Adam Long

Adam Long

Writer, cartoonist and sculptor Ad Long was also (in his prime) a competitive athlete. As a sensitive artistic type with a passion for sport, he has an uncanny insight into the lives and minds of the great superstars of sport. A new global elite is emerging- the Sportocracy, if you will- and Ad writes about their fabulous lives.

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Even this dope could be the Leader of the Free World

Even this dope could be the Leader of the Free World

09 Jan 13 We all know the truth about Lance Armstrong now, and everyone seems to have an opinion on the subject. That’s…... Read more

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Hell, your name is Excel and Powerpoint.

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The Punch is moving house

The Punch is moving house

Good morning Punchers. After four years of excellent fun and great conversation, this is the final post…

Will Pope Francis have the vision to tackle this?

Will Pope Francis have the vision to tackle this?

I have had some close calls, one that involved what looked to me like an AK47 pointed my way, followed…

Advocating risk management is not “victim blaming”

Advocating risk management is not “victim blaming”

In a world in which there are still people who subscribe to the vile notion that certain victims of sexual…

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choice ringside rantings

From: Hasbro, go straight to gaol, do not pass go

Tim says:

They should update other things in the game too. Instead of a get out of jail free card, they should have a Dodgy Lawyer card that not only gets you out of jail straight away but also gives you a fat payout in compensation for daring to arrest you in the first place. Instead of getting a hotel when you… [read more]

From: A guide to summer festivals especially if you wouldn’t go

Kel says:

If you want a festival for older people or for families alike, get amongst the respectable punters at Bluesfest. A truly amazing festival experience to be had of ALL AGES. And all the young "festivalgoers" usually write themselves off on the first night, only to never hear from them again the rest of… [read more]

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Superman needs saving

Superman needs saving

Can somebody please save Superman? He seems to be going through a bit of a crisis. Eighteen months ago,… Read more

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