Anthony Albanese

Anthony Albanese

Anthony Albanese is the Labor member for Grayndler and the Minister for Infrastructure, Transport, Regional Development and Local Government in the Rudd Government. He supports the South Sydney Rabbitohs.

Articles by Anthony Albanese

This Opposition can’t even oppose properly

This Opposition can’t even oppose properly

08 Jul 11 As the winter fog settles over Canberra and the nation’s politicians return to their electorates, there could be no more…... Read more

Getting rid of septic tanks and other Labor achievements

Getting rid of septic tanks and other Labor achievements

09 Jun 11 As friends and family gathered to celebrate my friend Tom Uren’s 90th birthday recently, he had many reasons to be…... Read more

Even Tony Abbott doesn’t believe Tony Abbott

Even Tony Abbott doesn’t believe Tony Abbott

18 May 10 Last night under pressure Tony Abbott cracked and told all Australians that they should not believe any statements that he…... Read more

Parliament is back: let the bells ring

Parliament is back: let the bells ring

02 Feb 10 Today marks the return of Parliament in Canberra, in an election year. For some this will be of no interest,…... Read more

Reckless drivers can’t blame government for carnage

Reckless drivers can’t blame government for carnage

28 Jan 10 Next Wednesday the National Road Safety Council will have its inaugural meeting in Parliament House. This initiative from Australia’s Transport…... Read more

The eternal hope and despair of a Souths supporter

The eternal hope and despair of a Souths supporter

02 Sep 09 This Saturday the pride of the League, South Sydney, will play their last game for 2009. No finals for the…... Read more

You’re in strife when Wilson Tuckey is setting the pace

You’re in strife when Wilson Tuckey is setting the pace

18 Aug 09 The Rudd Labor Government was elected with a mandate to take action on climate change.  The Howard Government had been…... Read more

We have the chance right now to build a better nation

22 Jun 09 Whilst Australia’s economy is facing enormous challenges arising from the impact of the global recession, there is another story emerging.…... Read more

Marrickville mauler hits back at bogan Nationals

04 Jun 09 Will the Bogans in the House please show up? Yesterday, John Cobb extended the meaning of ‘bogan’ to include ‘not…... Read more

Sorry Bronnie, lazy Libs don’t care about nation-building

02 Jun 09 In their opposition to the Rudd Government’s nation building agenda the Liberals and Nationals have reminded the Australian public that…... Read more

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From: Punch on: Open thread 09/02/2012

marley says:

I'm one of the older ones, so I've certainly seen a few changes in my time. When I started school I learned to write with a nib pen, dipped in an inkwell (no, I'm not kidding). My mother became a dab hand at getting inkstains out of my clothes. Flicking ink at one another in the classroom was an essential… [read more]

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Erick says:

Led Zeppelin are responsible for my all-time favourite mixed metaphor: "There you sit, sit and stare, like a book on a shelf rusting." (Misty Mountain Hop) I laugh every time I hear it. Hmmm, I believe I've decided what to play on the way to work today. [read more]

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