Wonder Woman is fighting her way back onto the small screen with a totally new look.

As News.com.au reports, gone are the days of the “precious” story line that found her suggestively “tied to a chair” in a pair of tiny hot pants at the end of each episode; this time around she’s got more brains, a “meatier backstory”, a pair of “blue leggings” and a “studded denim jacket”.
Oscar-nominated writer J. Michael Straczynski, the new script writer for the show, said he ditched the hotpants after “several female friends” asked him, “How does she fight in that thing without all her parts flying out?” and “How does she carry her stuff?”
The Punch have given some thought to the problem and would like to suggest they kit Wonder Woman out with a handbag. A star-spangled version of the Hermes “Kelly” bag could work nicely for all those ropes and things she wields around.
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