In the 1940s Japanese prostitutes injected themselves with non-medical grade silicone or paraffin, or inserted sponges into their chests because they thought larger breasts would attract the American servicemen.

A Venezualan woman shows her ruptured PIP implant, compared to her intact one. Pic: AFP

It’s not clear whether the results of the DIY cosmetic surgery were alluring, but it is clear that it was dangerous, and occasionally fatal.

It’s also clear that increasing numbers of women – and men – are prepared to take on the risks of invasive surgery to look better. The Australasian College of Cosmetic Surgery estimates it’s now a billion-dollar-a-year industry, and that’s not counting people seeking cheap new boobs, teeth, or tummies in Asia.

Reality television touts extreme makeovers, the possibility of shedding years in minutes, and in the process normalises very serious procedures. On the other side of the screen, people start to think it’s normal to pop into a surgery, slap down the credit card, and walk away with new breasts, smaller thighs, or a flatter stomach.

You’d think the Government would be in total control of such a booming medical industry. You’d be wrong.

This erupting Poly Implant Prosthese (PIP) implants scandal has highlighted problems with the Australian cosmetic surgery industry.

The Therapeutic Goods Administration says about 5000 Australian women had the French-made breast implants put in between 2000 and 2010, when they were recalled because of concerns over high numbers of ruptures, and the use of an unapproved, industrial grade silicone, and fears of a connection with cancers.

The French, German and Czech Governments are advising women to have the implants removed. The Australian Government suggests women call a hotline or talk to their doctor. Meanwhile, The Australian highlights a study that found the toxic implants rupture at a rate 16 times higher than that claimed by the industry – a rate as high as one in three.

Still, the Australian Government says there’s nothing to see here. The TGA says there’s no evidence of an increased rupture rate.  Acting Health Minister Nicola Roxon says there is “no particular additional risk”. The Australian Society of Plastic Surgeons, unsurprisingly, agrees.

But they admit they are working from limited data. Ms Roxon said:

(One) of our concerns is, in Australia, we do not and cannot easily identify today which women have had which implants.

And the TGA says its expert panel worked with “relatively limited available data”.

What the situation highlights are the dangers of having potentially vulnerable, often ill-informed or naive people seeking help from big business in a largely self-regulated industry. While medically indicated surgeries (such as post-mastectomy reconstructions) go through Medicare, purely cosmetic surgeries do not. Then when things go wrong the government tries to find a balance between too much fear and too much calm, and circling lawyers hum the phrase ‘class action’.

The answer? More information, more data, more control.

Associate Professor Rhian Parker, author of Women, Doctors and Cosmetic Surgery,  told The Punch that there is a long history of problems with breast implants, that the government “hasn’t really got to grips with the industry”, and that the medical lobby is very strongly against further regulation. She said there needs to be more transparency on adverse events, so patients are more aware of how and how often things can go wrong.

Michael Moore, head of the Public Health Association of Australia, was scathing about the TGA’s role, writing in the Sydney Morning Herald that they needed to look at the overseas experience:

This does little to encourage confidence in the organisation - how many Australian women will need to suffer before the TGA determines that it has enough evidence to make similar recommendations to its European counterparts?

Other countries may be being overly cautious, but the TGA seems to be putting itself in a very precarious position by using ‘limited data’ to determine that all is fine, when overseas thousands of women are being told all is not fine.

Ah well, at least they’ve set up a hotline.

Update:

The Punch asked the TGA if they had plans to improve their processes. Chief Medical Officer Professor Chris Baggoley, responded by email, saying:

The TGA is internationally acknowledged as a world leading regulator and Australians should feel confident about the advice it gives. In line with this, the Government has recently agreed to a set of further reforms to the TGA that will increase its transparency as well as its level of communication with consumers.

Regarding the advice given on the PIP breast implant, the TGA called together a panel of expert physicians to assess the current situation. The group of experts, which met on 4 January 2012, comprised clinical, scientific and epidemiological experts from the TGA’s statutory medicine and medical device safety committees along with additional surgical experts from the Royal Australasian College of Surgeons, the Australian Society of Plastic Surgeons and the Australasian College of Cosmetic Surgeons.

The experts concluded that there is currently no evidence of an increased rupture rates for PIP implants in Australia, and at this stage there is insufficient evidence of a problem with the Australian supplied implants to warrant routine removal of the implants that have not ruptured.  The TGA will continue to investigate this matter over coming months and the expert group will also continue to meet to examine any new information

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    • Bill says:

      02:13pm | 09/01/12

      I’ve never understood why women think they’ll be more attractive with bigger boobs. Do women find men more attractive with a bigger johnson?

    • dancan says:

      02:31pm | 09/01/12

      is that a joke question?

    • Wynston Cruso says:

      03:25pm | 09/01/12

      They can show off cleavage, I’m not aware of a male equivalent to this. Ball cleavage?

      This also reminds me of a Triple J Hack episode where they spoke about penis enlargements where dudes with average size johnsons have issues and go about deforming their penis to make it bigger. Some after having had it done would then go on and complain about women not being comfortable with a massive willy. Lose lose, never understand why people would do crap like that, medical reasons obviously being an acception. I for one would never pay someone to put a knife down there.

    • amy says:

      04:00pm | 09/01/12

      it doesnt matter how big it is..its how you use it

      or so Im told

    • Daniel says:

      04:08pm | 09/01/12

      @Bill- Yes women (not all if them mind you) prefer a bigger Johnson, which isn’t good news for the average bloke (myself included). However you can make up for it on other ways ;P

    • jim says:

      07:30pm | 09/01/12

      That is never the case. They always look at the bank account first.

    • Woff says:

      01:56pm | 10/01/12

      Women who say size doesn’t matter are shallow…

    • Tim says:

      02:24pm | 09/01/12

      I think the Punch should keep abreast of this breaking story.

    • marley says:

      03:23pm | 09/01/12

      Arggghhhh.

    • fairsfair says:

      04:21pm | 09/01/12

      You act a real tit sometimes Tim.

      wink

    • C1 says:

      05:21pm | 09/01/12

      Worst comment in living Mammary!!!!

    • Pete says:

      12:14pm | 10/01/12

      Won’t someone think of the puppies?

    • Mahhrat says:

      02:31pm | 09/01/12

      Apologies for the hijack.

      If I can be dismissed because I eat too much food, then I can dismiss those that artificially enhance their bodies as being on the other side of that particular pendulum.  We both hate our bodies, just for different reasons.

      Similarly, if it is their choice to have such surgery done that’s fine, but then it’s just as fine for me to eat pizza every night (yes, I used to do that, and now I don’t).

      Thus, if one of us is entitled to government support, then we both are.  If neither of us are, that’s fine, so long as it is neither of us.

      The government is partially at fault, for not properly informing and regulating this industry, as OP rightly says.

      This is kind of the point I make when we want to point fingers at different things:  everyone has their vice.  For some it’s religion, for me it’s food, for these women it’s wanting body implants but not having the money to get it done properly.

    • marley says:

      03:24pm | 09/01/12

      Well, I agree with you, with one proviso.  Breast implants for women who’ve had mastectomies - those I think should be seen in a different light from the cosmetic ones.

    • harley says:

      05:18pm | 09/01/12

      marley
      They are all cosmetic ones.

      Did you have a point?

    • maybe says:

      03:10pm | 10/01/12

      I think the point Harley is trying to make is that even reconstructive implants are for cosmetic reasons. You can function just fine physically without boobies.

    • Kate says:

      02:32pm | 09/01/12

      Great piece Tory. I find it very worrying that the TGA appear so confident that there is no issue while the PIP implants are creating headlines in France, the Czech Republic, Germany and Scotland where women are being advised to have them removed.

      I agree with you Tory about regulation. How did all this self mutilation become so normal? Celebrity worship? Horrible.

    • Zeta says:

      02:38pm | 09/01/12

      I should volunteer my services to Nicola Roxon. I can pick a boob job at 20 paces. You gotta look at the skin up between a woman’s armpit and the top of the breast - if the proportion of boob to subcutaneous fat is off, they’re fake.

      I could see that being a job. Office of the Breast Inspector General.

      You really gotta wonder about the reasons why women get breast implants. There’s never been a bigger disconnect between what women think and what they’re told, versus what men actually think. There is no such thing as a bad set of boobs. Never has been. If a gentleman is in a situation where a pair of breasts is unleashed in his direction, his brain immediately says ‘I’m OK with this’.

      No guy has ever gotten down to buisness with a lady and backed out once her A cups have come out. Never happened. Never will. “Sorry Ellen Page, but your breasts are not the size the media has conditioned me to desire. I bid you good day ma’am’.

      Women will claim ‘actually, I got them for myself’. Really? Do you have to look at them all day? I call bullshit. You’re doing it because you think it will make you more attractive, and ergo, happier.

      I’d like to protest outside plastic surgeries like those guys do outside of abortion clincs with a big sign that says ‘I think your breasts are hot the way they are’.

      I wonder if Nicola Roxon would give me a grant for that.

    • Tim says:

      02:44pm | 09/01/12

      “There is no such thing as a bad set of boobs.”

      Speak for yourself.

      Of course no man has rejected a woman once her boobs are out but there are many who use them as a factor in the selection process.

    • Elphaba says:

      02:55pm | 09/01/12

      I’m not a fan of my nose.  Or my chin.  And I wish I had that flawless unblemished skin on my back, instead of the little freckles and moles from a childhood spent at the beach.

      But one part of me that I am absolutely, 100% happy with, are my boobs.  Never wanted them bigger or smaller.  And agreed, no bloke I’ve been with has EVER complained.  Opinions on them were far from negative.  Maybe it’s like the whole ‘women dressing for other women’ thing.

    • love the girls says:

      03:25pm | 09/01/12

      Amazing how alcohol can blurrrr our vision.

      In the morning, we discover what coyote ugly truly means.

    • Wynston Cruso says:

      03:35pm | 09/01/12

      “There is no such thing as a bad set of boobs.”

      Agreed, with one exception - man boobs.

      Also agree with the women dressing for other women thing, I’m sure I’ve seen a show about that where a group of ladies would hang out and always try to one up each other in the looks department, to the point where they all looked equally hideous.

    • GD says:

      03:49pm | 09/01/12

      Truer words never spoken, Zeta!

    • Amelia says:

      09:13pm | 10/01/12

      Thank you Zeta, from all the small breasted un-cosmetically enhanced women out there! smile

    • fairsfair says:

      02:40pm | 09/01/12

      I don’t see why this is all on the govt when ultimately, this procedure is purely elective - even for those women facing reconstruction. I honestly don’t understand why anyone would subject themselves to unnecessary anaesthetic and go through this. Clearly they do not understand the risks - even to a healthy individual.

      This event simply highlights the PERSONAL RISKS in undergoing unnecessary medical procedures. The onus should be on the individual to properly research the situation, if the information is unavailable - don’t go through with it. If they manufacturers lied or mislead - a privately launched class action against the manufacturers is warranted. This should hardly fall solely at the feat of the Australian Government. 

      If the TGA recommends removal, does that mean Medicare must meet the costs of those procedures? I doubt surgeons are refusing to remove the implants at the request of the individual. What is stopping these women from not making an educated decision now when all Australian authorities are doing is presenting the facts?

    • Emily says:

      08:48am | 10/01/12

      The reason women undergo breast implant as reconstructive is more then looking good. A lot more. Can you imagine walking around with two kilos extra hanging off one side of your chest then the other? It causes back pain, throws your gait out, make it physically impossible to find a bra to fit both sides, means your doomed to wearing chicken fillets or the like in order to make bras fit- which give many women rashes. You end up standing one shoulder higher then the other automatically as your body attempts to negate for the weight and bulk difference. Reconstructive surgery might be elective but it’s neccesary in many cases. It was in mine. Try walking around with one a cup and one d cup for 6months and see how ridiculous you think it was for me to ‘subject’ myself to it then. I had my implant in 2003. So it might be that mine is faulty, I don’t know I’m calling my surgeon today to try and find out. Either way it was still bloody worth it.

    • fairsfair says:

      09:18am | 10/01/12

      Personally, I would not undergo the surgery. The risk of anaesthetic and the ongoing risk associated wtih the implant of foreign matter into my body (coincidentally something like this) outweigh the fact that I would have to alter my bras with a fake boob on one side and undergo physiotherapy to adapt to the changes with my body.

      I am very sorry that you had to go through that Emily, but reconstruction is still an elective surgery and your (understandably) emotional response does not change that. I am sorry if that sounds harsh, but it is the truth.

    • maybe says:

      03:16pm | 10/01/12

      Emily -  If it’s such a trouble, you have an alternative option: Have a reduction on the big boob rather than getting an augmentation on the smaller. Simple.

      The point still stands that it’s the manufacturer’s responsibility to make a safe product, not the governement.

      Or there’s the option to take responsibility for your own decisions, and pay for any revision surgery yourself.

    • karen says:

      12:31am | 11/01/12

      I agree with Emily as I have had a masectomy due to breast cancer also and am contemplating having reconstructive surgery myself,  I too have back and hip problems as well as issues with bra’s.
      I find the comments by fairsfair to be very judgemental and unduly harsh considering what we have faced, and yes it is a very emotional subject and unless you have walked a mile in our shoes I think you should refrain from such unfeeling remarks.  ‘Maybe’ I gather you must be a man to make such a remark….have a reduction on the big boob ‘simple’, its not that simple, you would have to buy new bra’s because then you will have a different cup size and maybe even new tops, etc…..and you still have all the associated risks with surgery.
      Oh and I don’t think it is the governments responsibility either, I think the manufacturer is obligated to ensure the product is safe before it hits the marketplace.

    • Erick says:

      02:44pm | 09/01/12

      Who you gonna call?

      Bust Busters!

    • James1 says:

      03:12pm | 09/01/12

      The moment I discovered that there was a 24 hour freecall breast implant hotline, society was dead to me.

    • Wynston Cruso says:

      03:30pm | 09/01/12

      Tech support for boobs, now society is evolving right?

      “Have you tried turning them off then on again?”

    • jg says:

      03:18pm | 09/01/12

      You’d think the Government would be in total control of such a booming medical industry. You’d be wrong.

      Why would I think this government is in control of anything?

      smile

    • Dave C says:

      09:26am | 10/01/12

      Sighhh - FFS, I’m sure people were getting breast implants before 2007.

      Perhaps the more useful application of the hotline would be to call for and register all women who have experienced a breast implosion - we wouldn’t then be subject to self-reporting, self-regulating industry giving us its “impartial” advice.

    • Marilyn Shepherd says:

      03:35pm | 09/01/12

      Is this the same TGA who approved flu vax for kids that made them sick?  And the same TGA who pulled Pan and bankrupted them only to find they did nothing wrong.

      TGA should be aware that some of us have long, long memories.

    • marley says:

      06:07pm | 09/01/12

      This would be the same TGA that pulled the fluvax as soon as it was clear there were problems with it.  What else do you expect?

    • david says:

      11:10pm | 09/01/12

      True. It will be interesting to see if the TGA act with less resolve in this case. Unlike Pan, breast implants pose no threat to the pharmaceutical industry.

    • Vivian says:

      04:04pm | 09/01/12

      This is beyond the pale.

      “You’d think the Government would be in total control of such a booming medical industry. You’d be wrong. “

      No I don’t think government should be anywhere near this. You would the individual in society would not be so infantalized as to expect this.
      The author is wrong. Think of the situation in a broader context. The west is broke. Dead broke. We in Australia are an exception although we are working on fixing that. Why is the West broke? Government. Big government and the welfare state. Now this author wants the government to intrude on a transaction that is designed to sexify people which is the ultimate decadent luxury. So we get more intervention and government gets bigger. We don’t want to pay for this of course so let’s just put it on the tab for another generation to pay. Hubris writ large.

      This is madness and a true symptom of a dependant, childlike ideology that leads to ruin. Just stop it. The individual has recourse through other means. The word is out. It has been for years. This story is nothing new.

      Get the government out of our lives. I am not a child and nor should the rest of society be treated as such.

    • Sarah says:

      11:28am | 10/01/12

      @Vivian

      THANKYOU

      Most sensible comment I’ve seen yet on this article.

    • Joe citizen says:

      08:20pm | 10/01/12

      Someone in the government should do something.

    • amy says:

      04:06pm | 09/01/12

      a boobjob is one thing…but somthing I learned about a while back I find even more worrying

      this thing called “labiaplasty”...plastic surgery for ladies neather regions

      and I thourght “seriously??!!” after everything we have to feel insecure about (which seems impossible to escape)

      this has been added to the list..“your genitals are wrong, you need to get them fixed”...its just depressing

    • Al Chunk says:

      04:52pm | 09/01/12

      Money, looks, fame and weight are the modern metric the media decide what is a worthy person.  Two generations have received intense media and marketing to shore up those metrics and that nice is weakness.  Personally, I can’t say I’m surprised people are desperate to look wealthy with credit, slim with diets, famous through mere TV appearance and beautiful with surgery.  It’s a free world with legal cosmetic surgery and if the dangers are more than has been thought then government needs to legislate, but the cats out of the bag so get used to it our grandchildren have grown up with it as normal.

    • Distressed community member says:

      05:55pm | 09/01/12

      The TGA has been a complete failure in Australia.

      While they have good technical skills in assessing prosthetics and other medical devices, they are hopeless communicators, due to their management believing theirs is a testing role not a public service.

      The TGA is largely self-funded through industry payments, so there’s a level of lack of independence when it comes to how willing they are to reject certain medical devices from large companies. It also means they are less responsive to public views.

      The TGA has failed to develop effective channels to inform or educate people despite review after review (including internal ones) indicating it needs to do more and do better at community engagement. This is due to the failure of TGA’s management - largely career bureaucrats or medical specialists - who look down on the public from their enormous salaries and schmoozing with industry figures.

      Change needs to come from the top!

    • stephen says:

      09:51pm | 09/01/12

      Women get boob implants, not to enlarge the circumference but to reposition the nipple.
      (Don’t they ?)
      I seen girls with one nipple leaning to the right, and the other one pointing up to the light, and the other one, (sorry, new girl) indented like a button on a cushion.
      She/they were very self-conscious, and they were very sore about their weight, their skin, and their car.
      A Doctor told me once that some girls are very aware and afraid of the look of their vaginas.
      So they get surgery, then they want to do up their bum, then the nose gets a panel-beat, then their breasts get some stuffing.

      I suggest, and I’m guessing, that such girls are at the mercy of their own feelings of what others think of them - so much, that by surgery, they do not want, (physically)  to be themselves any more, but what they think others want.
      I’d reckon that being so much an object, then a product, then a sick and angry one because of medicinal complications, would stretch the patience of even the most curious TV viewer.

    • Sarah says:

      11:30am | 10/01/12

      Hi Stephen.

      The relocation of the nipple that you’re thinking of is a breast lift - where depending on the state of the breast Ptosis, some women may want essentially ‘re-shape’ their breast.

      See this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptosis_(breasts)

    • NESLIHAN KUROSAWA says:

      11:21pm | 09/01/12

      Hi Tory,

      I am not sure how to answer this particular question, just because I personally have a few friends who have undergone cosmetic surgery in the past.  May be, we should really the question of our insatiable appetite & never ending obsession with being just right & perfect! 

      As a society we have evolved so much but when it comes to staying young & beautiful, I truly believe that cosmetic surgery industry is such a market for the wide eyed & innocent believers in the ultimate solution to a fountain of youth?

      From a medical point of view, we all should realize by now that all medical interventions as well as taking medications always will have a down side & side effect!  The actual question “would we all be want to be scape goats & testing field for some quack in order to make us more beautiful & young”?

      If we have answered YES to this particular , then no offence to anyone but we all have to suffer the consequences, right?  I just think that this would all happen in a place like Europe though!  The Europeans have always taken pride in their products & packaging which tend to go with all that. 

      I personally would think that as women we are still resorting to these so called latest interventions in cosmetic surgery without even being informed about the enormous amount of suffering & pain which might follow afterwards.  Best regards to your editors.

    • onlooker says:

      07:41am | 10/01/12

      All surgery has risks, breast implants are not something I would ever consider, however I have no shortage in the breast department. We focus to much on the outside and forget it is character and skill that will get us through life. I do feel sorry for these women that have had the implants, it must be like sitting on the knife’s edge , not knowing if they have the industrial grade silicon. It must have be a huge decision to tamper with your perfectly functioning body, only to find out you may be much worse off. I hope the Government helps these women.

    • Shredder says:

      07:50am | 10/01/12

      Can someone explain to me if there is any medical reason to get breast implants? If not, any woman that gets them is a vain idiot that deserves what she gets.

    • Fairsnotfair says:

      09:41am | 10/01/12

      Hear, hear! You get what you ask for…

      We are such an affluent, self-indulgent society - maybe we could take some time, and money, and put it where it really is needed.

      No, as a tax payer, I do NOT condone government support of these vanities. If you want to mutilate yourself, do it on your own time and with your own money. A bit like these greenpeace wallies yesterday…..  stuff up & expect someone else to carry your mistakes.

    • Nathan Explosion says:

      07:53am | 10/01/12

      I love Mrs Explosion’s boobs. She hates them because they’re an E cup. I offered to be a human bra for her, but we thought it might get a bit awkward when she had to go to work.

    • Cate says:

      08:36am | 10/01/12

      Is cosmetic surgery really necessary?  For Medical reasons I can understand it, otherwise I can’t.  I was going to have my ears pinned and than I saw Ashley Judd, and said no.  Than it was my nose and than I saw Audrey Hepburn and said no.  So what I have a little chin.  I have great eyes teeth and skin and don’t want anyone injecting poison or foreign bodies into my skin.  I’d love a killer profile, but then it wouldn’t be me, I would be like a piece of pottery that is mass produced.
      I believe a lot of self appreciation seminars should flood the market to stop this industry preying on the self conscious.  It is also so expensive and the Cosmetic surgeons and Dermatologists are making a motza. The women are doing it on the sneak in cash without their husbands knowledge - (that is the lowest of the low.)  The celebs get it for zip so promote it. It goes on and on and on.

    • Wilma J Craig says:

      09:20am | 10/01/12

      Once again it all boils down to people taking Full Responsibility for what they decide to do.
      If someone gets an implant as a result of illness that is an entirely different matter to those who, totally unnecessarily, get Breast Implants for purely cosmetic reasons. How often has the public been warned about being particularly careful about such proceedures? The cheaper the job the more likely it will be faulty.I know of people who have been overseas to get their teeth done. They come back & say they have had Full Root Canal proceedures before their shiny white plastic caps are put on. Total cost? $300. Who did the Root Canals? Dental Nurses! One clinic has but One Fully Qualified Dentist & 30 Dental Nurses - all of whom work full days doing these proceedures. The Dentist is just there but does no work himself.
      Recently there has been a report that someone went for a cheapie Breast Enhancement. They got more than they bargained for because on returning home they got ill & were diagnosed with HIV!
      Ladies, unless you have had your breast or breast removed because of Cancer &, very naturally, want to look good - proceedures carried out with great care by real professionals using the very best materials you don’t
      enhancements. You certainly don’t need great big, squishy plastic things hanging from your chests
      Only immature, dirty-minded little boy-men are obsessed with those ugly, artificial, & artificially large, breasts
      If you do want to risk destroying your bodies then take responsibility for them. Make sure your surgeon is only using the very best, safets materials available.

    • Pete says:

      12:17pm | 10/01/12

      The sad thing is the woman who get these boob jobs are almost always poorly educated, with psychological issues that are never solved by the bigger breasts. They then go back for more. God forbid though the taxpayer has to sort this mess out - it should be a cost exclusively borne by those stupid/unfortunate enough to get them in the first place. Balanced people DO NOT get boob jobs, apart for that tiny minority who have a genuine medical problem.!

    • Kelly says:

      05:04pm | 10/01/12

      I’m failing to see why the government should get involved here. They didn’t create the issue and whilst it is unfortunate that people are at risk from the choice they made but there has always been a degree of risk associated with implants and they would have been made aware of this at the time of surgery and have chosen to go ahead anyway. Where is the accountability ... Is it the patient that went ahead knowing that there were risks or is it down to the government?
      If the country was running perfectly, then perhaps it would be an acceptable thing to devote resources to, however calling for government action on this matter at this time is in my opinion irresponsible.

    • Robinoz says:

      05:28pm | 10/01/12

      Some of the breast jobs look so fake it’s disappointing; I’d far prefer a woman with small breasts than some of the huge, obviously fake breasts I have seen. In fact, I have seen many small breasted women who are gorgeous ... there’s more to it than breasts!

    • stevenj says:

      06:34pm | 10/01/12

      sacrifice your body health to make you look a bit more beautiful. No doesn’t worth the money and effort, people doing those kind operation are insane. Iwon’t even allow a tatto on my body, because its kinda of non-reversed, once done, its there for ever, can not go back.

    • Sam says:

      10:25pm | 10/01/12

      Most breast enhancements go unnoticed.  Sure, all the experts here can tell fake from the oversized melons that feature in their porn, but in a bra and under shirts, it take more than a subscription to a MILF site to detect.  You would be surprised who actually has them, going quietly about their business with colleagues unaware and definitely without judgemental @rseholes gawping.

    • Sarah says:

      12:29pm | 12/01/12

      I agree 100%. It’s pretty easy to spot the DD, E, F huge gazoongas that are paraded around in everyone’s face.

      On the other hand I waited for my boobs to grow when I was a teenager and they never did. I was a small A, if that. I chose to undergo surgery to bump my chest size to a C. Unless I tell people then no one knows. In fact after breastfeeding two kids they look more “natural” (ie saggy) than they did before.

      Depite the asseptions by some posters I am not poorly educated with psychological issues. I can tell you though since having the surgery it’s a lot easier to find clothes that fit and I no longer worry and I’m just plain happy that I now have boobs.

      Would I do it again…. absolutely.

 

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Our special forces don’t always need special treatment

Our special forces don’t always need special treatment

We admire them, but we’re not entirely sure why. We allow them to operate in the shadows; we rarely…

A good holiday is about unrest, not rest

A good holiday is about unrest, not rest

Like a fat full-stop, it lay in my hand. A small orange – not exactly fresh, but purchased anyway…

Nosebleed Section

choice ringside rantings

From: They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

Michael S says:

"A teacher at Geelong Grammar had criticised her for using words that were too long, which had left her confused and had made her doubt her ability to write essays. She became ''quite distressed'' when her English marks began to fall." I can sympathise. My scholastic mentors conveyed to me a causal relationship… [read more]

From: Welfare for breeders is a bonus for everyone

Change Up! says:

I have no problem paying my taxes. As a single, childless person on a very decent income, I can afford it and not have my life severely altered. Plus I understand that my taxes paying for things like schools, childcare and infrastructure is ultimately a good thing. A better community is better for me… [read more]

Gentle jabs to the ribs

They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

A private school girl’s family is sueing her elite, extremely expensive private school for not… Read more

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