You’ve got to be kidding
I’d like to think I would be yacht shopping this morning, wearing a cravat, and being followed around by someone I’d hired specifically to top up my champagne flute.
But they’ve gone to work! According to a Lotto spokesperson:
When they got the call this morning solidifying their winnings, they said ‘I was hoping to hear from you this morning’.
They’re a Gold Coast couple so based purely on postcode there’s an increased likelihood $53 million isn’t all that life-changing. But I doubt it.
I’m especially happy for the other guy, who’s being playing Lotto for 20 years and plans to give some of the money to charity.
What would you be doing? Would you be at work?
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