Collingwood were on top of the world before Friday, seemingly unstoppable and had the feeling of an AFL premiership coming their way.

I'm no body language expert, but I reckon you lost. Photo: Scott Chirs

The Magpies ruled the AFL last week. But they were brought back to earth with a thud after copping a nasty wake-up call during Friday night’s blockbuster against Geelong.

Described as pretenders after their 36-point loss to the Cats, Collingwood simply didn’t have the goal-scoring power to match Geelong.

When you look at the stats, Geelong’s midfield totally smothered the Pies, who couldn’t keep up with the likes of Gary Ablett, James Kelly and Jimmy Bartel.

The Magpies are a young team and their lack of maturity was a glaring weakness against a sturdier Geelong outfit. The younger Pies have to develop poise and character if they are to convert on the run in pressure-cooker matches.

The Cats appeared sluggish in pre-season and seemed rattled after the Stokes’ drug case and speculation over Ablett’s future in the Sunshine State. But Geelong has bounced back with pride, showcasing its brilliant midfield and depth of goal-kicking talent.

The quality of a club’s leadership often reflects on-field results. I look at the environment Mick Malthouse has created at Collingwood.

After Malthouse’s early-season faux pas (calling Saint Stephen Milne a rapist), he has coached better than ever, showing the focus and intensity that is needed to get wins on the board. 

Malthouse knows the Magpie community expects nothing short of a premiership and he is determined to deliver it.

But can they win? I doubt it. He simply doesn’t have the leadership group and players with goal-kicking power to match it with a team of Geelong’s calibre.

And the threat of the Colliwobbles always looms. The Pies can’t shake the wobbles from their psyche. How can Malthouse help erase that crushing mentality?

And then I look at Geelong, led by a very cool Cat in Mark Thompson, now an experienced premiership coach.

Thompson is a great motivator of young men who is astute in his communication.

He recently told of Ablett’s ‘mediocre’ performance against the Blues last month.  Ablett had 33 touches, and was one of the best on ground, but it was the fuel Ablett needed to help lead from the midfield with a team focus.

In Ablett’s following match against the Swans, he collected 38 possessions and proved to his coach he was a valuable linkman, not just a ball-getter.

Geelong’s current form is in the premiership class. For Collingwood, they have to reassess their forward structure to boost their power for goal.

And Fremantle’s been a darky that has emerged from the shadows, now sitting third on the premiership ladder. They will give the league’s leaders a real shake.

I’m tipping the Dockers will fly even higher next year, with a genuine chance of a Grand Final berth. They just need a finals campaign behind them to develop a premiership team.

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    • Aitch B says:

      06:14am | 25/05/10

      Loved the brief footage of Joffa pouting on Friday night…... classic!!

    • Dan says:

      06:24am | 25/05/10

      I think the only people who seriously gave Collingwood a serious chance at the start of the year were Mick and Ed. I should confess that I tipped Collingwood against Geelong; I should have known better.

    • S.L says:

      07:30am | 25/05/10

      It’s AFL…...... I recognise 2 names in this article. Gary Ablett and Mick Malthouse. Gary only because he’s a second generation player with the same name as the first and Mr Malthouse because he called someone a rapist. This game is really capturing the publics attention north of the border!

    • DG says:

      09:02am | 25/05/10

      Of course- the Southern States keep forgetting. The sporting world ends at the Murray river….. the relevance of NSW and sport ceased when it failed to capitalize on the Olympics.

      isnt the term rapist used for a group of league players on tour in New Zealand ?

      glad my team doesnt play for no points and losses its last however many grand finals

    • Steve D says:

      10:19am | 25/05/10

      SL get with it. If you know nothing about AFL well that’s your fault. AFL is the biggest code in this country so get used to it.

    • S.L says:

      12:47pm | 25/05/10

      I’m not knocking the game Steve D only stateing a fact. The games most popular superstars have little to no recognition factor north of the Riverina. As for the biggest code in this country what do you refer to as biggest?
      Crowd sizes? Can’t argue there. Many EPL teams can only dream of your crowds. NRL aren’t in the running there either.
      But participation? A definate NOPE! The round ball game wins that one…....

    • Andrew says:

      03:33pm | 25/05/10

      Yeah, just like boofy NRL is capturing the attention of the rest of the nation outside NSW and QLD!

    • paul says:

      07:32am | 25/05/10

      Collingwould if they could but they can’t.

    • Dale says:

      07:54am | 25/05/10

      Geelong overuse the footy and are liable to run out of puff. Pies are certainties. Off night Friday but they will bounce back. Aside from Geelong nobody can match Collingwood too much midfield depth and a spread of goalkickers. Come September the pies will be ready to go. Geelong Collingwood GF with the pies to get over the line.

    • BTS says:

      08:05am | 25/05/10

      Well they haven’t run out of puff for the last few years.

    • stephen says:

      10:53am | 25/05/10

      Overuse the footy? Geelong midfielders always have high possession rates. That’s their strength. Weaker teams like to run the ball up the wing to forward/back pockets continuously, as if the opposition’s back-line has nothing better to do than stand there and wait for them.
      Geelong gets involved from the first centre bounce.

      PS Hell, i wish the Saints’d do that.

    • Andrew says:

      08:23am | 25/05/10

      Geez one loss and out come all the ant-pie brigade!  September is still months away!  CARN the PIE’s!!

    • Wayne Y says:

      04:17pm | 25/05/10

      Andrew, the Pies are not ready to win the flag. They are babies.

    • Blue baggers for premiership says:

      08:54am | 25/05/10

      You forgot to mention that they have the bad will of every other team glaring down on them. Every team is united in one thing: they hate Collingwood. Even Collingwood supporters hate Collingwood, it’s just a matter of realising it and admitting it (i’ve met some who have admitted it).

    • Brendan N says:

      04:19pm | 25/05/10

      Of course everyone wants Collingwood to lose. They are experts at losing. When are they going to win a premiership? Next decade if they are lucky.

    • Mato says:

      09:13am | 25/05/10

      Last time Geelong beat Collingwood by 70 odd points, this time they beat them by around half that (36?).  If the Pies kick straight next time it will be a sensational match.  I have to admit that the Pies two losses this year have confirmed that they are still a top 4 side and not top 2 (come finals time).  At this stage… it’s still not even half way through the season.  But you journos always rave on (no matter what round it is) about who you reckon is a chance and it changes every few weeks.  Happens every season.  Broken record.

    • Lee from WA says:

      10:00am | 25/05/10

      Don’t talk up Freo yet. No one throws away a good season like Freo. As a Freo fan, I’d be talking up a finals spot when we’re third place in round 22 and I’d only be talking up a Grand Final berth after we win a preliminary final.

    • Magpie fan - not says:

      10:03am | 25/05/10

      I hate Collingwood. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. A pack of pretenders who will do anything dirty to win.

    • Too soft says:

      10:06am | 25/05/10

      Collingwood is a top-four side. They can’t get in the Grand Final. Not enough guts even though they want the glory. Players don’t understand true hard yakka on the ground and doing the hard things. Too soft.

    • Richard says:

      10:22am | 25/05/10

      Er, Guys - it’s round 9!!  Any conclusions drawn at this time of year are likely to be proved stupid by round 22.  It’s a long season, a marathon, not a sprint etc etc - cliches, of course, but also true.  The great thing about this season is the fact that almost all teams are still in it, and it’s very tight.  Geelong are awesome, of course, but injuries, drop offs in form etc can change things quite quickly.  As for Collingwood, well I hate “em, of course, especially their loud, rude, ugly mob of supporters, but they’ll be there at the business end, I think.  I’m just enjoying the great ride in another season of our wonderful game.  As for my team, the Swannies, this has always been just a rebuilding year, and injuries and over-inflated expectations have caught up with us - but the great thing is that things could change, even for us!  SYYYYDNEEEEYYYY!!!

    • Henry P says:

      04:21pm | 25/05/10

      Richard, it may be round 9 but it is over for some clubs. The Woods are not good enough. They can only get worse through more injury. Naaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, they won’t win the big one.

    • Riddy Kewless says:

      04:54pm | 25/05/10

      Reports from the media this year regarding the AFL.  Adelaide - definite top four / Footscray - favourite for the flag / Collingwood - favourite for the flag / Footscray - in real trouble / Carlton - 3rd best team / Hawks - lost there mojo, pathetic / Hawthorn - a real finals chance.
      These are the ones I remember just from the top of my head and now there is this piece.  We have seen Freo beat Geelong, Carlton smash Geelong, Collingwood smash Carlton, Hawthorn smash Carlton, Collingwood smash Hawthorn, and now Geelong semi-smash Collingwood after Collingwood smashed Freo.  Doesn’t this go to show that it depends on the team that is firing on the day.  If another ten minutes in the third quarter really went Collingwood’s way the result would have been reversed.
      The media really need to take a look at the bigger picture before taking their moronic stance for the week.

    • Tails says:

      05:05pm | 25/05/10

      I hope you’re not trying to tell Julia to lay off the Pies, because I’ve been trying to do that all day. I suspect others have been trying much longer.

    • Ridiculous alright says:

      05:19pm | 25/05/10

      Riddy Kewless don’t you get it - it gets everyone talking. What else do people talk about in southern Australia hey.

    • redring says:

      06:18pm | 25/05/10

      With lightweights and receivers like Neon Leon and Dale Thomas et al and big sooks like Fraser (when he plays) the Woodsmen have no chance anytime soon against Geelong. Their mid fielders are all 6 foot plus, 15 stoners who pride themselves on their attack on the ball. The Collies have too many lightweights who run past the pack screaming “here, here here”.  One thing I’ve noticed this year is that the standard of play has dropped on last year particularly with the Saints, Brisbane, Adelaide and Hawthorn. The only real improvers are Freo. Geelong only have to turn up to win the flag.

    • John says:

      08:18pm | 19/09/10

      well isn’t collingwood in a grand final now after beating geelong? and FYI collingwood in the last ten years has never choked under Malthouse, they have just been comprehensively beaten by a better side, losing by 73 points in a prelim against one of the best teams of the decade in 2009 is not a choke, it is a blatant loss

    • Jabso says:

      05:22pm | 13/10/10

      I loved the footage of….COLLINGWOOD WINNING THE PREMIERSHIP.

      Looks like you were wrong Tullberg. Better luck next time.

 

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