Anthony Sharwood
Ant grew up in Canberra, largely avoiding the world of politics except for the occasions when he and his schoolmates from Telopea Park High would sneak off to the building site of “New Parliament House” to smoke ciggies.
After graduating from Sydney Uni with a half-arsed degree from the economics faculty, Ant worked for bookies on Sydney racecourses, drove cabs and did a range of other odd jobs which some would patronisingly call “life experience” but which were in fact a way of paying the bills.
After his Olympic Cabbie’s Diary was published in 2001, Ant worked as a freelance journalist, winning a Walkley in 2003 for his first ever magazine feature story. He then went to work as a feature writer for The Canberra Times, where he infuriated the entire sports department by getting the nod to cover the Athens Olympics.
One taste of the glamorous lifestyle of a sports journalist was all Ant needed to say “yes” to News Ltd, when it launched its flagship sports title Alpha in 2005. When The Punch launched, Ant started contributing sports stories at the rate of approximately one a week until eventually The Punch team caved in and said “righto, you might as well work here then.”
Ant is current Deputy Editor of The Punch and can be seen on Wednesday mornings on Sky News from 9.30 am. A father of two, he is often late to work due to Kevin Rudd’s failed promise to end the double dropoff.
Articles by Anthony Sharwood
Eurovision, the only game worth watching this weekend
At about 8pm each Sunday night, having digested my fill of weekend sport, I sit down and pen a Monday…... Read more
Sometimes, you’ve just got to stick it to the bloody ref
We are taught early in life that we should not question authority. We must listen to our parents, our teachers…... Read more
If sports movies have taught us anything, NSW will win
In the classic Hollywood sports flick script, a ragtag bunch of losers and misfits take on the arrogant team of…... Read more
Wilkie is poking around on the wrong gambling issue
Andrew Wilkie has okayed a lame version of the government’s pokies legislation, which he yesterday called a “stepping stone to…... Read more
Origin in Melbourne is like meat pie in your latté
They don’t play the AFL grand final in Sydney for the very good reason that the code’s sporting soul is…... Read more
Michael Clarke 4.0. The transformation is complete
You’ve got to hand it to Michael Clarke. His reinvention is complete. He is now Michael Clarke 4.0. He wins,…... Read more
They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments
A private school girl’s family is sueing her elite, extremely expensive private school for not providing her with the necessary…... Read more
Booyah for boobs, booze, brotherhood and bikies!
So the people who produced Underbelly have now unleashed Overbelly, a drama mostly about women removing their shirts and bras…... Read more
Climate change and the crisis of communication
It’s official. The climate change dialogue is getting loopier. Maybe the weirdness has been been brought on by heat-stroke. Yesterday’s…... Read more
Relegation would be a revelation for Aussie sport
As I write this column, the final round of the English Premier League is underway. By the time you read…... Read more
You, me, and everybody’s got a part-time job
There’s a dark undercurrent to the unexpectedly positive April employment figures released just before noon today. On the face of…... Read more
Ten pound poms to charge Olympic fans to breathe
London Olympic organisers LOCOG are officially loco. They are not, however, low cost. In an unprecedented step, LOCOG will charge…... Read more
He wasn’t fat, he was just big boned and big whiskered
Tabby or not tabby? That is the question. Another key question in the wake of the tragic death of “Meow”…... Read more
NSW selectors must ditch the playbook and pick on instinct
Two major events loom large on the rugby league horizon. On May 23, the first Origin match of 2012 will…... Read more
Friday dilemma: Fashion Week vs jumps racing
Got out of the office twice this week, in the name of something faintly resembling real journalism. On the first…... Read more
Portrait of Gillard govt fetches $120 million
A swirly pastel painting that looks like a kid’s crayon drawing has just sold for $120 million at a Sotheby’s…... Read more
Greens stand up for the stoned and indolent
Blinky Bill, Caramello and Sam the Thirsty Koala would be well satisfied this week. Thanks largely to The Greens, koalas…... Read more
The female of the species is more sporting than the male
At the Beijing Olympics, Australian women took home eight of our 14 gold medals. At the Vancouver Winter Games, women…... Read more
Climate change won’t happen overnight, but it will happen
Every generation has its doomsday scenario. When my mother was studying for what she quaintly calls her “matriculation” in 1962,…... Read more
Average Aussie actor seeks part in CSI Miami
Ok, let’s get to the bottom of this Matthew Newton thing. We know he’s Bert’s son. We know he’s had…... Read more
This might be the best tourism ad ever made
Camped on Kangaroo Island once. Great place. Swam naked on a pristine beach and ate the best damn King George…... Read more
...and that’s why Australians will never love soccer
The laziest thing you can do in journalism is to use Wikipedia as your principal source. Sometimes, you’ve just got…... Read more
The shot heard around the AFL world
On May 28 last year, Gold Coast Suns rugby league recruit Karmichael Hunt kicked his first AFL goal. We put…... Read more
Friday Dilemma: what to do about texting drivers?
No doubt you’ve heard the rather disturbing news overnight that a Jetstar pilot was texting midflight, which resulted in an…... Read more
Aussie workers forced to turn Japanese, I really think so
Companies expand and companies contract. That’s capitalism, and it’s hard to get too angry at Toyota’s decision to sack 350…... Read more
This town might just be big enough for the two of us
Some battle. If this is “code war”, then it’s being fought with fairy floss and honeycorn and a giant G-Man…... Read more
My unbearable life as a handsome man
Ladies, please keep your distance today. For one day in the year, I beg you. Allow me to repose unpestered…... Read more
Earth to Bob. Little green men won’t save the world
My fellow Earthians. The real tragedy of Bob Brown’s wacky speech last week is that he has pretty much left…... Read more
Why sports fans can’t help rooting for Tiger Woods
Most sports fans I know couldn’t give a stuff if Tiger Woods had sex with half the cocktail waitresses in…... Read more
Friday Dilemma: Does this look “easy to assemble”?
Look at this explosion of nuts, bolts, wires and assorted metal doo-dats. Just look at it. It’s the first page…... Read more
Eight telltale signs that football season is here…
Overnight, we had two significant reminders that we are now in that special time of year called football season. Firstly,…... Read more
Punch on: Open thread 29/03/2012
How often in life do you get something for nothing? Today, The Punch offers you just that. All you have…... Read more
So a lack of smacks WAS behind the attacks
In the midst of the UK riots last year, The Punch was one of many Australian media outlets which offered…... Read more
Nothing good ever happened at a Sydney casino
Give The Star some credit. It does at least live up to its name, even if it has to fork…... Read more
Clever AFL targets young hearts and young minds
The AFL season kicked off in Sydney this weekend, with the Swans/Giants showdown at the old Olympic Stadium. Not that…... Read more
Mono… d’oh!
Australia’s most ugly, useless, crappy, half-baked, unvisionary piece of so-called transport infrastructure is soon to be demolished and shipped to…... Read more
Sports nut seeks AFL team. All suggestions considered
So here’s the deal. I need an AFL team. I’m a fan of the game but I don’t have a…... Read more
Farken Sunrise does it again. Is anyone really offended?
Mel and Kochie are our friends. That’s what the ads on the back of buses tell us at the moment…... Read more
Modern beer ads just don’t make me thirsty
I like beer. Beer is easily one of my favourite fizzy alcoholic beverages. Anytime is a good time for beer,…... Read more
Vale Jim Stynes. A towering figure and a great, great man
People with no interest in sport don’t understand why sports fans use words like “hero” to describe their favourite sporting…... Read more
Booing is every sports fan’s right. In fact it’s our duty
When you buy your ticket to the big game, you get certain privileges which don’t apply in the outside world.…... Read more
Friday dilemma: thin ice or fair crack at a dope?
You remember Steven Bradbury. He’s the short track speed skater who won gold when all his opponents fell over at…... Read more
The internet just doesn’t get any sweater than this
Here at The Punch, we pride ourselves on our original content. OK, so the prose in our stories might not…... Read more
Eddie McGuire makes a fair point on indigenous players
There’s a pre-season football stink going on down Melbourne way which is a little hard to decode for those of…... Read more
How to be the perfect game show host in 16 easy steps
So you want a career like the legendary Ian Turpie, who died on the weekend. And you’re thinking, how hard…... Read more
It’s time for Thorpey to get over his black line fever
This weekend, as the world remembered events in the north eastern Japanese town of Fukushima, Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe would…... Read more
Weather: the new taboo
Remember when weather was the most neutral topic in the world? The topic you’d turn to when all avenues of…... Read more
Flood levees on the brink as Wagga Wagga waits
The phone isn’t answering this afternoon at The Bridge Tavern and Steakhouse in Wagga Wagga. The line also rings out…... Read more
A National Treasure who treasures her gay fan base
Monday after Mardi Gras is busy in the House of Priscilla costume hire store on Sydney’s Oxford Street. Customers traipse…... Read more
Suburban football grounds are relics of the bad old days
Channel Nine blusterer-in-chief Phil Gould is fond of saying “God I love Sunday football at Leichhardt Oval”. No doubt he…... Read more
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I have no problem paying my taxes. As a single, childless person on a very decent income, I can afford it and not have my life severely altered. Plus I understand that my taxes paying for things like schools, childcare and infrastructure is ultimately a good thing. A better community is better for me… [read more]Gentle jabs to the ribs
They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments
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