…... Read more
Biggest moments of 2011 #23 Marrickville invades Israel
Welcome to The Punch’s Biggest Moments of 2011. Each day until the Friday before Christmas, we’ll be counting the events…... Read more
The govt is not Santa Claus. Swan is not a sugar Daddy
Sure, it’d be really great if the guvmint would buy us all a big yard glass full of beer when…... Read more
Test Cricket 2.0 begins now
Look at the world’s great historic cricket grounds. Look at Lord’s with its UFO of a media centre staring down…... Read more
Australia’s triumph is Michael Clarke’s triumph
Winemakers will tell you that the key to getting a really good harvest of prime grapes is to trick the…... Read more
Climate change debate is the enemy of environmentalism
Here’s the real problem with the climate change debate. It’s not that the deniers have hijacked the overwhelming scientific consensus,…... Read more
Chapter and flowery verse, Roebuck was like no other
I will never forget a line that Peter Roebuck wrote in a cricket match report. It was wildly over-the-top and…... Read more
This week’s lesson: Dancing will not solve your problems
Welcome to a new semi-regular segment on The Punch, where we try to extract something meaningful from the week that…... Read more
Washed-up champs who don’t know when to quit
Tiger Woods is one contradictory cat. There’s a human being inside that shell, a living, breathing, joke-cracking, thoughtful guy with…... Read more
This white arsehole should be blasted out of his bunker
The first rule of calling a black arsehole a black arsehole is that only another black arsehole can call a…... Read more
Why the rate cut will just create a deeper rut
Yesterday’s 0.25 per cent cut in interest rates has been framed in today’s press as great news for people with…... Read more
Our Cup runneth overseas
Once upon a time, it would have been a huge story for the Melbourne Cup to go to an overseas…... Read more
Australia’s bitchiest Melbourne Cup form guide
It’s on again. The Melbourne Cup. The race that stops the nation. Or at least, the race that stops the…... Read more
The slow hopeless horse who took 86 starts to bloom
There are countless stories about millionaires and their pampered thoroughbreds at this time of year. This is not one of…... Read more
FOOI #13: Young drinkers aren’t the only bingers
There’s an awful lot of hand-wringing these days over the binge drinking epidemic. Well, here’s a really obvious thought. Maybe…... Read more
Aah speet on your haka, you feelthy Kiwi peegs
So let’s get this straight. New Zealand teams can perform a ritualised tribal war dance before sporting contests, complete with…... Read more
Festival of Obvious Ideas #9. Stop being nutty for Jesus
So the world’s going to end again today. Panic! Or maybe wait a day. It’s never clear how the International…... Read more
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The humourless hysteria of the holier-than-thou
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From: Punch on: Open thread 09/02/2012
marley says:
I'm one of the older ones, so I've certainly seen a few changes in my time. When I started school I learned to write with a nib pen, dipped in an inkwell (no, I'm not kidding). My mother became a dab hand at getting inkstains out of my clothes. Flicking ink at one another in the classroom was an essential… [read more]From: I’d rather have a piece of toast than listen to crap lyrics
Erick says:
Led Zeppelin are responsible for my all-time favourite mixed metaphor: "There you sit, sit and stare, like a book on a shelf rusting." (Misty Mountain Hop) I laugh every time I hear it. Hmmm, I believe I've decided what to play on the way to work today. [read more]Gentle jabs to the ribs
No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops
Well, puck me with a fitchfork. The F-word is apparently an acceptable part of Australian speech. That’s… Read more