News that New South Wales may soon pass laws to enable land seizures for private housing shouldn’t surprise us. 

High density development is not the solution. Picture: Jason Busch.

It’s the latest in a series of alarming headlines about the state of urban development and planning in NSW.

Putting aside the benefits or otherwise of compulsory land acquisition – a tool for achieving public planning goals, already embedded within NSW legislation – it’s worth revisiting the core issues driving the latest proposal – and the range of options to address them.

Firstly, why are changes to current avenues for land seizure needed? Essentially, we’re told, to meet the local housing supply targets specified in Sydney’s metropolitan strategy.  Much of Sydney’s new housing supply, so the story goes, must be delivered in existing urban areas, well served by transport and other urban infrastructure. 

There’s nothing inherently wrong with consolidating existing urban areas to prevent unnecessary resumption of agricultural and bush land, and to avoid inefficient expenditure on infrastructure or services. Inner city urban renewal, and coordinated fringe development, are complementary strategies for accommodating population growth and change, standard now throughout the world.

But the story unfolds when we are told that developers can no longer assemble sufficient parcels of land to meet supply targets in inner Sydney and other highly accessible areas. 

This is a serious and legitimate obstacle to new development, and selective land acquisition, under the careful management of a public development authority, may result in some additional new housing supply. There may even be affordability benefits, if acquisition contributes directly to public goals – like the supply of affordable housing. 

Nevertheless a much broader strategy than what we’ve heard so far, is needed to address the underlying problem of housing affordability.     

Housing analysts now agree that Australia’s housing affordability problem is structural, and won’t be solved by ad hoc or knee jerk measures. Nor is just more flats the answer, even lots of them. International evidence suggests that even a rapid acceleration of new housing construction can’t do much to dampen prices in high demand locations or secure affordable housing opportunities for those in greatest need. 

This is bad news for Sydney, where affordability problems appear most intense, and a lack of workforce housing strangles economic growth.

Yet Sydney is not alone in facing affordability problems, and you don’t have to look far from our own backyard to find sensible examples of the ways in which this fundamental problem – a lack of affordable housing in the right location – can be addressed.

As demonstrated by recent history, government can use its own resources to accumulate land when prices are low, for later release when prices are high – countering the inflationary signals of sudden demand and reducing overall market volatility.  In the 1970s, Whitlam’s Federal Government advanced funds to the States for this purpose, resulting in the establishment of land commissions, such as Landcom in NSW.  In its heyday, Landcom acquired a substantial bank of Greenfield land, helping stabilise land prices along the urban fringe.

Two decades of economic rationalism later and today Landcom operates as a commercial development agency, despite its access to prime brownfield sites such as Green Square in inner Sydney. Any housing affordability objectives are marginal to its core business. 

By contrast, in a brave back to the future move, the Queensland Government has established a new Urban Land Development Authority (ULDA) with a deliberate housing affordability agenda.  Its task is to identify, coordinate and plan for, the development of major new residential communities within high growth areas. 

ULDA declares special growth areas including both public and private land, and incorporating specific affordable housing provisions alongside coordinated infrastructure and planning measures to kick start new housing supply. Why not reinstate a similar agenda for Landcom or an equivalent body in NSW?   

Another option, as demonstrated by numerous cities across the U.S, the U.K, and Europe, is for governments to simply reserve opportunities for affordable housing within new development, at the outset of any planning initiative.  Back home, the South Australian government has a 15% affordable housing target for new development in both inner renewal and outer metropolitan areas.

Rezoning for new residential or higher density residential development occurs on the condition that the 15% State affordability target is incorporated within the new zoning requirements.  This approach works to reduce the cost of land acquisition because the affordability obligation is known upfront and can be taken into account at the point of sale.  The net result is more new housing on the market, at more modest prices, as well as a dedicated supply of housing for those in greatest need.

Unfortunately, we seem a long way from any of these approaches in NSW.  Despite some recent and laudable incentives for certain types of low cost rental housing development, overall planning effort in NSW appears to have moved further than ever from an affordability agenda. 

In its haste to implement widespread upzoning of land near trains and services for higher density residential development, the State Government has, deliberately or otherwise, generated a steep inflation in the value of such land.

This means a huge windfall to the land owners and speculators with holdings in these privileged locations, while at the same time making new acquisition in these locations far more expensive and complex. 

Combined with failing demand for existing development opportunities in the neglected outer suburbs and urban fringe, this may explain the sudden plea for radically expanded acquisition powers to secure holdings in more desirable locations.

Rather than continuing to feed this monster, it’s time to switch tack.  Priority government resources must help shift and spread housing demand to a wider range of alternative middle, outer urban, and regional locations – not just bolster an increasingly expensive ribbon of railside and transit zone flats.

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    • Nik says:

      06:32am | 17/03/10

      Every day we become more like China, bye bye democracy. Mr Rudd must be pleased as punch abt this.

    • shabangabang says:

      07:34am | 17/03/10

      Nik, Since when was Kevin Rudd the Premier of NSW. What a stupid, pointless piece of dribble. Obviously the moderators chose to let it through, not because it ads to the discussion, but because it ads to their arguement.
      I personally think it is a good idea. If you don’t like high-density living, or progression for that matter, there are plenty of towns and villages inland that would love an influx of population. Those with a NIMBY attitude would fit right in.

    • George says:

      09:18am | 17/03/10

      @shabangabang - love your alias!  Agree with you on Nik’s brain snap!

      I’ve been aching to ask, Sydney being the least affordable area as far as housing is concerned ( I stand corrected), is the real estate industry culpable as well. 

      As soon as KRudd and his NSW cohorts handed out money for first home buyers which the NSW ALP matched with a % reduction in stamp duty fees amongst other things, real estate prices shot up by the total amount of the grants available. 

      One has to ask who is controling the real estate market and who manages the expectation of the vendors, after all the higher the sale price of real estate is the higher the agents commission is.

      To what I am alluding KRudd is not to blame.

    • Ads says:

      04:10pm | 19/03/10

      Shabangabang, you DO realise Rudd is planning to take over major aspects of urban planning don’t you?

      He’ll love the power these laws give him.  Glad I don’t live in NSW.

    • f says:

      06:46am | 17/03/10

      What ever happened to “decentralisation”? Governments are in a better position than anybody to do something about this. In this telecommuting age, why can’t they move house, spread the bureaucracy all over rural & regional areas, get bureaucrats out of overcrowded cities? Build new high rise smart buildings in towns with both offices & home units in the same building.

      Why not use taxation to penalise overcrowding & reward decentralisation?

      BTW, how many homeless people could have been housed with all those $1400 & $900 cheques?

      regards the formersnag

    • acker says:

      07:10am | 17/03/10

      @f ...I totally agree, and as well as having beuracracy decentralised, I see no valid reason why any long term unemployed should be living in a CBD area in public housing when they could be moved to rural areas where they at least are employed seasonally.

    • Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow says:

      12:13pm | 17/03/10

      The problem with this f is that attracting talent becomes harder the further away you are from population centres.

      This is not as much of a problem when the jobs are simple jobs. But when something requires real expertise then you basically have to be where the experts are.

      For example, in Sydney the ATO have several offices (CBD, Parramatta, Hurstville, St Leonards and Penrith). The non-CBD offices are generally fine for simple processing jobs but for real subject matter experts they struggle to find suitable candidates with the experience, qualifications and willingness (eg the lawyers and accountants with experience in finance taxation etc) to work out in the boondocks (ie not the CBD).

      Most of these jobs are found in the CBD office. The rare exceptions are usually staffed by people who have been there for many years and are waiting until they can access their CSS pension whihc is a tidy little earner if you were there pre-1990 when it was closed off to new participants.

    • formersnag says:

      02:08pm | 17/03/10

      i here what you are saying about experts, but that is where using taxation to punish overcrowding & reward decentralisation comes in. Do this & employers will set up where the real estate is cheapest & take their experts with them. individuals could get tax breaks for living & working in decentralized areas as well as their employers.

    • AFR says:

      02:26pm | 17/03/10

      formersnag, I think its a great idea in theory, but it very difficult in practice. Employers have incentive to decentralise now - local councils through loads of money at business to get them to go bush, not mention the much lower land costs, but it will always be difficult to get people to move out to the country. Look at doctors - country towns can’t lure doctors even with promises of free cars and houses.

    • Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow says:

      03:09pm | 17/03/10

      formersnag - what AFR said is correct. You can get the employers to go anywhere, but employees don’t necessarily want to move. AFR’s example about doctors was correct. Country towns have been screaming for doctors for years and offering them anything but they don’t want to move to country towns.

    • Tom says:

      07:01am | 17/03/10

      It will be a very interesting exercise to compare values placed on people’s land for the purposes of acquisition as opposed to the value they place on it when levying land tax. It should be a graphic illustration of the duplicity of the state and the reason that large government is the real enemy of the common people.

    • Bob H says:

      08:01am | 17/03/10

      Move state and federal departments out of expensive city locations, regional centres should be expanded by migrating government departments and help change the ridiculous situation in Australia where each state has only one centre and puts intense pressure on property prices. Technology allows for backroom functions to be located anywhere - it is not as if they are generating wealth.

    • Chewy says:

      08:15am | 17/03/10

      The cynic in me says this is just a last ditched attempt to further destroy the Liberal electorates that have already copped way more than their “fair share”. Nobodys buying any of these 800k 2 bedroom units in Ku ring gai council area brought to you by the largest doners of the NSW ALP.
      Community and heritage is only worth preserving if it is in a safe or marginal Labor electorate just ask Verity Firth.
      http://www.smh.com.au/national/friendless-and-furious-kuringgai-fights-for-life-20090918-fvcr.html

    • Russell says:

      09:26am | 17/03/10

      Canberra was build via compulsory land acquisition, (thats just an irrelevant aside.. Sorry…)

      I was trying to work out where this woman was going from, because hardly anyone writes this sort of piece without an agenda. Usually its pretty easy to work out.. Nicole, I’m too lazy to Google, tell us please who do you represent?

      Usually also these items produce lots of anti-development, anti Labor postings, which are generally self serving, ill informed, Nimby-ish and class-based.

      Someone builds the houses we all live in. Developers! Tradies! Contractors ! Men in blue singlets with trucks! Horrors!

      All these people are happy building anything anywhere, at any location local and State governments will let them. Good planning does require regulations and strategy, and we shouldn’t be afraid of compulsory acquisition as part of that, if the right checks and balances are in place. But unfortunately, this proposal is just going to be another to thing to whack Labor with.
      Watch that happen here now with most of the postings

    • Rowdy says:

      10:10am | 17/03/10

      If, as you say, “...All these people are happy building anything anywhere, at any location local and State governments will let them.” then why don’t we build houses down Gouldburn way…or places about 2-4 hours drive from sydney, and build the Very Fast Train system to bring them in to the city. If people can get into the city via train in an hour from, say Gouldburn…or Newcastle…then they would do it. After all, people are doing it now from Wollongong and the central coast.

      We could also extend this to link Melbourne, Canberra, Sydney and Brisbane. This is forward planning, not building thousands of expensive units no one wants to buy and it takes away the need for compulsory acquisition.

      And by the way, of course Labor should be beat up over this…..after all they have only been in power for 15 years in NSW, 16 years at the next election. People who were 2 years old when Carr came to power in 1995 will be able to vote next year, and we are worse off in a planning context than we were 15 years ago.

    • Russell says:

      10:34am | 17/03/10

      Sorry for that impertinent question Nicole, I was not only too lazy to google, but I hadn’t even bothered to read the bottom of Punch (Punching On Today)

      But I am curious, and hope that some of the feedback today will move the discussion forward, and not just be a yet another kick in the teeth aimed at the present government (who will move on, and the next one will face the same set of problems)...

      But tell me, how does putting people out in the sticks, where everyone has to virtually live in their cars, and no public transport can ever be sustainable, possibly be called good environmental planning?

      If that is what is being taught at Sydney Uni?

    • Western Sydney says:

      09:34am | 17/03/10

      There was such an organisation in NSW, promoting housing affordability. It was called the Growth Centres Commission, which has now been eaten by the Dept Planning monster. Millions have been spent on plans for greenfield areas in western sydney yet treasury cancelled railway lines and govt charges, levies, taxes and developer contributions have raised the price of the individual lot to the point that land is undevelopable. In some areas the price of individual lots were raised by $90,000 from levies.

    • Ryan says:

      09:43am | 17/03/10

      Over my dead body, because I will fight to protect my home by whatever means until I am dead. If this Labor government wants to declare war on its constituents and step on every basic human right we have then if its war they want, its war they’ll get.

    • DG says:

      09:50am | 17/03/10

      Ahh yes - increased housing affordability vs the values of existing home owners homes.

      Someone is going to get screwed over here - either home owners or the people wanting to get into the market.

      The question is whether the owners of these homes are going to be paid enough to allow them to purchase a new house in the same suburb or whether it is just going to be another form of wealth redistribution (from home owners to developers).

    • Mark says:

      10:10am | 17/03/10

      This really doesn’t get the bottom of the housing crisis. Sure there are issues with supply and land grabs in the inner suburbs are unreasonable. The real issue is demand.

      The fact is housing should not be a speculative asset. This type of speculation is inflationary and generates very little economic benefit as most of the purchases are on existing dwelling, not new dwellings. Most of our foreign debt is tied up in domestic housing, crowding out genuine investments and if there was a crash we’d still have the debt but nothing to show for it.  Its time to get rid of negative gearing on existing dwellings, this costs the tax payer 3 billion to subsidise the wealthy. Its time to increase capital gains on housing to pre Howard levels as the drop cost us billions in revenue. It time to tighten FIRB to stop foreign investors from inflating prices. I don’t want this bubble to burst because the economic impact would be substantial but we need to put in strategies to significantly slow price growth. Currently the RBA is using interest rates to tackle the problem. This is ineffective as it only crowd out new home buyers, not investors. Governments are unfortunately addicted to land taxes and rate increases from the new prices. It’s time to hit the streets.

    • DG says:

      10:37am | 17/03/10

      One could increase housing affordability and maintain housing prices by allowing tax deductions for interest paid by owner occupiers and, at the same time, removing negative gearing provisions. But that’ll really only pump up the bottom end of the market - it certainly wont assist developers.

    • Mark says:

      10:55am | 17/03/10

      DJ great suggestion, but we could still allow negative gearing on new dwellings and different capital gain rates on new dwellings to stimulate supply and encourage developers to build. i’m not proposing to stop investors, but to force them into new dwellings. To give you an example of the problem a unit below ours, an existing residence, sold for 20% above the asking price to a foreign investor unsighted and this was in Canberra, so what are these people doing in Sydney and Melbourne to inflate prices?

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      10:07am | 17/03/10

      No mention of the increased immigration and population increase which is the real driver of housing affordability. No mention of relaxed foreign ownership restriction. Thanks Rudd for letting us have Chinese landlords to screw us over instead of the usual Australian ones.

    • AFR says:

      01:28pm | 17/03/10

      So some Chinese guys buy a few houses and they are to blame for the current prices? Pfft. Restricting foreign nationals from owning land would put us on the same level as, say, Thailand, and look how they’re going.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      03:29pm | 17/03/10

      Chinese and Russian investment in the Australian property market has contributed greatly to the property asset price bubble. That’s a fact. The FIRB decision in 2008 to relax restrictions from 50% to 100% foreign ownership in new developments also contributed to this bubble. Not sure of the relevence of Thailand since many other countries such as Singapore and until recently Switzerland and China had restrictions on foreign ownership. More likely negative gearing and First Home Buyers Grant have had greater effect, but it’s hard to tell.

    • Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow says:

      10:14am | 17/03/10

      The supply side certainly needs to be fixed. The only way to fix it is to build medium- and high-density housing across the entire city.

      It is unrealistic, inefficient and pointless to expect people to travel an hour each to and from Blacktown to get to work. I currently live in Redfern and it tajes ne 30 minutes door to desk in the CBD.

      Housing needs to be built around transport corridors to the main work hubs and it needs to be sufficient to meet demand for now and the future.

      Travelling long distances for a long time is inefficient from a social perspective (less time to spend with family) and an environmental perspective (larger enviro footprint per person per distance travelled.

      The only logical solution is to build sufficient housing to meet demand so that people are only spending 20 minutes to get to work (on the proviso they work in the main areas if the city) using public transport. This will require us to dump the idea of the McMansion on the suburban block. There will be plenty of public space eg Sydney park.

      It will be necessary to continue to develop Redfern, Darlinghurst, Glebe, Potts Point, Surry Hills and surrounding areas, for example. Other areas such as Notth Rude, North Sydney, Hurstville and Parramatta will also need to be developed for example.

      Doing this is the only way forward for Sydney.

    • Russell says:

      12:25pm | 17/03/10

      My comment one item below was in response to this, sane planning…  It got lost . A bit like any hope for sensible future under either of the two parties who will be leading us forward.

      I’m still hurting after o=r lost Metro. That was such a good idea in helping along some of your ideas. So good it never stood a chance.

    • formersnag says:

      02:32pm | 17/03/10

      wrong, wrong, wrong, more inner city high rise is not the way to go. Way back in 1930’s, Nazi Germany they built a place called “Volksberg”. Hitler may have been crazy or wrong on some things but the Nazis were not wrong about that. The post war Japanese did the same thing with places like “Toyota city”.

      Why would anybody, build new industrial or commercial estates in one part of a city & then put new residential estates, somewhere else? We are still, running out of oil. People need to be living walking distance from where they work. Taxation can be used to encourage everybody, both workers & employers, to do this.

    • Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow says:

      03:10pm | 17/03/10

      formersnag, that would require hundreds of thousands of people living within walking distance to the CBD. Not impossible, but not totally sure it would be practical. I believe that 20 minutes on public transport is not unreasonable and sustainable.

      The other part of my argument was that there are more places than just the CBD. These can be similarly used.

      Trying to effect change through taxation is rarely effective. I’m sure we’ve seen this with the Baby Bonus

    • Politically incorrect Formersnag says:

      04:51pm | 17/03/10

      Very few government systems have ever been perfect. But throughout the history of modern western democracies, the ones that have come closest to working well or perfection, have always involved, “the carrot & stick” approach.

      Also state & local governments, trying to outbid each other, to attract jobs is no good either. This would need to come from a national department of local govt & planning, genuinely trying, to spread jobs more evenly accross the country. Hopefully without to much “pork barrelling” interference.

    • Paul says:

      10:45am | 17/03/10

      Nicole, You seem to think that planning follows logic or rationality. What doesn’t compute is Sydney stupidly built suburbs over it’s premium agricultural land, it’s foodbowl because…? Where any inner city planning boffins involved in that? Or turning a key water (and farming) asset the Hawkesbury River into a *drain*, with 30 plus sewage plants dumping into the ‘River’? Was this planned Nicole or a smelly accident? Where is all the water harvesting and recycling in a 21st Century city like Sydney? Almost no where. Has the Planning Dept got a case of Fawlty Towers flu or something?When we have a corrupt Labor government and a useless and visionless Liberal opposition party - aka a political and democratic crisis, of which housing affordability is but a symptom - why would any form of ‘logic’ or reason apply? Well apart from good ol’ greed. Who do you represent and why should we believe you?

    • Russell says:

      12:43pm | 17/03/10

      Paul, almost everything you say is right, but have you used the word “corrupt” ? Incompetent, cynical, tired… any number of adjectives, any of which I would agree with and would be more than enough to throw NSW Labor out.  But what exactly are the charges? What does the word mean? Who has been convicted? Who is in prison for a development related issue? What is the substance to this allegation?

      Before you answer, think. You do not, like the Green MLCs who constantly cast these aspersions about and offer no evidence, have the protection of parliamentary privilege.

    • paul says:

      10:36am | 18/03/10

      Russell I think Labor banning political donations showed they recognised that they had an issue. A big smelly one. “Donations” arn’t made for altruistic purposes. Labor has also gone to extreme, record lengths to hide information using Commercial in Confidence type excuses. Why are they so insecure and opaque with our money? If they arn’t representing our interests - whose interests are they representing? Tell me Russell. But we know that the issues don’t stop there.

      So are you saying we have a transparent, healthy democracy Russell? And what democratic role do Obeid and his crew play in NSW politics? Are they thinking of the little guy? There is billions of dollars on the table here in terms of development /infrastructure where in the world wouldn’t corruption exist in such circumstances? (I notice councils are changing rules about “gifts” and other “benefits” from developers - did this come about by chance or is it a good-governance pre-emptive strike because there has been absolutely no corruption at a council level?)

      A healthy democracy can counter this somewhat.

      And Russell, leave the gilded legal threats out dufus - I have the protection - ironically- of homelessness. And being assetless… And that means I can tell you and your up-yourselves- do -nothing for NSW people to bring it dude. In fact I would welcome the publicity. Especially during an election year!

      So think before you reply Russell.

    • Russell says:

      10:53am | 17/03/10

      Thats right, but politically this is hard… In those those inner city and inner west areas you mention (where everyone DOES want to live), existing property owners are fiercely resisting any increase in supply. In fact they are going berserk, mounting political campaigns which are impossible for any sitting member to resist.

      Those sitting members are all left wing Labor, and they will all be gone at next election. Those intent on despatching them to oblivion are the Greens .

      There’s some irony there, for the government the Greens will help install will not be lead by them, in fact the Libs will not even need their numbers. The next government will still have to address housing affordability in the inner city and overall environmental planning,  yet it will have even more links with the big end of town, will care even less about the planet, and will privatise everything that moves!

      Sane planning won’t even come into it

    • Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow says:

      01:24pm | 17/03/10

      You’re right. Just last week there was a report that in Glebe the local racing track had been sold off and of course there was the typical NIMBY group opposing the development of the area into 15-17 storey buildings.

      Completely pathetic.

      Then there were earlier reports from Double Bay where a DA had been rejected because a high rise would hurt the local aesthetic and village appeal of the area. I see those high rises already there mustn’t hurt it.

      Again, completely pathetic.

      I doubt when the Libs win the next election much will change. They believe in the free market and making more for the rich. Sydney will implode in due course.

    • dont buy a house near a park/main road says:

      11:45am | 17/03/10

      Look up the NSW Nation Jobs Planning Website - it is “Aquiring” land all over sydney - that’s right even in the east of sydney (heaven forbid) .....why should sydney’s western areas/rural have over 90% public housing saturation (trust me they dont have the land they are squeezing these into) and re-developing Rosemeadow/redfern, thats right they take any land anytime!  /// when you find your small park near your house suddenly fenced off over night and a letter in the mail from developer saying a public housing complex is going to be built for the next 14 months (starting in 7 days/no reply needed) with scaffolding within centimetres of your fence then perhaps you can make all “we support the government” comments you like, until then you have no idea, they dont even maintenance these dwellings, the people moved into them are left to rot, no services whatsoever, i feel sorry for these public housing recipiants, they are built up like rats and then asked : “why arent you happy?”, wow maybe i should quit my job so i can get a new house

    • Kim says:

      12:48pm | 17/03/10

      Maybe some thought should go into the development of new housing areas rather than just jumping in.  Infrastructure of new or built up areas should be examined to ensure that the influx of people into these areas are catered to.
      Like public transport, shopping areas, parks etc.  Looks to me like the government is just finding an area that already has a train line and building it up big without taking into account the impact of the commuters on that particular line.

    • On just grounds says:

      01:09pm | 17/03/10

      Daryl Kerrigan won’t be pleased.

    • Robert Smissen of Rural SA says:

      02:53pm | 17/03/10

      Gosh I bleed for you poor buggers in NSW. In 2007 I bought a house in the Rural City of Murray Bridge, just 700m. from the Mighty Murray river & a leisurely 55 minutes from the CBD of our capitol city. The cost in 2007? ? $185,000. Even today advertised in the local paper, 4 b/room, dbl. brick, 2 b/room, 2 WC, large shed on a LARGE block 20yrs old, price? ? ? $239,000neg. Why would any sane person live in Sydney? ?

    • Terry Roberts says:

      04:00pm | 17/03/10

      Making homes affordable is easy.  Drop negative gearing, no other country has it.  Then watch the flood of properties onto the market, from overcommitted investors using government market distortions to “invest” in housing.  Lets have a little less government interference in markets, and actually drop NG, and see what the real market prices are.

    • Julian Thomas says:

      07:41pm | 17/03/10

      I am going to pay off my home very slowly then, let then take on which bank??

    • True Believer says:

      10:56pm | 17/03/10

      Why plan for just 7 million people in Sydney ?

      Why not 10 million or even 15 million, as this would make Sydney one of the world’s great cities.

      All we need to do is build 20 storey high rises in every suburb throughout Sydney – just like they do in Hong Kong.

      No-one really needs to have their own backyard today as children can just play on computers. Games like backyard cricket can now be enjoyed on Wii.

      And who needs a garden to toil in - a few pot plants on a balcony will suffice. 

      And it think of all the green gas emissions that would saved by having 20 storey apartments throughout Sydney,  as we wouldn’t have all the wasteful lawnmoving activities going on every weekend. 

      Water is no problem – we borrow money from China to build more de-salination plants.

      And think of how a population of 15 million in Sydney would increase economic growth.

 

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