If I’m going to subsidise your homeopathic treatment, I want you to subsidise my red wine. At least there is some evidence the wine may have health benefits.

Insurance is basically a controlled gamble. I pay my monthly fees and hope one day I get a terrifically chronic disease that makes it all worthwhile. Then all those suckers I’ve been subsidising with my rude good health will get what’s coming.
We all hate paying insurance, so more people should be incensed that a portion of the money goes on… well, incense. Aromatherapy, along with other feel-good, do-nothing therapies. (Actually, compared to homeopathy, aromatherapy’s practically penicillin.)
The Australian Medical Association says the public should demand cheaper health insurance by getting ‘natural therapies’ removed from policies. According to the story in today’s Advertiser, AMA SA president Peter Sharley said people should ask for a discount, to make up for the fact they’re paying for someone’s demand for unproven treatments.
OK, so I may have got my ranty pants on up there. I don’t really mind paying a little bit extra so some poor sod can enjoy the benefits of the placebo effect, get a little bit of one-on-one with that nice chick Crystal who’ll reassure them with some non-contact laying on of hands.
It’s not really the money that’s the point.
It’s that, like pharmacies pushing redundant multivitamins or magnetic bracelets, listing some of these therapies on health insurance gives them credibility.
If you sit colonic irrigation next to colonoscopy, major eye surgery next to iridology, or physiotherapy next to reiki, you’re giving them false equivalency.
Most people have really poor health literacy. The Australian Bureau of Statistics found that almost six in 10 people just don’t have the knowledge and skills to make the right decisions to stay healthy.
Health is eating up the national budget like an obese kid hoovers up the crinkle cuts. It’s going to end in tears. Governments already spend millions teaching people the basics – don’t smoke, don’t get fat, don’t drink too much. They’re not going to add campaigns teaching people to distinguish between science and pseudoscience on top of that.
And people don’t seem to be picking up this sort of knowledge from school.
So the easiest way the government can discourage the use of bogus therapies is by drawing a line in the sand and categorising them so they can’t be lumped in with pills and potions that actually work. If it’s a natural therapy that works, leave it in. If it doesn’t, leave it out.
If the private health insurers refuse to take responsibility for offering duds alongside real health treatments, the government should step in.
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