Local candidates are the political equivalent of sausages – we might accept they are part of the democratic process, but we don’t really want to know what goes into making them.

What quality of small goods will the major parties serve up this election?

And like sausages, local candidates come in all shapes and forms, from the top-shelf gourmet that you would be happy to eat at a Hat restaurant to a sad sack of something that reeks of fat and sawdust.

But in an era of presidential politics, do local candidates really matter? To stretch the sausage metaphor to breaking point, it really depends on what they’re made of, how they’re cooked and what else they are served with.

Have a look at the following table of results around the November 2007 election.

* actual vote
** final public poll before election

It’s a bit complicated, but a neat way of summarising the range of factors that go into deciding a local seat.

Primary vote: The number of people that put the Party first – genuine wisdom that no one can win an election with less than 40 per cent of the vote. If you are below this point, then you could have Nelson Mandela door-knocking and it would still be a waste of time.

Two party preferred: This is dependent on the ability of your party officials to broker alliances with other parties; and then the ability of those partners to deliver (a solid vote) and (b) the preference flow promised – which is ultimately decided by voters’ preparedness to follow the how to vote cards thrust at them as they enter the ballot box.

Preferred PM: With Presidential campaigns, debates and branding, leaders matter. Strong leaders will have higher support than their party, great leaders will actually embody their party’s values. When Bob Hawke was at his peak, local candidates were encouraged to stay in the shadows.

Party ID: The simple question ‘Regardless of who you intend to vote for, which party do you feel closest to?’, is effectively a gauge of a Party’s ‘brand’. Successful leaders can shift brand – Howard had started moving a base of traditional Labor voters into Liberal ID until he over-reached on WorkChoices. Party ID is still the main indicator of how a party will perform on election day.

Redistributions: Shifting demographics play a big role as the shape of electorates and the profile of populations change. One of the big factors in John Howard’s demise was actually that Bennelong has been shifting into a lower socio-demographic for a decade; many pundits actually think his quality as a high-profile local member was the only reason it remained Liberal as long as it did.

Local Factors: And then there is the local contest, the ground warfare in the 20 or so voting booths that collect the bits of paper that determine the seats that determine the government of the nation. All sorts of local factors, debates and controversies can cut through this white noise. When Ross Cameron lost Parramatta in 2004, every other indicator was going swimmingly for the Libs; it was just that he decided to confess publicly to infidelity a few months out from the poll.

In short, every mix of factors, in every election, in every electorate will be slightly different.

But clearly, local candidates can make a difference, depending on how they are, eh, processed.

The gourmet duck and pistachio: The celebrity candidate who is known for things other than their sausage-ness. Maxine McKew was a gourmet, she had a profile, a following and an immediate point of connection with locals which few candidates possess. After all, she had been on telly. When taking on a big guns, a gourmet candidate can make a difference. But sometimes they carry baggage as well, especially when they have a back-catalogue.

The organic local produce: Made from the region’s finest. A well made organic local can be a real asset, reinforcing their party’s appeal by looking exactly like the voters they are targeting. Good locals can enhance a demographic shift and reinforce a Party’s campaign pitch. Jackie Kelly, the trackie-wearing Penrith mum, was a great example of this snag.

The perennial sizzler: Another asset, always on the barbie, given away for free at sporting events, street stalls or volunteer drives. Essential in marshaling the troops who hand out on election days. Because people’s expectations are low, all they really need is bread and sauce and people seem satisfied. Once they know how to set up the grill, they can keep a seat safe for decades. For an example look no further than Labor’s John Murphy, an MP for 12 years, few people would have ever heard of him. Unless they live in Lowe – where they are likely to have eaten a sausage served by him.

The six in a bunch: Bland thin sausages, indistinguishable from the others in the bunch. Tend to have nice dental work and a background in local government. Mere vehicles for the national campaigns; currently clustered on the Liberal front bench.

The chippati: Young political hacks who find a way of standing for public office, often before reaching puberty. Usually in impossible seats and merely running for the experience or CV. But beware, from little sausages, big things can grow, as king chippati Paul Keating showed when he won Blaxland at the age of 25.

The exploding ball of hot fat: These are the dangerous ones, which if they have not been carefully pricked and tended to can blow up in the cook’s face, causing untold damage. They tend to have strange interests in automatic weapons or very particular views on race relations. Once they catch fire, parties have to decide whether to serve them raw or take them off the barbie altogether. If there is any consolation, these local candidates nearly always do make a difference.

Happy eating!

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    • Abigail says:

      09:02am | 25/02/10

      This article is hilarious… but one you missed is the curried vegie sausage - waxy, chewy, invariably bland but self righteously cooked in foil to avoid mixing with the meat juices… The Green candidate

    • MAx Power says:

      03:19pm | 22/02/10

      Only Australian Born citizens should be allowed to run for parliament.

    • H of SA says:

      11:50am | 22/02/10

      Personally I resent being “forced” into the preferances system. I like being able to opt in “to keep my vote alive”.

      But sometimes, as a protest I’d like to say my vote goes to this candidate and ONLY this candidate as I think the rest of you are having a laugh

    • Ian F says:

      10:57am | 22/02/10

      Your two-party preferred vote can also be boosted by asking your supporters to assist candidates who are recommending preferences to you by volunteering to assist with their how-to-vote card distribution.  An easy example in many electorates is Labor Party supporters distributing how-to-vote cards for the Greens Party on the simple basis that if the count goes to preferences those second preferences become as valuable as first preferences.

    • punchpot says:

      10:50am | 22/02/10

      Nice picture of Julia . Shes definatly far more attractive to look at than the other side of Politics

    • Harquebus says:

      10:37am | 22/02/10

      If a local member or candidate is from a major party then, they are not likely to represent their constituents. They will vote along party lines regardless of what their constituents think or want.

    • Phil Loveridge says:

      04:11pm | 23/02/10

      It is time for an Independent uprising in this country, the electorate deserves a say in Canberra on a whole range of issues. Every vote in the House of reps should be a conscience vote, not along agreed party lines

    • Tinman says:

      11:38am | 22/02/10

      Harquebus , truer words have never been written !! Party politics has hijacked the democratic process and blows it’s nose on the constitution !
      This is happening in all (so called) Democratic countries !  “Government by the people”  has only ever been , Rhetoric used to give an illusion of a democratic process ! It’s Like having two captains on a ship ! who constantly, when it comes to their turn at steering every 8 hours, turn the ship around and steer in their own preferred direction no matter where the passengers want to go . The ship never progresses anywhere and the passengers are just taken for a never ending circular RIDE !

    • Andrew says:

      10:15am | 22/02/10

      Julia dropped that sausage on the ground lol. I remember seeing it on the news at the time.

    • David C says:

      08:58am | 22/02/10

      That photo is just plain wrong

      1) they aint bbqing clothes
      2) you dont tong with two hands

    • Chewy says:

      07:37am | 22/02/10

      Hey Peter you forgot another form of local candidate.
      The ghetto carpetbagger - Moves to a ethnically diverse underprivileged but hardly desirable safe seat often maintains ‘investment properties’ in safe often leafy Liberal electorates a la Jason Claire or sometimes moves to a preferable neighbouring Liberal beach side electorate Greg Combet style. Heck some of these carpetbaggers wouldnt dream of living anywhere near their electorate see Reba Meagher who thought she could maintain links to Cabramatta by going to her office once a week whilst residing in beach side Coogee.
      No doubt there are some examples on the other side but does seem rife in the workers party.

    • John A Neve says:

      06:03am | 22/02/10

      “But in an era of presidential politics, do local candidates really matter?”

      My favorite topic; the real question should be do we want presidetial politics in this country?

      I would say NO, we don’t vote for our “leader” in this country, kindly our
      local members do it for us. They can also change the “leader” to suit them-selves!!

      The predential system gets further and further away from true democracy, that is of course what the top end of town want. CEO or Managing Director today, President tomorrow, in some eyes a natural progression.

      If we don’t tidy up our democracy very soon the people will have lost any Vestige of government by the people.

    • formersnag says:

      11:18am | 22/02/10

      Presidential politics, is just part of the spin doctors armory. If the electorate grows tired of the current government, then a change of leader, may re-brand/revive them with the electorate. Look at NSW Labour, changing leaders has been done in a desperate attempt to fool voters into thinking that the party itself is not rotten to the core. If everybody is concentrating on the leaders, then the entire, “Labour party” core brand is not thought of as, beyond all hope of redemption.

    • Phil says:

      07:14am | 22/02/10

      John I actually agree with you on this one.

      Having said that Abbott has rallied the troops in a way that Malcolm never could.

      Mind you Julia certainly looks out of her depth as tong master. A two handed grab is not a good look for the wobbly one.

 

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