Another week in the A-League, another drubbing for the attendance figures. I tuned in to the Gold Coast-Mariners game on Monday and thought Fox Sports had actually started adding canned crowds to their coverage.

I’m not here to beat up the A-League – I have to make a living out of and there’s enough people doing it already – but the Gold Coast attendance of 2037 is appalling. This club is a known basketcase and has never had much of a crowd but it was the same across the league. Why don’t football fans turn up?
Let’s get the obvious reason out the way: its finals time for the two big codes, and they’re sucking up every possible sports fan, second of airtime and dollar that exists.
But we’re now seven weeks into the A-League season and the state of the competition has been all over the media in the last week or so – but still no one’s turning up. The Newcastle Jets are on the verge of collapse, and still only 6977 turned up on Friday night – and they can’t even blame the Knights. Newcastle is one of the hotbeds of the game in Australia – so where are they all?
This is a genuine question, so please don’t just put “coz soccers boring” or something similar. Why don’t football fans, all those thousands of weekend participants we hear about, go to games?
Are you more interested in the other codes at the moment because of the finals? Is there something about the A-League you don’t like? Do you prefer the EPL or La Liga? Is it the Australian obsession with the drama of finals? Or is it just because you’d rather sit on the couch and watch the game on pay TV with your own non-pissy beer in a non-regulation glass?
The ABS reckons 13 per cent of kids play outdoor soccer, compared to 9 per cent for AFL; the roundball also remains ahead of the other codes for adult participations rates. So what’s gone wrong?
There have been plenty of soccer pundits happy to point the finger at Football Federation Australia over the past week – and they certainly could be doing a lot more, a lot cleverer – but do fans carry any responsibility? There’s no point banging on about the game’s virtues when the stadiums are continually empty. If you love it, get out and watch it – otherwise you’ll lose it and all those people you’ve been trying to convince for years will finally be proven right – that Australia just doesn’t like soccer.
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