Alan Oakley

Alan Oakley

Alan Oakley is Editor, National Features, for News Ltd.

He is a former editor of The Sydney Morning Herald, Herald Sun, Sunday Telegraph, Sunday Age and Newcastle Herald. This makes him a serial editor.

He didn’t go to university, began his career in journalism aged 17 on the Leighton Buzzard Gazette in England and in 1985, he left the Daily Express in Manchester and came to Australia ostensibly “for a couple of years.”  He stayed and took out citizenship the day the tall ships came into Sydney harbour to mark the bicentenary in 1988.

He has dual British-Australian nationality and therefore hasn’t lost an Ashes series in 21 years.

Articles by Alan Oakley

Arise Sir Ricky, Dame Pink and Lady Lady Gaga

Arise Sir Ricky, Dame Pink and Lady Lady Gaga

08 Jan 10 Let me be the first to say it: surely the entire Australian cricket team must now be awarded honorary knighthoods,…... Read more

Proud Britons remain quietly confident of noble defeat

24 Jul 09 “Two world wars and one world cup” is a popular refrain from the terraces when England play Germany at football…... Read more

Australia needs Turnbull to be elected ... as Premier

09 Jul 09 Like a used nappy, is it time to toss out Blocker and Liberal Lite? In another era, Malcolm Turnbull would…... Read more

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From: City vs country: What would you change your life for?

Dieter Moeckel says:

We made the tree change from Darwin to Wonbah more than 15 years ago. After fencing, a road, and couple of dams our money was gone. Super is enough to live comfortably. We have geese growing old and stringy the only one that made it to the pot committed Kamakazi by flying into a tree; the chooks are… [read more]

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Erick says:

Led Zeppelin are responsible for my all-time favourite mixed metaphor: "There you sit, sit and stare, like a book on a shelf rusting." (Misty Mountain Hop) I laugh every time I hear it. Hmmm, I believe I've decided what to play on the way to work today. [read more]

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No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops

No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops

Well, puck me with a fitchfork. The F-word is apparently an acceptable part of Australian speech. That’s… Read more

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