You just don’t mess with another man’s vehicle
Hey you! Yes, you. Arsehole.
Thanks a whole heap for walking down our entire street in Erskineville, at 2am on New Year’s Day and keying every single car including my brand-new VW Polo.
You liked my Polo, didn’t you? You must have liked it a lot because you singled it out and instead of just going sideways along the car you took the time to dig your key all the way through the paint into the metal up and down, up and down, up and down.
I’m sure that once you were done doing over $30,000 worth of damage you had a laugh to yourself. You probably thought that what you were doing was hilarious and then went home.
I just thought I would let you know that you serve no purpose to society. You create havoc and discord for no reason other than your personal enjoyment.
I wonder what that high must be like? That knowledge that you personally attacked 20 pieces of property that people work hard to pay for? You must have felt just fantastic when you woke up on January 1, 2011, knowing that you had created misery for 20 families. They all have to contact the police and report the damage so they can call their insurance and sort out for the car to be repaired. Then they have to drive their car to the repair centre, take time out of their working day simply so that you could get five minutes of enjoyment.
Well, do you know what? I hope that you grow up and have a family. You work your arse off to buy a new car to be able to take your kids places and one day you wake up and go out to look at your beautiful new car and someone has keyed the utter shit out of it.
I hope you take a second to look at your life at that point and realise the gut-wrenching feeling you have is what you caused to 20 families when you did it all those years ago.
Alternatively, I hope the next time you do it the police catch you in the act and you end up being put in jail for it.
But most of all I hope you were drunk and dumb and realise the mistake of your ways. Because if you do it again and someone catches you they won’t be as lenient as the police. nd to be honest
I wouldn’t shed a tear if that happened. You are the lowest of the low.
You are an arsehole.
P.S. We got to know more of our neighbours thanks to this and we are all going to be a lot more vigilant.
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